Ryan (pocket top)
@2intheshinx.bsky.social
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If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️ NSFW. It gets unhinged here. 👬Married 📍central AL https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
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2intheshinx.bsky.social
Since this is a new account.
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Thats upsetting. We should all just be handed taco bell.
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siladam.bsky.social
Happy #jocktober #tummytuesday 😁
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Forgive me father, Its been 11 days since my last nutfession.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Hubby just sent me this and asked if I wanted any of them. *throat goat activated*
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Just once. I wanna see an underwear ad that shows what they're generally going to look like on me.
And im not even big, really. I've never seen someone like my husband in one. With the belly😍
I wanna see one and be like "okay, hoss"
puddicure.bsky.social
I know this is infighting but it does irl me that a lot of “plus size fashion influencers” are still “acceptably fat” (e.g., no hanging belly, minimal double chin, minimal stretch marks, less rolls), bc while i appreciate body positivity, we Arent actually playing the same game here, lol
2intheshinx.bsky.social
I fucking love Mormon history cartoons. Shit is WILD.
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thejockerroom.bsky.social
It always feels better to strip down after work than putting it on. Enjoy my crossover of #TightyWhiteyTuesday and #Jocktober!
2intheshinx.bsky.social
This is just your subconscious telling you to have 2 lunches tomorrow. 🫶
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Well the ones who are evil for evils sake are fun. The ones who are evil because they got ghosted once or my favorite "my mom was sick so now im a mad scientist" 🙄 are just lazy
2intheshinx.bsky.social
I dont hate the evil characters who make sense. I hate the ones that are just bitches. Like get over it.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
🎵Baaaaaabyyyyyyy oooooh that dong d-dong-dong-dong🎵
2intheshinx.bsky.social
While I personally hated the entire IP I agree with rhis being especially heinous.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
If Al Yankovic was gay we would have had The Dong Song 20 years ago instead of Bounce That Dick by Jenna Marbles and I dont think I can forgive this now that I know.
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littlesoulking.bsky.social
Look! I got my haircut the way I always do and took a selfie. Groundbreaking.
A selfie of a shirtless, furry, bearded man after a fresh haircut. A mirror with a wood frame and various bits of bedroom decor can be seen in the background.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
I have it saved on my tablet. Will try to remember
2intheshinx.bsky.social
I love tuesday
stiffbrush.me
Here’s some fuzzy tummy for Tuesday:
A mirror selfie of a chubby hairy gay lifting his t-shirt to flash his fuzzy tummy and ta-tas
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Idk what a fourth estate is but like
2intheshinx.bsky.social
No, bestie. I have to share with her the magic of brutality against people who earn it. Probably her mother.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
I mean shes also super pretty and has that sweet demeanor thats easy to get along with. But I can make her worse.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
I agree I just want big beefy boy in different outfits.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
There's this girl on tiktok that owns a Chinese buffet and she showed how she makes her dinner rolls and I just think im straight now.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Now i wanna make a pot roast and just dip dinner rolls in the juices instead of eating the pot roast.