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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃

@cowboyboopboop.bsky.social

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👻 Sup? 👻 Your chill gamer buddy. Taken. Straight-ish bisexual. Always horny. Just here to show off in my underwear. NSFW. (He/Him) Himbo Sun || Redneck Moon || Dilf Rising 🔞🇺🇸🍻💪🏼🌱🎮🥩 Gimme your lunch money: cash.app/$sirdadbro 📍- NYC babyyyy 🤘🏼

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 19d

Happy #Jocktober brothers 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

#jockstrap #bulge

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 30m

My problem is that I don’t want to stop working out lol

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 19h

I haven’t felt this exhausted by a work out in a MINUTE. Guess it’s good I finally got those new weights 😮‍💨

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 19h

#brieflines lmao

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 22h

#manthongmonday #thong #bulge

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

1 - Most of the time
3 - Sometimes
5 - When I work out :p
6, 7, 8 - Occasionally

DJ @dj105495.bsky.social · Dec 31

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

I think I’m just going to work out all day 🤷🏻‍♂️

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

Bonus lmfao
Can you tell I’m wearing a thong 😂

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

New shorts!
(featuring very little to the imagination)

Tried getting a pic of my back too lol

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

Just woke up and I want McDonald’s lol

#bikinibriefs #bulge

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

11. How much teasing?: It…depends. I like having my nipples played with and I love being rimmed. But does that count as foreplay or teasing…? Whatever lol

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

10. How much foreplay?: Honestly I can take it or leave it

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

About to get in the shower
And then go the fuck to BED

#briefs #bulge

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

Me sometimes

jeraldisaman03.bsky.social @jeraldisaman03.bsky.social · 3d

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

Just wanna be a muscle man 😤

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

Fine I’ll just wear nothing then

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

Fucking other dudes is my gender affirming care

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

Lowkey I love being groped lol

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

🤘🏼:p

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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 3d

Today In 1977: New York #Yankees star Reggie Jackson becomes “Mr. October” when he blasts 3 HRs on 3 consecutive pitches vs. the Los Angeles #Dodgers in Game 6 of the #WorldSeries at Yankee Stadium!
#MLB #Baseball #History #Postseason #RepBX #MrOctober

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 3d

I’m a jock in the “nontraditional student” way.

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 3d

Right? So fucking weird

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 3d

Oh fuck and maybe I can start doing hip thrusts too!

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 3d

Really excited that my new weights are coming in today. Can’t wait to finally see how close I am to benching my own body weight. ☺️

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 3d

I used to not really care much for jockstraps but suddenly I’m into wearing them—the more classic, athletic ones specifically.

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 3d

Haha yup