david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷
for legal purposes, i am a joke
for legal purposes, i am a joke
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HOLY SHIT
First look at Elijah Wood, Shawn Hatosy, Sarah Michelle Gellar and David Cronenberg in ‘READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME’
In theaters on April 10, 2026.
In theaters on April 10, 2026.
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
HOLY SHIT
Step one: collect all the dried leaves left in the chamber after a session with my pax
Step two: infuse coconut or olive oil with leftover Crispy Cannabis leaves
Step three: make soap with thc infused oil and see what happens
Step two: infuse coconut or olive oil with leftover Crispy Cannabis leaves
Step three: make soap with thc infused oil and see what happens
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Step one: collect all the dried leaves left in the chamber after a session with my pax
Step two: infuse coconut or olive oil with leftover Crispy Cannabis leaves
Step three: make soap with thc infused oil and see what happens
Step two: infuse coconut or olive oil with leftover Crispy Cannabis leaves
Step three: make soap with thc infused oil and see what happens
Can someone help me put up the new ceiling fan I just got if I promise to pay you back with mouth stuff and or hole and or pole
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can someone help me put up the new ceiling fan I just got if I promise to pay you back with mouth stuff and or hole and or pole
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Cyber Monday bump!
Black Friday Sale now through 12/5!
✔️ 20% off entire order when you spend $65
✔️All nail polish on sale
✔️Massive nail polish restock
✔️Supporting a small queer business
✔️Not giving your money to evil corporations
✔️ 20% off entire order when you spend $65
✔️All nail polish on sale
✔️Massive nail polish restock
✔️Supporting a small queer business
✔️Not giving your money to evil corporations
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Cyber Monday bump!
I was really excited about both crypto/blockchain and ai/ml/llm when I learned about them in grad school circa 2017 and by the end of my yearlong program was disillusioned by both because I saw who else of my cohort-mates were also excited and realized how stupid everything was gonna get
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I was really excited about both crypto/blockchain and ai/ml/llm when I learned about them in grad school circa 2017 and by the end of my yearlong program was disillusioned by both because I saw who else of my cohort-mates were also excited and realized how stupid everything was gonna get
I bring a real “do you have piazza, New York catcher?” Vibe to karaoke that everyone hates
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I bring a real “do you have piazza, New York catcher?” Vibe to karaoke that everyone hates
The idea that every game benefits from an open world format
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The idea that every game benefits from an open world format
When the strawberries and pretzels know their bodies
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When the strawberries and pretzels know their bodies
Yesterday Charlie got me a large cold brew from dunkin after I had already made my coffee from our own cold brew stash so I didn’t finish it and this morning I realized I could use the dunkin cold brew instead of water to dilute my homemade cold brew concentrate and it was great
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Yesterday Charlie got me a large cold brew from dunkin after I had already made my coffee from our own cold brew stash so I didn’t finish it and this morning I realized I could use the dunkin cold brew instead of water to dilute my homemade cold brew concentrate and it was great
Like how badly do I need this haircut, really? Can I just stay cozy at home all day instead?????
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Like how badly do I need this haircut, really? Can I just stay cozy at home all day instead?????
If by “best” you mean “most recent”
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If by “best” you mean “most recent”
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Pritzker should really pull his money.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Pritzker should really pull his money.
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This is not only insulting to the art, medium, and voice actors, but also to the viewers.
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This is not only insulting to the art, medium, and voice actors, but also to the viewers.
Oh no it snowed last night and I have to get a haircut today it I don’t wanna get up
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Oh no it snowed last night and I have to get a haircut today it I don’t wanna get up
I have started my day by watching an hourlong nat geo documentary on shipwrecks in the Great Lakes good morning
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I have started my day by watching an hourlong nat geo documentary on shipwrecks in the Great Lakes good morning
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I know for a fact Snow Miser and Heat Miser are gay and the only proof you need is to look at their mother. There’s no way anyone raised by this woman would turn out straight.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I know for a fact Snow Miser and Heat Miser are gay and the only proof you need is to look at their mother. There’s no way anyone raised by this woman would turn out straight.
I forgot how hot everyone in Santa Clarita diet is.
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I forgot how hot everyone in Santa Clarita diet is.
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and FUCK AMAZON
My favorite thanksgiving tradition is refusing to leave my home on Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
and FUCK AMAZON
My favorite thanksgiving tradition is refusing to leave my home on Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My favorite thanksgiving tradition is refusing to leave my home on Black Friday.
K-pop demon spunkers is this anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
K-pop demon spunkers is this anything
Have decided I am doing nothing all day so I have the parade and sports center on on mute while I listen to Ethel Cain and crochet a blanket because I’m not like other fags, I’m worse and more annoying
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Have decided I am doing nothing all day so I have the parade and sports center on on mute while I listen to Ethel Cain and crochet a blanket because I’m not like other fags, I’m worse and more annoying
Is that movie flow about the cat based on a true story do you think
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Is that movie flow about the cat based on a true story do you think
I’m sorry, BRANDS do close friends now? And like. Brands I have never heard of? To what end?
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m sorry, BRANDS do close friends now? And like. Brands I have never heard of? To what end?
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Libraries exist! You can get a library card! And request the book from the library! You may need to wait a few days, but like…there are ways for you to read books for free that *still* don’t deprive authors of compensation for their labour.
These are pretty naked -- and therefore instructive -- examples of the sorts of defenses that people offer to try and get off the hook
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Libraries exist! You can get a library card! And request the book from the library! You may need to wait a few days, but like…there are ways for you to read books for free that *still* don’t deprive authors of compensation for their labour.
Have switched therapy from every week to every other week I cannot wait to see how I decline and get worse because that’s when I’m my most fun :)
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Have switched therapy from every week to every other week I cannot wait to see how I decline and get worse because that’s when I’m my most fun :)