david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷
for legal purposes, i am a joke
for legal purposes, i am a joke
Pinned
let’s get back to a barter economy babyyyyy i’ll start by offering to pay for most everything with my greatest contribution to society: mouth stuff
God I love that moment after I cum where all that gay shit’s over
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
God I love that moment after I cum where all that gay shit’s over
Like look at him!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Like look at him!!!!!!
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It is unsettling. What’s her name?
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It is unsettling. What’s her name?
Might change my Grindr bio to “open relationship, one ugly (i am not the hot one)”
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Might change my Grindr bio to “open relationship, one ugly (i am not the hot one)”
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how it feels to be the guest star in a threesome with a married couple
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
how it feels to be the guest star in a threesome with a married couple
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There's a really fantastic piece to be written on the way that social media makes some people believe they are in a customer service relationship with the people they are talking to online.
I want to make something very clear to everyone: I do not work for you. You don't sign my paychecks and the expectation that I do is frankly insane. Go away.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
There's a really fantastic piece to be written on the way that social media makes some people believe they are in a customer service relationship with the people they are talking to online.
Never forget that they forced him to keep his shirt on in cabin in the woods because he was too built
Fran Kranz is so fucking hot in this movie Jesus Christ
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Never forget that they forced him to keep his shirt on in cabin in the woods because he was too built
I’m not watching joss whedon’s much ado I’m watching amy acker and riki lindhome’s much ado
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m not watching joss whedon’s much ado I’m watching amy acker and riki lindhome’s much ado
Watching rebellion… kyubey did nothing wrong
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Watching rebellion… kyubey did nothing wrong
I got (change challenge and achievement) but decided to cherry pick instead with (Qoolt, Pxabundance, and Grlexener)
They just seem more fun
They just seem more fun
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I got (change challenge and achievement) but decided to cherry pick instead with (Qoolt, Pxabundance, and Grlexener)
They just seem more fun
They just seem more fun
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This is what being gay on Bluesky is like.
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is what being gay on Bluesky is like.
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In my world, once I heard that Zohran Mamdani’s Mom was Mira Nair, I was sold. Serious, absolute bangers: Mississippi Masala, Monsoon Weeding, The Namesake, Vanity Fair, Salaam Bombay, Queen of Katwe. In 1991, Mississippi Masala, was a revelation, and an attempt to a story of a multicultural South.
people really do need to watch more movies. Mamdani’s mother is one the greatest living female directors, Mira Nair. he grew up around great storytellers and authentic narratives. he knows what he’s doing. so of course that stupid starfucker of a president would be dazzled by him
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In my world, once I heard that Zohran Mamdani’s Mom was Mira Nair, I was sold. Serious, absolute bangers: Mississippi Masala, Monsoon Weeding, The Namesake, Vanity Fair, Salaam Bombay, Queen of Katwe. In 1991, Mississippi Masala, was a revelation, and an attempt to a story of a multicultural South.
Tired: fuck me like you hate me
Wired: fuck me like the happiness, prosperity, and carefree lightheartedness of the citizens of Omelas depends on my suffering and misery; fuck me so horrifically that upon observing us, some choose to walk away. But fuck those guys anyway, i want real freaks only 😏
Wired: fuck me like the happiness, prosperity, and carefree lightheartedness of the citizens of Omelas depends on my suffering and misery; fuck me so horrifically that upon observing us, some choose to walk away. But fuck those guys anyway, i want real freaks only 😏
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Tired: fuck me like you hate me
Wired: fuck me like the happiness, prosperity, and carefree lightheartedness of the citizens of Omelas depends on my suffering and misery; fuck me so horrifically that upon observing us, some choose to walk away. But fuck those guys anyway, i want real freaks only 😏
Wired: fuck me like the happiness, prosperity, and carefree lightheartedness of the citizens of Omelas depends on my suffering and misery; fuck me so horrifically that upon observing us, some choose to walk away. But fuck those guys anyway, i want real freaks only 😏
Taking (most of) a 50mg edible before getting a massage at noon was one of the best decisions i could possibly think of
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Taking (most of) a 50mg edible before getting a massage at noon was one of the best decisions i could possibly think of
The "expires in" countdown is a lie; it never reaches zero and i have watched it reset it self back to "expires in 9 minutes" three times in the last half hour instead of ever hitting zero and actually going away lol
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The "expires in" countdown is a lie; it never reaches zero and i have watched it reset it self back to "expires in 9 minutes" three times in the last half hour instead of ever hitting zero and actually going away lol
Have decided there is no functional difference between me going into the office today and going in on monday so i will no longer be going into the office today
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Have decided there is no functional difference between me going into the office today and going in on monday so i will no longer be going into the office today
Chimney man
I'm a little stoned right now and this has me crying
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Chimney man
Okay i was wrong it was division and in 2016 lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Okay i was wrong it was division and in 2016 lol
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sorry for being in a bad mood it’s because I’m in a bad mood
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
sorry for being in a bad mood it’s because I’m in a bad mood
My life became significantly worse when i lost sight if my true goals and dreams: owning my own ddr cabinet
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My life became significantly worse when i lost sight if my true goals and dreams: owning my own ddr cabinet
I think my ear has started healing over the backing of my dagger cartilage piercing and i cant see it so idk how to fix it 😅
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think my ear has started healing over the backing of my dagger cartilage piercing and i cant see it so idk how to fix it 😅
Someone just told me that people think the red line is scary and it reminded me of the time i saw someone get shot getting off the damen blue line in 2015 and i had to talk to police about it and the guy died and like. I still had to take the blue line every day! Grow up.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Someone just told me that people think the red line is scary and it reminded me of the time i saw someone get shot getting off the damen blue line in 2015 and i had to talk to police about it and the guy died and like. I still had to take the blue line every day! Grow up.
You too can feel this good but the Man and Big Q-Tip have been telling you to go against your instincts and that's why everything is awful now
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You too can feel this good but the Man and Big Q-Tip have been telling you to go against your instincts and that's why everything is awful now