david alexander
@davidalexander.bsky.social
if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | part bro on my dad’s side, full bitch from my mom | SF98’s resident niffin and self appointed intern | he/him | chicago | 🇵🇷
for legal purposes, i am a joke
for legal purposes, i am a joke
Like look at him!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Like look at him!!!!!!
I got (change challenge and achievement) but decided to cherry pick instead with (Qoolt, Pxabundance, and Grlexener)
They just seem more fun
They just seem more fun
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I got (change challenge and achievement) but decided to cherry pick instead with (Qoolt, Pxabundance, and Grlexener)
They just seem more fun
They just seem more fun
Also i check the apps but kind of never reply to anyone so its less a horniness thing and more a "window shopping and i winder whose around" thing
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Also i check the apps but kind of never reply to anyone so its less a horniness thing and more a "window shopping and i winder whose around" thing
The "expires in" countdown is a lie; it never reaches zero and i have watched it reset it self back to "expires in 9 minutes" three times in the last half hour instead of ever hitting zero and actually going away lol
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The "expires in" countdown is a lie; it never reaches zero and i have watched it reset it self back to "expires in 9 minutes" three times in the last half hour instead of ever hitting zero and actually going away lol
Okay i was wrong it was division and in 2016 lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Okay i was wrong it was division and in 2016 lol
I don't make the rules guess i have to nap
Now!
Now!
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I don't make the rules guess i have to nap
Now!
Now!
It's ugly but it's mine and most importantly? Functional lmao
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's ugly but it's mine and most importantly? Functional lmao
last night i cancelled youtube premium because i thought “you know what? there’s worse things in the world than friction that makes me consider if sitting mindlessly watching youtube crafting/cooking/folklore/video game content is how i want to be spending my time” and when i opened the app today
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
last night i cancelled youtube premium because i thought “you know what? there’s worse things in the world than friction that makes me consider if sitting mindlessly watching youtube crafting/cooking/folklore/video game content is how i want to be spending my time” and when i opened the app today
when i say i have spent every day since october in a fugue state
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when i say i have spent every day since october in a fugue state
a week in vanity
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
a week in vanity
after ian took his i insisted on taking my own “where the lighting is worse because i look my best in the dark”
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
after ian took his i insisted on taking my own “where the lighting is worse because i look my best in the dark”
November hit and i said “time for some FUCKING WALKIES AGAIN”
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November hit and i said “time for some FUCKING WALKIES AGAIN”
much. to. consider!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
much. to. consider!!!!!
pto going great tbh
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
pto going great tbh
good morning i need to organize my living room this place is a MESS
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
good morning i need to organize my living room this place is a MESS
i call this one “what happens if i crochet a washcloth while high over a week?”
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i call this one “what happens if i crochet a washcloth while high over a week?”
i’m so much fun to be around
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i’m so much fun to be around
had a pretty sedentary october but today’s walkies were top tier
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
had a pretty sedentary october but today’s walkies were top tier
i’m just really into spending my saturdays getting my forearm stabbed for an afternoon lately
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i’m just really into spending my saturdays getting my forearm stabbed for an afternoon lately
