David Cornelius
@davidcornelius.bsky.social
writer. filmmaker. TV guy. professional weirdo. responsible for Inhumanwich and other disasters. he/him. in stereo where available.
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A classic duo
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A classic duo
Spielberg would size me up before I said a single word and think "oh god, another one of *these*."
Which celebrities are you sure wouldn't like you? (Bonus points if you have actual evidence.) Maybe don't count celebs who hate everyone (e.g., Tommy Lee Jones).
I am confident James Cameron would find me irritating. Michael Bay would catch on that I think he's stupid and react accordingly.
I am confident James Cameron would find me irritating. Michael Bay would catch on that I think he's stupid and react accordingly.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Spielberg would size me up before I said a single word and think "oh god, another one of *these*."
This week's Tubi Tuesday selection.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This week's Tubi Tuesday selection.
*gasp*
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
*gasp*
Time again for me to share my holiday playlists: 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Time again for me to share my holiday playlists: 🧵
Tonight's feature presentation.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Tonight's feature presentation.
Abbey Road is great because sometimes you want to hear a song, but not a whole song.
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Abbey Road is great because sometimes you want to hear a song, but not a whole song.
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What room shall we prepare accordingly in? The garage with no door? The "Coat Bath"? The bedroom with only shelves? The Gallery Hall/Gourmet Kitchen/Great Room/Huge Walk/Guest Suite/Family Room? How about we prepare outside in the Master Room? We can get there only via the massive front trap doors.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What room shall we prepare accordingly in? The garage with no door? The "Coat Bath"? The bedroom with only shelves? The Gallery Hall/Gourmet Kitchen/Great Room/Huge Walk/Guest Suite/Family Room? How about we prepare outside in the Master Room? We can get there only via the massive front trap doors.
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When you say “Bond tropes,” people will think of
Sexy women
Drinks
International travel
Megalomaniacal villains
Etc. But the Bond trope that really resonates, which is baked into Fleming’s novels and seeps into almost every movie?
Death.
Let’s get into it. 🧵
Sexy women
Drinks
International travel
Megalomaniacal villains
Etc. But the Bond trope that really resonates, which is baked into Fleming’s novels and seeps into almost every movie?
Death.
Let’s get into it. 🧵
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
🧵🧵🧵
Tonight's late late show.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Tonight's late late show.
I'm not sure with my tastes anything is surprising, but my absolute love of Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase knows no bounds.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I'm not sure with my tastes anything is surprising, but my absolute love of Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase knows no bounds.
I have not clicked the link nor read the article, partly due to subject matter but mostly due to "reënters" and "début".
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have not clicked the link nor read the article, partly due to subject matter but mostly due to "reënters" and "début".
This year's Holiday News Bingo, plus the competition.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This year's Holiday News Bingo, plus the competition.
Happy Thanksgiving, you magnificent weirdos.
The National - Sailors in Your Mouth [Bob's Buskers]
YouTube video by keasbeymornings
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November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, you magnificent weirdos.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Happy Hanksgiving to all who observe.
Girl Watchers - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Happy Hanksgiving to all who observe.
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Hey, sit down. I have something to tell you.
I’m profiled in the next issue of Fangoria (Winter ‘26). 🤯
From now through Fri, use code SENDHELP50 to get 50% off subscription price. shop.fangoria.com/products/fan...
I’m profiled in the next issue of Fangoria (Winter ‘26). 🤯
From now through Fri, use code SENDHELP50 to get 50% off subscription price. shop.fangoria.com/products/fan...
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hey, sit down. I have something to tell you.
I’m profiled in the next issue of Fangoria (Winter ‘26). 🤯
From now through Fri, use code SENDHELP50 to get 50% off subscription price. shop.fangoria.com/products/fan...
I’m profiled in the next issue of Fangoria (Winter ‘26). 🤯
From now through Fri, use code SENDHELP50 to get 50% off subscription price. shop.fangoria.com/products/fan...
OK, so that "In My Life" Amazon commercial with the old ladies sledding: all three of them have heart attacks dragging those sleds back up the hill, right?
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
OK, so that "In My Life" Amazon commercial with the old ladies sledding: all three of them have heart attacks dragging those sleds back up the hill, right?
"Try anyway": the Argo One motto!
Searching for new dinosaur content for my very soon to be 5yo, I am watching a bad movie, what we used to call direct to video, now I guess direct to streaming?
It turns out, making a minimally decent movie is really hard! Most people can’t do it! Including some who, apparently, try anyway!
It turns out, making a minimally decent movie is really hard! Most people can’t do it! Including some who, apparently, try anyway!
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Try anyway": the Argo One motto!
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Exactly this.
I don’t want to hire a robot to kiss my wife or eat ice cream for me, either. Writing is on the long list of things I love and won’t outsource.
I don’t want to hire a robot to kiss my wife or eat ice cream for me, either. Writing is on the long list of things I love and won’t outsource.
Writing isn’t boring!!! If you’re using AI for the parts of your writing that you find boring, WHY ARE YOU WRITING?!?!?
Literally!!! Ask yourself!!! Why are you doing this!!!!
Literally!!! Ask yourself!!! Why are you doing this!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Exactly this.
I don’t want to hire a robot to kiss my wife or eat ice cream for me, either. Writing is on the long list of things I love and won’t outsource.
I don’t want to hire a robot to kiss my wife or eat ice cream for me, either. Writing is on the long list of things I love and won’t outsource.
Tonight's B picture. Some days it's dark.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tonight's B picture. Some days it's dark.
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2. It's rare for any creative, including writers, to be able to live solely off their creative income. Moreover, there is no correlation between the creative value of art and the income status of its creator. It's okay to have another gig to eat and pay bills and survive our capitalist hellscape.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
2. It's rare for any creative, including writers, to be able to live solely off their creative income. Moreover, there is no correlation between the creative value of art and the income status of its creator. It's okay to have another gig to eat and pay bills and survive our capitalist hellscape.
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
Tonight's feature presentation. Stick it to the squares!
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tonight's feature presentation. Stick it to the squares!
Now this is a thread:
this is pretty good but it still does not touch upon my crackpot theory about MALLRATS, which is that it's structured like a shakespeare comedy www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Now this is a thread: