Cobalt Noir
@cobaltnoir.bsky.social
Archon of the Quabbin Cooperative,
4th Baron of Blueberry Hill,
Mad Scientist,
Cheese Specialist
He/Him
4th Baron of Blueberry Hill,
Mad Scientist,
Cheese Specialist
He/Him
Pinned
You know why I keep saying that these monstrous ghouls want us enslaved or dead? Because they keep telling us directly, to our faces, over and over again, that that's *exactly* what they want. I would remind you that Palantir is *deeply* involved with The Regime.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You know why I keep saying that these monstrous ghouls want us enslaved or dead? Because they keep telling us directly, to our faces, over and over again, that that's *exactly* what they want. I would remind you that Palantir is *deeply* involved with The Regime.
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It really isn’t said enough how much these people straight up hate America. People should say this a lot more frequently. They simply don’t like the good parts of modern American life.
"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
NEWS: The Trump-Vance White House is attacking Sabrina Carpenter.
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It really isn’t said enough how much these people straight up hate America. People should say this a lot more frequently. They simply don’t like the good parts of modern American life.
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It's a brand new CFTP Short! This time it's a clip from Russell Up Some Grub where Russ reveals his house is defended from Santa's little spies. #ElfOnTheShelf #Christmas #cereal #horror #comedy #short
CFTP Shorts - Elf Get Off The Shelf #elfontheshelf #christmas #cereal #comedy #horror #holiday
YouTube video by Cinematic For The People
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December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's a brand new CFTP Short! This time it's a clip from Russell Up Some Grub where Russ reveals his house is defended from Santa's little spies. #ElfOnTheShelf #Christmas #cereal #horror #comedy #short
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
It's a brand new CFTP Short! This time it's a clip from Russell Up Some Grub where Russ reveals his house is defended from Santa's little spies. #ElfOnTheShelf #Christmas #cereal #horror #comedy #short
CFTP Shorts - Elf Get Off The Shelf #elfontheshelf #christmas #cereal #comedy #horror #holiday
YouTube video by Cinematic For The People
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December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's a brand new CFTP Short! This time it's a clip from Russell Up Some Grub where Russ reveals his house is defended from Santa's little spies. #ElfOnTheShelf #Christmas #cereal #horror #comedy #short
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It's time for Radio Dead Air, and as a special Cyber Monday deal we're offering 100% off everything in the gas station down the street from you.
live.radiodeadair.com
live.radiodeadair.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It's time for Radio Dead Air, and as a special Cyber Monday deal we're offering 100% off everything in the gas station down the street from you.
live.radiodeadair.com
live.radiodeadair.com
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As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
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PRO TIP
If you have YouTubers you like and follow and watch their videos a lot
leave innane/positive comments on their videos. The algo is all fucked up for YT creators and a lot of videos get sent to the void for whatever reason.
I hate doing it, but I've been trying to do it.
If you have YouTubers you like and follow and watch their videos a lot
leave innane/positive comments on their videos. The algo is all fucked up for YT creators and a lot of videos get sent to the void for whatever reason.
I hate doing it, but I've been trying to do it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PRO TIP
If you have YouTubers you like and follow and watch their videos a lot
leave innane/positive comments on their videos. The algo is all fucked up for YT creators and a lot of videos get sent to the void for whatever reason.
I hate doing it, but I've been trying to do it.
If you have YouTubers you like and follow and watch their videos a lot
leave innane/positive comments on their videos. The algo is all fucked up for YT creators and a lot of videos get sent to the void for whatever reason.
I hate doing it, but I've been trying to do it.
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New History Short: He shoulda Chung Ling Soo-d. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwgg...
He shoulda Chung Ling Soo-d (History Shorts)
YouTube video by DiamandaHagan
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December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
New History Short: He shoulda Chung Ling Soo-d. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwgg...
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Okay, lets break down this image!
Background; I have a masters in architecture, and I have worked for a firm that specialized in custom built, detached family homes, which is what this is obviously supposed to be. I also worked for a firm drafting custom high end kitchens.
So lets analyze this...
Background; I have a masters in architecture, and I have worked for a firm that specialized in custom built, detached family homes, which is what this is obviously supposed to be. I also worked for a firm drafting custom high end kitchens.
So lets analyze this...
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Okay, lets break down this image!
Background; I have a masters in architecture, and I have worked for a firm that specialized in custom built, detached family homes, which is what this is obviously supposed to be. I also worked for a firm drafting custom high end kitchens.
So lets analyze this...
Background; I have a masters in architecture, and I have worked for a firm that specialized in custom built, detached family homes, which is what this is obviously supposed to be. I also worked for a firm drafting custom high end kitchens.
So lets analyze this...
What room shall we prepare accordingly in? The garage with no door? The "Coat Bath"? The bedroom with only shelves? The Gallery Hall/Gourmet Kitchen/Great Room/Huge Walk/Guest Suite/Family Room? How about we prepare outside in the Master Room? We can get there only via the massive front trap doors.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What room shall we prepare accordingly in? The garage with no door? The "Coat Bath"? The bedroom with only shelves? The Gallery Hall/Gourmet Kitchen/Great Room/Huge Walk/Guest Suite/Family Room? How about we prepare outside in the Master Room? We can get there only via the massive front trap doors.
Here's a brand new episode of Russell Up Some Grub for you! This time, I try Wednesday's Enid cereal! #Wednesday #AddamsFamily #Enid #food #breakfast #cereal #review #letstry #confetticake
Russell Up Some Grub 122: Wednesday's Enid Cereal
YouTube video by Cinematic For The People
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December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Here's a brand new episode of Russell Up Some Grub for you! This time, I try Wednesday's Enid cereal! #Wednesday #AddamsFamily #Enid #food #breakfast #cereal #review #letstry #confetticake
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Friends, if there's anything I've learned in all the years of doing this show, any wisdom it's given me that I feel I should impart to you, it's this:
Flared bases are your friend.
Flared bases are your friend.
WTFIWWY Live - Bottoms Up - 11/24/25
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Friends, if there's anything I've learned in all the years of doing this show, any wisdom it's given me that I feel I should impart to you, it's this:
Flared bases are your friend.
Flared bases are your friend.
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We’re doing it ALL OVER again. #2000s #millenial
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We’re doing it ALL OVER again. #2000s #millenial
Wish I had had the time & energy to make something new for CFTP for Turkey Day, but it couldn't be helped. I'm still planning on a CFTP Christmas thing, though I don't know what that would be yet.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Wish I had had the time & energy to make something new for CFTP for Turkey Day, but it couldn't be helped. I'm still planning on a CFTP Christmas thing, though I don't know what that would be yet.
Looking for a side dish to go along with your #MST3K #TurkeyDay marathon? Consider Cinematic For The People! We've got dozens of playlists filled with feature length movie riffs, shorts, and movie serials like The Vanishing Shadow & The Clutching Hand! #Thanksgiving #marathon #comedy
Cinematic For The People
Cinematic For The People is a group that riffs (makes fun of/talks over) movies, serials, shorts, and random specials, and then posts them to YouTube. We focus primarily on public domain and/or "gray...
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November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Looking for a side dish to go along with your #MST3K #TurkeyDay marathon? Consider Cinematic For The People! We've got dozens of playlists filled with feature length movie riffs, shorts, and movie serials like The Vanishing Shadow & The Clutching Hand! #Thanksgiving #marathon #comedy
🧵: #MST3K was utterly transformative for me when I discovered it in 1990 while visiting relatives; we didn't have cable at the time but did get it shortly afterwards, but we didn't have Comedy Central for a little while after that, so it was a year or two before I could properly watch the show.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
🧵: #MST3K was utterly transformative for me when I discovered it in 1990 while visiting relatives; we didn't have cable at the time but did get it shortly afterwards, but we didn't have Comedy Central for a little while after that, so it was a year or two before I could properly watch the show.
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Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
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If you ask me, it all went downhill when Sci-Fi became SyFy
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If you ask me, it all went downhill when Sci-Fi became SyFy
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I have never felt so seen
I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS
I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have never felt so seen
I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS
I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS
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Grams Bear must fight her greatest nemesis: an evil pie maker who makes the world crabby with his Crabby Apple Pies. Brave Heart Lion plots to take over the Care Bears. My review of this profoundly strange Thanksgiving special is now public, please share!
youtu.be/ThXXhcztGJs
youtu.be/ThXXhcztGJs
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Grams Bear must fight her greatest nemesis: an evil pie maker who makes the world crabby with his Crabby Apple Pies. Brave Heart Lion plots to take over the Care Bears. My review of this profoundly strange Thanksgiving special is now public, please share!
youtu.be/ThXXhcztGJs
youtu.be/ThXXhcztGJs
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"What are they supposed to do, just NOT show up to Dick Cheney's funeral?"
YES.
YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.
FUCKING JACKASSES.
YES.
YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.
FUCKING JACKASSES.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"What are they supposed to do, just NOT show up to Dick Cheney's funeral?"
YES.
YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.
FUCKING JACKASSES.
YES.
YOU DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS OF MAKING TORTURE PART OF OFFICIAL POLICY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO DUBYA'S FUNERAL EITHER.
FUCKING JACKASSES.
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Lots of things in life are self-serve. Buffets! Gas pumps! Soda fountains!
Something that isn't? The bus.
Something that isn't? The bus.
WTFIWWY Live - The Rocky Road to Dublin - 11/10/25
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Lots of things in life are self-serve. Buffets! Gas pumps! Soda fountains!
Something that isn't? The bus.
Something that isn't? The bus.
EDIT: Do something, I guess. I won't suggest what, cause apparently calling your representatives isn't an option. So, do whatever I guess, or nothing.
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
EDIT: Do something, I guess. I won't suggest what, cause apparently calling your representatives isn't an option. So, do whatever I guess, or nothing.