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Ryan (pocket top)

@2intheshinx.bsky.social

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If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️ NSFW. It gets unhinged here. 👬Married 📍central AL https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · Jun 9

Since this is a new account.
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 31m

Yay me.

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 1h

Myocardial infarction!
Idk what that means but im having one.

Bear Grills @pnwbigboy.bsky.social · 5h

🩺💪

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 1h

Thats upsetting. We should all just be handed taco bell.

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Bearbare F @siladam.bsky.social · 17h

Happy #jocktober #tummytuesday 😁

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

I want 2 butterfree so I can

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

Forgive me father, Its been 11 days since my last nutfession.

Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

Hubby just sent me this and asked if I wanted any of them. *throat goat activated*

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

Just once. I wanna see an underwear ad that shows what they're generally going to look like on me.
And im not even big, really. I've never seen someone like my husband in one. With the belly😍
I wanna see one and be like "okay, hoss"

allegorical 4-lane highway @puddicure.bsky.social · 10h

I know this is infighting but it does irl me that a lot of “plus size fashion influencers” are still “acceptably fat” (e.g., no hanging belly, minimal double chin, minimal stretch marks, less rolls), bc while i appreciate body positivity, we Arent actually playing the same game here, lol

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

I fucking love Mormon history cartoons. Shit is WILD.

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The Jocker Room @thejockerroom.bsky.social · 7h

It always feels better to strip down after work than putting it on. Enjoy my crossover of #TightyWhiteyTuesday and #Jocktober!

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

So 8 lunches? Im hungry.

Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

This is just your subconscious telling you to have 2 lunches tomorrow. 🫶

Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

Well the ones who are evil for evils sake are fun. The ones who are evil because they got ghosted once or my favorite "my mom was sick so now im a mad scientist" 🙄 are just lazy

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

I dont hate the evil characters who make sense. I hate the ones that are just bitches. Like get over it.

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

🎵Baaaaaabyyyyyyy oooooh that dong d-dong-dong-dong🎵

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Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

While I personally hated the entire IP I agree with rhis being especially heinous.

Ryan (pocket top) @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 7h

If Al Yankovic was gay we would have had The Dong Song 20 years ago instead of Bounce That Dick by Jenna Marbles and I dont think I can forgive this now that I know.