Mr. Handicaped
@deanleyland.bsky.social
Have a cola and smile, bitch!
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breaking: we've stolen the future from our children to finance our 7th houses, yet they still go on eating and drinking
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
breaking: we've stolen the future from our children to finance our 7th houses, yet they still go on eating and drinking
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES
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The whole world is about to watch as a country of people get forced into starvation for no reason
www.reuters.com/business/ene...
www.reuters.com/business/ene...
Air Canada suspends Cuba flights as island set to run out of jet fuel
Air Canada said on Monday it is suspending flights to Cuba, which warned it was running out of jet fuel, as the U.S. tightens its grip on the communist-run nation's oil supply by blocking shipments fr...
www.reuters.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The whole world is about to watch as a country of people get forced into starvation for no reason
www.reuters.com/business/ene...
www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Bill Maher is slowly becoming Mac’s mom on always sunny
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Bill Maher is slowly becoming Mac’s mom on always sunny
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The thing that really gets me, as a delivery driver, is that so many people use Ring and other systems.
I can only imagine the thousands or tens of thousands of times my face has appeared in their databases.
There's a serious debt that's being created by storing all of this data.
I can only imagine the thousands or tens of thousands of times my face has appeared in their databases.
There's a serious debt that's being created by storing all of this data.
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
The thing that really gets me, as a delivery driver, is that so many people use Ring and other systems.
I can only imagine the thousands or tens of thousands of times my face has appeared in their databases.
There's a serious debt that's being created by storing all of this data.
I can only imagine the thousands or tens of thousands of times my face has appeared in their databases.
There's a serious debt that's being created by storing all of this data.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 AM
(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing
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I know Macbeth is shaking rn
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I know Macbeth is shaking rn
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
Google Gemini: for people too stupid to use a basic pre-installed photo app, or their basic pre-installed imagination
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Google Gemini: for people too stupid to use a basic pre-installed photo app, or their basic pre-installed imagination
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Ironic to see a halftime show that is all about artistic accomplishment and humanity and then go back to ads for the bullshit grift machines during a game athletes have worked and sacrificed and trained their entire lives to play it.
Every advertisement during this Super Bowl is for the worst, most dystopian technology you can imagine and all of them look awful
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Ironic to see a halftime show that is all about artistic accomplishment and humanity and then go back to ads for the bullshit grift machines during a game athletes have worked and sacrificed and trained their entire lives to play it.
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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When you see unhoused people asking for money what you should see is a fracturing of the social contract where an issue (housing) that should be addressed on a municipal or statuary level is instead foisted on individuals in a way designed o put callouses on their souls
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
When you see unhoused people asking for money what you should see is a fracturing of the social contract where an issue (housing) that should be addressed on a municipal or statuary level is instead foisted on individuals in a way designed o put callouses on their souls
"I still can't make any sense of Florida"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Amen"
"Amen"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
February 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"I still can't make any sense of Florida"
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Dude I’ll unfollow you over a chat gpt picture I don’t care if you delivered my daughter
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Dude I’ll unfollow you over a chat gpt picture I don’t care if you delivered my daughter
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
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People, as a whole, do not understand that AI is not a search engine or source of truth. It's a stochastic parrot.
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
People, as a whole, do not understand that AI is not a search engine or source of truth. It's a stochastic parrot.
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Precinct 9-8 just changed a resolution supporting the abolition of ICE to abolish the entire DHS.
Adopted ✅
Adopted ✅
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Precinct 9-8 just changed a resolution supporting the abolition of ICE to abolish the entire DHS.
Adopted ✅
Adopted ✅
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this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
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Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
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found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
Good, even
No. Next question.
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Good, even
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No. Next question.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
No. Next question.