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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 15h

Jordan Peterson, crying
Pretend I photoshopped a speech ballon so it looks like he’s saying the thing

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 1d

the Mounties will be treated as liberators 🇨🇦

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 4d

TERRIBLE NEWS!
with the eastern facade of the White House removed, our dear president has caught The Vapours from undue exposure to that Cold Marsh Air 😰

human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 8d

he’s not wrong though

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ceej @ceej.online · 9d

while you were playing dark souls I was “getting good” at ball-in-cup. I’m extremely good at ball-in-cup

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 9d

every morning, i wake up and review the increasing price of consumer goods,
and i stay 👏THANKFUL👏
because it means i have to stay on my grind that much harder 💪
#enterpreunership #legacy #eatinggruellikeaboss #youdontneedthatmuchfoodtolive

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 10d

truly the worst thing to happen to the capitol police in recent memory

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 11d

THE WORST

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ceej @ceej.online · 13d

he died for our sins

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 13d

his ankles are swollen with Patriotism 🫡

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 16d

thanks- original post came off more passive aggressive than I intended

human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 17d

legitimately respect how phoned-in it is

God Bless You Canada - Lee Greenwood

YouTube video by Canadian Blue Jay

m.youtube.com

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17d

Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste.
WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE.
ForeverMyPaste.com.
(ive been making my paste the whole time)

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 19d

i would like to know more about this stegosaurus

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 20d

…but a real entrepreneur? they would drink it, get terrible food poisoning. And then? Once they’re better? Ask for seconds 😔
#stayhumble #entrepreneurship #leadership #foodpoisoning #dehydratedforbusinessreasons

human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 20d

Satan’s Own Contraption

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 24d

the pre-tied industry doesn’t want you know that it’s the same knot you use to tie your shoes
but on your neck

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 25d

Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.

And I do dare!