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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"

(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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nation in distress once again cries out for Crab Vat ™
There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
buildijg my own taj mahal to commemorate brand #synergy
December 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
-indescribable strength…
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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I'll be president one time if you do good. I'll be president two times if you do bad.
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Mmm. Sounds like you need to speak to purchasing. Let me transfer you to Groyber Estupido, one moment for Groyber
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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welcome to Suckoff Cove… A sunny beachside resort, with a terrible secret…
October 9, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Royal Flavours,
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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i got pregnant from eating a hungryman meal
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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The Penitent Jokester: Pranks of Contrition™
July 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
grinch meal
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
convincing local teens to read dogshit novels as a prank, but it backfires when they nurture a love of reading in their hearts
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
great vulgar roast, dude! did your phone write it for you?
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Only I can prevent forest fires
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
scenic oils
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
its over for you fools, im a thought leader now
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
hot dog party
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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every morning, i wake up and review the increasing price of consumer goods,
and i stay 👏THANKFUL👏
because it means i have to stay on my grind that much harder 💪
#enterpreunership #legacy #eatinggruellikeaboss #youdontneedthatmuchfoodtolive
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM