david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷
for legal purposes, i am a joke
for legal purposes, i am a joke
Be the f*g you want to see in the world or whatever they say 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Be the f*g you want to see in the world or whatever they say 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Because then it means I get to start more gay shit asap
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Because then it means I get to start more gay shit asap
Dentologie is fine in a pinch but they *will* treat you like a small child that is terrified of the dentist no matter what so I don’t recommend it lmao
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Dentologie is fine in a pinch but they *will* treat you like a small child that is terrified of the dentist no matter what so I don’t recommend it lmao
But also never forget that I am baby so
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
But also never forget that I am baby so
I stand corrected! Thank you for your service.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I stand corrected! Thank you for your service.
No, I want all the superlatives so I insist on being the hottest man at the one ugly convention!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
No, I want all the superlatives so I insist on being the hottest man at the one ugly convention!!
Not if that hairless chest is any indication tbh
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Not if that hairless chest is any indication tbh
All I am saying is when I look at pictures of the two of us, my immediate thought is he is the hot one and I am very okay with that because it means in our relationship with each other I am the one with the hotter partner so I am winning
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
All I am saying is when I look at pictures of the two of us, my immediate thought is he is the hot one and I am very okay with that because it means in our relationship with each other I am the one with the hotter partner so I am winning
It’s my binder full of women. Is that joke still topical?
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It’s my binder full of women. Is that joke still topical?
I’ll be the judge of that tyvm now get over here!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’ll be the judge of that tyvm now get over here!!!
Stop trying to steal my man!!!!!! I’ll just share him
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Stop trying to steal my man!!!!!! I’ll just share him
Ooooh yeah that’s probably it good call
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ooooh yeah that’s probably it good call
But when will u cum down MY rabbithole iykwim (idnkwim)
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
But when will u cum down MY rabbithole iykwim (idnkwim)
Just because I am saying I am not the hot one on my relationship does not mean I am saying I’m not hot in general u c
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just because I am saying I am not the hot one on my relationship does not mean I am saying I’m not hot in general u c
Exactlyyyyyyyyy. If I have learned anything over the years in my fake job as a consultant, it is this
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Exactlyyyyyyyyy. If I have learned anything over the years in my fake job as a consultant, it is this
Good maybe that means they won’t talk to me then lol
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Good maybe that means they won’t talk to me then lol
He is the hot one to ME
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
He is the hot one to ME
Now why would you say that? That is both deeply untrue and a very unkind thing to say about yourself babe! I appreciate the compliment but you don’t have to put yourself down to boost my ego! Tbh I could stand to be taken down a peg or ten so
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Now why would you say that? That is both deeply untrue and a very unkind thing to say about yourself babe! I appreciate the compliment but you don’t have to put yourself down to boost my ego! Tbh I could stand to be taken down a peg or ten so