@davemuse.bsky.social
Mittens maketh man. Games / books / politics. He/him 🌈 gaymer
"I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace"
"And I was really, really, drunk"
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace"
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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I loved nerdy people.
Stranger Things 5: Kid plays Ghosts n' Goblins on an NES, but they're depicting gameplay from the arcade version of the game on the CRT screen, with NES audio. Illusion ruined, 0/10 show, do your damn research.
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I loved nerdy people.
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Home Alone was a pretty successful film. But could it have been even more successful? With these 8 simple changes, I believe so, yes.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Home Alone was a pretty successful film. But could it have been even more successful? With these 8 simple changes, I believe so, yes.
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And anyone who has watched magistrates nod-along with prosecution evidence in the mags courts will know exactly what I mean.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And anyone who has watched magistrates nod-along with prosecution evidence in the mags courts will know exactly what I mean.
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It is genuinely insane to see a judge describe Graham Linehan as a “generally credible witness” in a trial where he claimed Sophia Brooks has been engaged in “trans activism” since 2013 (when she would’ve been 6 years old), then, when challenged, claimed her drivers license lied about her age.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It is genuinely insane to see a judge describe Graham Linehan as a “generally credible witness” in a trial where he claimed Sophia Brooks has been engaged in “trans activism” since 2013 (when she would’ve been 6 years old), then, when challenged, claimed her drivers license lied about her age.
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The best NEXT GENERATION film
OTD: The premiere of the feature film #StarTrek: First Contact, written by Rick Berman, Brannon Braga & Ronald D. Moore, and directed by Jonathan Frakes—who got the nickname "two-takes Frakes" for the first time. Did you see it the day it came out? What did you think?
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The best NEXT GENERATION film
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The top two posts on my Instagram feed are from two Labour cabinet ministers and are slightly different in tone, approach, and engagement.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The top two posts on my Instagram feed are from two Labour cabinet ministers and are slightly different in tone, approach, and engagement.
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I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
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JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
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SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
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SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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Listen to Nooruddean, he’s a very clever guy! 😁
Currently reading @kathyburke.bsky.social’s book and it’s so fucking good. Easily one of my favourite ever memoirs. I know this sounds hyperbolic but books like these are vital to documenting the lives of working class people. They *are* our social history. This just happens to be one of the best.
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Listen to Nooruddean, he’s a very clever guy! 😁
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
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Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
Off to an lgbt board games night at a wellness centre so I'll have to potentially dial down any competitive spirit...
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Off to an lgbt board games night at a wellness centre so I'll have to potentially dial down any competitive spirit...
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fascinated by the couple next to us in this restaurant who just asked for the rest of their fondue in a doggy bag, aren't people compelling
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
fascinated by the couple next to us in this restaurant who just asked for the rest of their fondue in a doggy bag, aren't people compelling
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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One to bookmark for when Labour collapse in London next May
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
One to bookmark for when Labour collapse in London next May
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Tomorrow (Monday) I'll be streaming Sonic for Great Ormond Street Hospital Charity!
Join me on Twitch from 6pm for some crowd control Sonic Adventure 2 - if we raise enough, I may even do some cosplay next week...
www.twitch.tv/ed_nights
Donate on Tiltify:
tiltify.com/@ed-nights/e...
Join me on Twitch from 6pm for some crowd control Sonic Adventure 2 - if we raise enough, I may even do some cosplay next week...
www.twitch.tv/ed_nights
Donate on Tiltify:
tiltify.com/@ed-nights/e...
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Tomorrow (Monday) I'll be streaming Sonic for Great Ormond Street Hospital Charity!
Join me on Twitch from 6pm for some crowd control Sonic Adventure 2 - if we raise enough, I may even do some cosplay next week...
www.twitch.tv/ed_nights
Donate on Tiltify:
tiltify.com/@ed-nights/e...
Join me on Twitch from 6pm for some crowd control Sonic Adventure 2 - if we raise enough, I may even do some cosplay next week...
www.twitch.tv/ed_nights
Donate on Tiltify:
tiltify.com/@ed-nights/e...
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Labour’s contribution to the field of “least surprising opinion poll results” continues to to be very strong.
Those who hold more restrictive views on refugees are more likely to see Labour as pro-immigration, while those who hold more liberal views tend to see Labour as anti-immigration
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Labour’s contribution to the field of “least surprising opinion poll results” continues to to be very strong.
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Plans to leave refugees in a state of perpetual uncertainty about where and if they can rebuild their lives are not just performative cruelty, they are counterproductive to integration and the economy. It doesn’t have to be like this - 1/2
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Plans to leave refugees in a state of perpetual uncertainty about where and if they can rebuild their lives are not just performative cruelty, they are counterproductive to integration and the economy. It doesn’t have to be like this - 1/2
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The Prime Minister said in September that we are at a fork in the road. These asylum proposals suggest we have taken the wrong turning.
The idea that recognised refugees need to be deported is wrong.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
The idea that recognised refugees need to be deported is wrong.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Asylum system in UK ‘out of control’ and dividing country, home secretary says
Shabana Mahmood to unveil new proposals modelled on Denmark’s controversial system
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Prime Minister said in September that we are at a fork in the road. These asylum proposals suggest we have taken the wrong turning.
The idea that recognised refugees need to be deported is wrong.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
The idea that recognised refugees need to be deported is wrong.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Whatever it doesn’t take
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Whatever it doesn’t take
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"But we must compete with the oth-"
That's just it. You don't. You are THE public broadcaster. No other body shares your mission. Why add to the noise?
The BBC has an opportunity to say "you've heard all the breathless gossip - tune in at 6pm for the facts". To bring light rather than heat.
That's just it. You don't. You are THE public broadcaster. No other body shares your mission. Why add to the noise?
The BBC has an opportunity to say "you've heard all the breathless gossip - tune in at 6pm for the facts". To bring light rather than heat.
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"But we must compete with the oth-"
That's just it. You don't. You are THE public broadcaster. No other body shares your mission. Why add to the noise?
The BBC has an opportunity to say "you've heard all the breathless gossip - tune in at 6pm for the facts". To bring light rather than heat.
That's just it. You don't. You are THE public broadcaster. No other body shares your mission. Why add to the noise?
The BBC has an opportunity to say "you've heard all the breathless gossip - tune in at 6pm for the facts". To bring light rather than heat.
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