Pony Keg
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In theory I don’t have to wear my buddies jock to the gym, but why would I ever take that risk?
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
In theory I don’t have to wear my buddies jock to the gym, but why would I ever take that risk?
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I love my slightly backhanded, weirdly gendered, Japanese sheet masks
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love my slightly backhanded, weirdly gendered, Japanese sheet masks
This is hilarious bc these ads are mostly defaced. I have yet to see one in the wild intact.
Imagine overdosing on your farts and posting this without realizing that your own words make you a pimp at best, if not a slaver.
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is hilarious bc these ads are mostly defaced. I have yet to see one in the wild intact.
Drop something MIRRORED
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Drop something MIRRORED
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Pro hockey tip: Having 10 shots on goal in 57 minutes wont win many hockey games.
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Pro hockey tip: Having 10 shots on goal in 57 minutes wont win many hockey games.
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Y'all will eat this up
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Y'all will eat this up
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How you been spending your snow day? Dad has been keeping busy for sure
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How you been spending your snow day? Dad has been keeping busy for sure
I just rolled a one on my constitution saving throw 🥵
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just rolled a one on my constitution saving throw 🥵
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I been a nasty pig
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I been a nasty pig
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Send belly rubs!
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Send belly rubs!
Snow days are fun because you know that so many hunks in the area are just jorkin’ it all damn day and I think that’s beautiful
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Snow days are fun because you know that so many hunks in the area are just jorkin’ it all damn day and I think that’s beautiful
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chat, is it cancelling when you’re discovered to be a predator and unsafe for women colleagues to be around?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
chat, is it cancelling when you’re discovered to be a predator and unsafe for women colleagues to be around?
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The queen of shade Amy Wong
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The queen of shade Amy Wong
merry khruangbin everybody!
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
merry khruangbin everybody!
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