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In theory I don’t have to wear my buddies jock to the gym, but why would I ever take that risk?
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
In theory I don’t have to wear my buddies jock to the gym, but why would I ever take that risk?
I love my slightly backhanded, weirdly gendered, Japanese sheet masks
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love my slightly backhanded, weirdly gendered, Japanese sheet masks
Drop something MIRRORED
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Drop something MIRRORED
merry khruangbin everybody!
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
merry khruangbin everybody!
Thanksgiving holiday:
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Thanksgiving holiday:
got heated in the DM’s about this bc I don’t think ppl should write stories about experiences they don’t live bc of privilege., like a white authors and experiencing racism.
am I crazy for thinking a white person can never understand the experience of racism no matter how many ppl they talk to??
am I crazy for thinking a white person can never understand the experience of racism no matter how many ppl they talk to??
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
got heated in the DM’s about this bc I don’t think ppl should write stories about experiences they don’t live bc of privilege., like a white authors and experiencing racism.
am I crazy for thinking a white person can never understand the experience of racism no matter how many ppl they talk to??
am I crazy for thinking a white person can never understand the experience of racism no matter how many ppl they talk to??
Lift done, now time for leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Lift done, now time for leftovers
Once last summer I fixed my truck and had a cigar after and forgot to post this picture
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Once last summer I fixed my truck and had a cigar after and forgot to post this picture
slut shamed by a bingo card, nice
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
slut shamed by a bingo card, nice
Thankful for my cherished folks! Feeling grateful!
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thankful for my cherished folks! Feeling grateful!
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I was killed in a mosh pit at a DIY queer punk show of a band I discovered from this list
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I was killed in a mosh pit at a DIY queer punk show of a band I discovered from this list
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I was killed in a mosh pit at a DIY queer punk show of a band I discovered from this list
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I was killed in a mosh pit at a DIY queer punk show of a band I discovered from this list
Decided it would be hot to get a bate jersey. Found this jersey thrifting. not a real team, but from the hockey camp classic Goon. A movie I once stroked to because Seann William Scott is super hot in it and plays a dummy that gets enraged when ppl use gay slurs bc he hates homophobia.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Decided it would be hot to get a bate jersey. Found this jersey thrifting. not a real team, but from the hockey camp classic Goon. A movie I once stroked to because Seann William Scott is super hot in it and plays a dummy that gets enraged when ppl use gay slurs bc he hates homophobia.
Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.
If you shine a light on the boxers I lent @chidiscopig.bsky.social you will have immediate eye damage.
Relax, we’re in the same fraternity so it’s fine.
Relax, we’re in the same fraternity so it’s fine.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you shine a light on the boxers I lent @chidiscopig.bsky.social you will have immediate eye damage.
Relax, we’re in the same fraternity so it’s fine.
Relax, we’re in the same fraternity so it’s fine.
Update: I only lift with my buddy weekly, but he texted asking to lift again today. I rainchecked.
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Update: I only lift with my buddy weekly, but he texted asking to lift again today. I rainchecked.
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
big clumsy doof rips armpit of shirt
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
big clumsy doof rips armpit of shirt
Bro, you trying to tell me this dude doesn’t goon? More like Mamdongi
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bro, you trying to tell me this dude doesn’t goon? More like Mamdongi
Oh not at all! I thought you were joking, are you unfamiliar with Sailor Guts? He’s a gay icon and sailor moon youma
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh not at all! I thought you were joking, are you unfamiliar with Sailor Guts? He’s a gay icon and sailor moon youma
The most sexually charged lift I l’ve had w a straight bro. I am like so bewildered. I kinda goaded him by revealing the TRT has increased my interest in bisexuality and he mentioned twice that we should “tag team” together. 😵💫🫠😵💫🫠
Dunno what I was expecting when I’m bringing this energy to the gym
Dunno what I was expecting when I’m bringing this energy to the gym
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The most sexually charged lift I l’ve had w a straight bro. I am like so bewildered. I kinda goaded him by revealing the TRT has increased my interest in bisexuality and he mentioned twice that we should “tag team” together. 😵💫🫠😵💫🫠
Dunno what I was expecting when I’m bringing this energy to the gym
Dunno what I was expecting when I’m bringing this energy to the gym
Thanks all for helping me yesterday. If this was just some rando I don’t think we’d all be making a big deal about this, but I truly believe he’s dangerous. Here’s a snippet of a voicemail he left talking about his views.
Chicago gays, be protect your queer siblings from him. CW:transphobia
Chicago gays, be protect your queer siblings from him. CW:transphobia
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thanks all for helping me yesterday. If this was just some rando I don’t think we’d all be making a big deal about this, but I truly believe he’s dangerous. Here’s a snippet of a voicemail he left talking about his views.
Chicago gays, be protect your queer siblings from him. CW:transphobia
Chicago gays, be protect your queer siblings from him. CW:transphobia