the only verified Shawn Connolly accept no substitutions
@divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social
One time I made espresso with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills with it and I met God. She was very cool. I write stuff. Figuring out some gender questions but definitely girl, I think. bi/pan
Pronouns: they/them(?)
Discord is Divinecoffeebinge
Pronouns: they/them(?)
Discord is Divinecoffeebinge
Thanks for checking in. You're awesome and it brings me joy to know there is good along with all the bad. Here's hoping for better next year, for you, for all of us.
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Thanks for checking in. You're awesome and it brings me joy to know there is good along with all the bad. Here's hoping for better next year, for you, for all of us.
but only sometimes!
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
but only sometimes!
I bet there are if you look!
you know who I bet could help you figure out what to look for
Ken
heck they might even be able to obviate the whole looking thing with online ordering. Maybe you can get free shipping!
you know who I bet could help you figure out what to look for
Ken
heck they might even be able to obviate the whole looking thing with online ordering. Maybe you can get free shipping!
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I bet there are if you look!
you know who I bet could help you figure out what to look for
Ken
heck they might even be able to obviate the whole looking thing with online ordering. Maybe you can get free shipping!
you know who I bet could help you figure out what to look for
Ken
heck they might even be able to obviate the whole looking thing with online ordering. Maybe you can get free shipping!
damn you for making me choose
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
damn you for making me choose
how do you not bring them home all the cool rocks
it doesn't have to be a special rock just like something shiny and colorful
the people cry out for cool rocks, Katie Tightpussy
it doesn't have to be a special rock just like something shiny and colorful
the people cry out for cool rocks, Katie Tightpussy
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
how do you not bring them home all the cool rocks
it doesn't have to be a special rock just like something shiny and colorful
the people cry out for cool rocks, Katie Tightpussy
it doesn't have to be a special rock just like something shiny and colorful
the people cry out for cool rocks, Katie Tightpussy
Reposted by the only verified Shawn Connolly accept no substitutions
if you stumble into someone else’s post & start sparring, then you should expect their moots to respond & spar back.
that’s how internet discourse works jsyk
that’s how internet discourse works jsyk
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
if you stumble into someone else’s post & start sparring, then you should expect their moots to respond & spar back.
that’s how internet discourse works jsyk
that’s how internet discourse works jsyk
Honestly if I met someone who organized their sex toys like this I might propose on the spot
or flee
I'd have to decide in the moment
or flee
I'd have to decide in the moment
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Honestly if I met someone who organized their sex toys like this I might propose on the spot
or flee
I'd have to decide in the moment
or flee
I'd have to decide in the moment
Reposted by the only verified Shawn Connolly accept no substitutions
Now I'm no big city white shoe public health and safety guy or anything but I do think loud shrill alarm noises that can only be stopped by closing the emergency text notification are not all that conductive to people actually reading the emergency alert texts idk
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Now I'm no big city white shoe public health and safety guy or anything but I do think loud shrill alarm noises that can only be stopped by closing the emergency text notification are not all that conductive to people actually reading the emergency alert texts idk
P.S. if anyone decides to make it a thing you have all rights to the intellectual property, I reserve no rights to this concept, now go make fun art
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
P.S. if anyone decides to make it a thing you have all rights to the intellectual property, I reserve no rights to this concept, now go make fun art
On the other hand, it means you could branch into a whole new type of content
"Can our contestants make it through the Dildo Drop without a concussion? Let's find out!" It'd be like AMERICAN GLADIATORS only porn
...dammit now I'm mad this isn't a thing
"Can our contestants make it through the Dildo Drop without a concussion? Let's find out!" It'd be like AMERICAN GLADIATORS only porn
...dammit now I'm mad this isn't a thing
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
On the other hand, it means you could branch into a whole new type of content
"Can our contestants make it through the Dildo Drop without a concussion? Let's find out!" It'd be like AMERICAN GLADIATORS only porn
...dammit now I'm mad this isn't a thing
"Can our contestants make it through the Dildo Drop without a concussion? Let's find out!" It'd be like AMERICAN GLADIATORS only porn
...dammit now I'm mad this isn't a thing
I applaud your restraint, storing them on a shelf and not the ceiling
Like porn stalactites
("they point down from the ceiling, that's why dildo starts with a d")
Like porn stalactites
("they point down from the ceiling, that's why dildo starts with a d")
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I applaud your restraint, storing them on a shelf and not the ceiling
Like porn stalactites
("they point down from the ceiling, that's why dildo starts with a d")
Like porn stalactites
("they point down from the ceiling, that's why dildo starts with a d")
Ahh, so more of a re-sort, then
Makes perfect sense
you should get an old library card catalog and store them in that
"Oh, the really big toys? Look under F, for Fisting"
Makes perfect sense
you should get an old library card catalog and store them in that
"Oh, the really big toys? Look under F, for Fisting"
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ahh, so more of a re-sort, then
Makes perfect sense
you should get an old library card catalog and store them in that
"Oh, the really big toys? Look under F, for Fisting"
Makes perfect sense
you should get an old library card catalog and store them in that
"Oh, the really big toys? Look under F, for Fisting"
every good bone plan has multiple steps
bone planning is surprisingly intricate
bone planning is surprisingly intricate
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every good bone plan has multiple steps
bone planning is surprisingly intricate
bone planning is surprisingly intricate
I would probably go color, then size
but that's just me, other classification systems are perfectly valid
but that's just me, other classification systems are perfectly valid
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I would probably go color, then size
but that's just me, other classification systems are perfectly valid
but that's just me, other classification systems are perfectly valid
What is?
Having to archive your posts?
Checks out
Having to archive your posts?
Checks out
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What is?
Having to archive your posts?
Checks out
Having to archive your posts?
Checks out
by type, size, color, or name?
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
by type, size, color, or name?
"score three more points and you earn a spanking, five points for aftercare"
if it's not a kink thing it should be
if it's not a kink thing it should be
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"score three more points and you earn a spanking, five points for aftercare"
if it's not a kink thing it should be
if it's not a kink thing it should be
I don't know what "games for impact" means but it sounds like a kink thing
it's a kink thing, isn't it
it's a kink thing, isn't it
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I don't know what "games for impact" means but it sounds like a kink thing
it's a kink thing, isn't it
it's a kink thing, isn't it