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cyanescens.bsky.social
Mr. Chimpanzy
@cyanescens.bsky.social
I like talking about things that start with “p” like politics (pragmatic progressive), psychedelics, psychoanalysis, philosophy, Portland, the Pacific Northwest & “m”—music, mushrooms. Parent of 2 teens. Daimista (IYKYK).
Then comes pancake factor number one
Eyeliner, rose hips and lip gloss, such fun…
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
One of the best, tastiest mushrooms—King Boletes aka porcinis—often look just like a hamburger bun on the ground, that’s actually a tip for identifying them.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hedgehogs, chanterelles, morels, lobsters…once you have the hang of things you can branch out to Porcinis, Matsutakes & Oysters.

I don’t care if some Amanitas are supposed to be good eating, I’m not risking it so I just don’t bother with them—except to take pictures
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Too late, they’ve already progressed to being drinking buddies
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Thoughtful Pepper is thinking of you and sending you love
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I made this when he was hawking Teslas in front of the White House
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Not here in the frigid Pacific Northwest!
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’ll be doing risotto in a little bit with foraged hedgehogs and chanterelles
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Like wtf is going on here? Filming a music video?
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Perhaps! But I have very positive opinions about the King of Morocco’s fashion sense
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Biden sings from a place of pain. Trump sings from a place of love
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Some great Oregon history posting today
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A little off-topic but do you think someone’s already brought this to market, at least around NYC?
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
America had a good run. We made a helmet that held two cans of beer. But it’s the Chinese century now.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Keep meaning to update you
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s “Spagett!” with two T’s
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
😱
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bet he looks like ROTJ Anakin without makeup

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November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Some literally gave up their lives rather than go against their moral code
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Also why should I believe you care about genocide rather than just being antisemitic?
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I keep & occasionally update this list of “accolades & appellations” to shower my cat Hermana with. Anytime I’ve tried to get friends or family to adopt it for me as well I just get funny looks
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM