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King Squeeze

@kingsqueeze.bsky.social

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Big dumb nerd who goes to the gym sometimes

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 1d

Good! Maybe could've steeped the petals longer, but it still has a nice flavor

King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 1d

It's jelly made from a strong sunflower petal tea

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 1d

Got this year's sunflower jelly canned

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday 🙂

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 3d

Whichever you want 🤤

King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 3d

Let me help you out with that 😈

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 3d

Would you rather buy something that's very expensive but practical and not as exciting or something that's merely expensive but fun and with more limited use cases?

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 7d

Lemme at that hog 🤤

King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 8d

I was repotting my catnip today and this beast stopped by to writhe in the clippings

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 10d

Every once in a while I'll get a random rude comment on a post from an account that doesn't follow me and when I go to their page it's clear they're just trying to rage bait for engagement.

It's like... babygirl please love yourself.

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 11d

Sexy 🥵🥵🥵

King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 11d

Gymshark, I believe

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 11d

No, the husky is just high maintenance so we sprung for some lower-end grooming luxuries

King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 11d

Yup, still there

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 12d

Proof that it at least runs lol

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 12d

Made this jank-ass lathe out of that old motor that I broke and then fixed. It's not powerful enough to produce a useful amount of resistance and I have to manually start it turning but, hey, I did it, right?