Mr. Chimpanzy
@cyanescens.bsky.social
I like talking about things that start with “p” like politics (pragmatic progressive), psychedelics, psychoanalysis, philosophy, Portland, the Pacific Northwest & “m”—music, mushrooms. Parent of 2 teens. Daimista (IYKYK).
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THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
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One thing I have no patience for is "there is nothing to be thankful for" doomerism. If Americans were finding things to be thankful for in 1863, two and a half years into a bloody Civil War, when Abraham Lincoln formalized the Thanksgiving holiday, then I can find things to be thankful for too.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
One thing I have no patience for is "there is nothing to be thankful for" doomerism. If Americans were finding things to be thankful for in 1863, two and a half years into a bloody Civil War, when Abraham Lincoln formalized the Thanksgiving holiday, then I can find things to be thankful for too.
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great vulgar roast, dude! did your phone write it for you?
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
great vulgar roast, dude! did your phone write it for you?
Inherent Vice I actually finished so I'll call it my favorite Pynchon book...I did like it a lot! The movie not so much. Finished the Crying of Lot 49 long ago but barely remember it. Read about 2/3rds of Gravity's Rainbow and loved it but finals distracted me & I never returned to it
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Inherent Vice I actually finished so I'll call it my favorite Pynchon book...I did like it a lot! The movie not so much. Finished the Crying of Lot 49 long ago but barely remember it. Read about 2/3rds of Gravity's Rainbow and loved it but finals distracted me & I never returned to it
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"I'm Jerry Bladerunner, and I run the blades."
40 Years Later, Sci-Fi’s Greatest Opening Line Will Hit Harder Than Ever
Sci-fi’s greatest line is more relevant than ever.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"I'm Jerry Bladerunner, and I run the blades."
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![White Lotus Jennifer Coolidge
These [Various transgenders, sodomites, apostates, and critical theorists] they're trying to murder me.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yrt5gwlcn3kn4xgeoef4hbpy/bafkreie7idr2oufclyeujlnbjnyfc2s4myrnojeqkkgbfficwvygx23oze@jpeg)
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the ALL-FEELING CRY
#art #video #digital #videoart #digitalart #motiongraphics #blender #blender3d #photomosh #photomoshpro #davinciresolve #eye #cry #illuminati #geometrynodes #loop #loops #music #producer #artist #transart #queerart #trans #queer #lgbt #womeninart
#art #video #digital #videoart #digitalart #motiongraphics #blender #blender3d #photomosh #photomoshpro #davinciresolve #eye #cry #illuminati #geometrynodes #loop #loops #music #producer #artist #transart #queerart #trans #queer #lgbt #womeninart
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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just a perfect day
you make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
someone good
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spend it with you
oh such a perfect dayyou just keep me hangin on
you just keep me hangin on
you make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
someone good
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spend it with you
oh such a perfect dayyou just keep me hangin on
you just keep me hangin on
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
just a perfect day
you make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
someone good
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spend it with you
oh such a perfect dayyou just keep me hangin on
you just keep me hangin on
you make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
someone good
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spend it with you
oh such a perfect dayyou just keep me hangin on
you just keep me hangin on
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Two Children Are Threatened by a Nightingale (Deux Enfants sont menacés par un rossignol) http://www.moma.org/collection/works/79293
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Two Children Are Threatened by a Nightingale (Deux Enfants sont menacés par un rossignol) http://www.moma.org/collection/works/79293
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Should get a pardon and a Presidential Medal of Freedom from the next administration
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Should get a pardon and a Presidential Medal of Freedom from the next administration
Too late, they’ve already progressed to being drinking buddies
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Too late, they’ve already progressed to being drinking buddies
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The president of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged. I call for the president to be impeached.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The president of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged. I call for the president to be impeached.
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It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Anyone who tells you otherwise has never actually listened to a trans kid, a trans adult, a trans kid’s family or any of the caring, loving medical professionals who’ve seen lives transformed and supported by gender-affirming care.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Anyone who tells you otherwise has never actually listened to a trans kid, a trans adult, a trans kid’s family or any of the caring, loving medical professionals who’ve seen lives transformed and supported by gender-affirming care.
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Treatment for trans kids cannot wait for adulthood. Adolescent changes in the body are permanent and irreversible. The pain of dysmorphia kills. No medical professional treats kids casually, no family seeks treatment casually. Treatment is safe, effective and is a conservative course of action.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Treatment for trans kids cannot wait for adulthood. Adolescent changes in the body are permanent and irreversible. The pain of dysmorphia kills. No medical professional treats kids casually, no family seeks treatment casually. Treatment is safe, effective and is a conservative course of action.
“We can now confirm that Hitler had a giant cock with reasonably sized balls”
WTAF? That’s maybe the weirdest part of the X post screenshot there but not the most offensive somehow.
WTAF? That’s maybe the weirdest part of the X post screenshot there but not the most offensive somehow.
What's fascinating about this post is as a "Marxist female researcher," I can't say I've ever really thought about Hitler's penis one way or another. But I guess JF Gariepy does?
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“We can now confirm that Hitler had a giant cock with reasonably sized balls”
WTAF? That’s maybe the weirdest part of the X post screenshot there but not the most offensive somehow.
WTAF? That’s maybe the weirdest part of the X post screenshot there but not the most offensive somehow.
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When it finally happens, there will be a deafening chorus of people chanting Quiet Piggie all around the world
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When it finally happens, there will be a deafening chorus of people chanting Quiet Piggie all around the world
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FWIW, governors are in a much tougher spot than people realize when it comes to ordering state police to impede ICE, as in “insurrection act territory.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
FWIW, governors are in a much tougher spot than people realize when it comes to ordering state police to impede ICE, as in “insurrection act territory.”