Dive Green
@divegreen.bsky.social
If i was in the minotaurs labyrinth id take him to an aquarium on a date.
Eddie gave me strange joke
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eddie gave me strange joke
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Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Except not mine, because “Yogurt Freeballin” are two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence
Except not mine, because “Yogurt Freeballin” are two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂
Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
White Cheddar Popcorn Black
White Cheddar Popcorn Black
October 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Except not mine, because “Yogurt Freeballin” are two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence
Except not mine, because “Yogurt Freeballin” are two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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something you have to come to terms with in bodybuilding is that there’s always a bigger fish. and i want to eat his ass.
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
something you have to come to terms with in bodybuilding is that there’s always a bigger fish. and i want to eat his ass.
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bluesky keeps banning cool posters. not sure i see the strategy in making the site worse but maybe they’re playing 4d chess idk idk maybe things should be bad
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
bluesky keeps banning cool posters. not sure i see the strategy in making the site worse but maybe they’re playing 4d chess idk idk maybe things should be bad
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If you like suckin and fuckin 🎵
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you like suckin and fuckin 🎵
I have the same violent in restraints 1:1 again 🙃🫠
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I have the same violent in restraints 1:1 again 🙃🫠
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Can I come over and play with your bush? 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Can I come over and play with your bush? 🥰
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shirt so small i’m feeling like one of thos BDSM guys that vacuum seals himself up
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
shirt so small i’m feeling like one of thos BDSM guys that vacuum seals himself up
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I would be so responsible with a GUNDAM. You could totally trust me with one.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I would be so responsible with a GUNDAM. You could totally trust me with one.
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I don’t think this image is real because even god wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to do the funniest thing…
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I don’t think this image is real because even god wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to do the funniest thing…
Stardew valley is pro choice it seems.
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Stardew valley is pro choice it seems.
On the docket for todays shift at work: suffering, tension, a dash of physical assult if youre lucky and monetary compensation!
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
On the docket for todays shift at work: suffering, tension, a dash of physical assult if youre lucky and monetary compensation!
Isekai truck-kun where are you
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Isekai truck-kun where are you
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Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back
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Forever haunted by Tit Nun
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Forever haunted by Tit Nun
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
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November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I haven't used my 3DS in a second and I forgot I had this theme as one of the random options on startup...
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I haven't used my 3DS in a second and I forgot I had this theme as one of the random options on startup...
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sorry I have Clairvoyance— it will happen again.
the white boy needs islam
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
sorry I have Clairvoyance— it will happen again.