The Lord's Ryan ✝️🔨🔩
@2intheshinx.bsky.social
If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
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Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
I havent been to sleep yet. Im sorry I'm like this.
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I havent been to sleep yet. Im sorry I'm like this.
If you write an Anthropomorphic erotica and the main character dies, are they knotted and rotted?
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
If you write an Anthropomorphic erotica and the main character dies, are they knotted and rotted?
Putting an angry bear with big claws on a soap scented like petrichor and pine trees and specifying on the bottle that its for men is ridiculous because women dont bathe. They just simply are clean. I swear some of you have never met a woman.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Putting an angry bear with big claws on a soap scented like petrichor and pine trees and specifying on the bottle that its for men is ridiculous because women dont bathe. They just simply are clean. I swear some of you have never met a woman.
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I just want Jahara Jayde to have the coolest day possible every day forever.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I just want Jahara Jayde to have the coolest day possible every day forever.
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Happy Thanksgiving from my messy kitchen…. Who wants ta get stuffed?
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my messy kitchen…. Who wants ta get stuffed?
I wonder if Ima Hogg ever spoke in the third person like "Ima be on the next level. Ima be rockin over that bass treble"
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I wonder if Ima Hogg ever spoke in the third person like "Ima be on the next level. Ima be rockin over that bass treble"
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Cleaned up the beard for the holiday season and twirled the stache too
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Cleaned up the beard for the holiday season and twirled the stache too
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Happy Thanksgiving
Has anyone made a bhole calendar called "Stranger Rings"?
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Has anyone made a bhole calendar called "Stranger Rings"?
I have to wake up esrly to feed them so good night 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I have to wake up esrly to feed them so good night 🥰
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it was cold this morning so i had to wear underwear and i thought you all needed photographic evidence. meanwhile perseus here is trying to tell me to pull my shirt down cuz my belly is hangin out. he’s such a good boy, always looking out for me
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
it was cold this morning so i had to wear underwear and i thought you all needed photographic evidence. meanwhile perseus here is trying to tell me to pull my shirt down cuz my belly is hangin out. he’s such a good boy, always looking out for me
Never underestimate the power of belly.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Never underestimate the power of belly.
Porn titles on these lesser used sites are fucking hilarious.
"Delivery receives barebacked"
Like what? 😂
"Delivery receives barebacked"
Like what? 😂
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Porn titles on these lesser used sites are fucking hilarious.
"Delivery receives barebacked"
Like what? 😂
"Delivery receives barebacked"
Like what? 😂
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The workouts are out here workin💪🏾
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The workouts are out here workin💪🏾
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STOP. This is selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
STOP. This is selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Wondering if maybe we should stop giving the gays that hate vaginas so much they treat people like they're gross any attention at all. Just everyone agree to instantly block them and them on sight and then we can all get back to being slutty and funny.
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wondering if maybe we should stop giving the gays that hate vaginas so much they treat people like they're gross any attention at all. Just everyone agree to instantly block them and them on sight and then we can all get back to being slutty and funny.
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Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.
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Oomf said your favorite lumpia’s favorite lumpia, reader is this true
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Oomf said your favorite lumpia’s favorite lumpia, reader is this true
Just figured out one of my faves is a trans man. Not important in terms of my friendship with him, just think it's super important that someone you think is cool is Trans and you dont even know it so watch your fucking mouth.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just figured out one of my faves is a trans man. Not important in terms of my friendship with him, just think it's super important that someone you think is cool is Trans and you dont even know it so watch your fucking mouth.
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What’s up Bsky? Been a little while sorry 😘💚
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
What’s up Bsky? Been a little while sorry 😘💚
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Dating someone else who’s neurodivergent might be the way to go for me cause the rest of y’all are exhausting. Full Shade.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dating someone else who’s neurodivergent might be the way to go for me cause the rest of y’all are exhausting. Full Shade.
Imagine being mad that someone with a vagina looked at your butthole, which you put on the internet so people could look at it.
Like its seriously offensive but its also just so fucking pathetic that I am CACKLING.
Eww a pussy. 😂😂😂
Like its seriously offensive but its also just so fucking pathetic that I am CACKLING.
Eww a pussy. 😂😂😂
But why do the women have to be looking at my dick by following me? Can't they find some nice hetero dick to look at? Plus I'm not interested in their OnlyFans, which I keep getting bombarded with. It's a constant battle to weed them out. Anyway, peace brother. ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Imagine being mad that someone with a vagina looked at your butthole, which you put on the internet so people could look at it.
Like its seriously offensive but its also just so fucking pathetic that I am CACKLING.
Eww a pussy. 😂😂😂
Like its seriously offensive but its also just so fucking pathetic that I am CACKLING.
Eww a pussy. 😂😂😂
That part!
Won’t ever mellow towards people who hate women and our trans brothers, you absolute loser
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
That part!