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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
the Mounties will be treated as liberators 🇨🇦
TERRIBLE NEWS!
with the eastern facade of the White House removed, our dear president has caught The Vapours from undue exposure to that Cold Marsh Air 😰
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while you were playing dark souls I was “getting good” at ball-in-cup. I’m extremely good at ball-in-cup
every morning, i wake up and review the increasing price of consumer goods,
and i stay 👏THANKFUL👏
because it means i have to stay on my grind that much harder 💪
#enterpreunership #legacy #eatinggruellikeaboss #youdontneedthatmuchfoodtolive
truly the worst thing to happen to the capitol police in recent memory
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he died for our sins
his ankles are swollen with Patriotism 🫡
thanks- original post came off more passive aggressive than I intended
i would like to know more about this stegosaurus
…but a real entrepreneur? they would drink it, get terrible food poisoning. And then? Once they’re better? Ask for seconds 😔
#stayhumble #entrepreneurship #leadership #foodpoisoning #dehydratedforbusinessreasons
the pre-tied industry doesn’t want you know that it’s the same knot you use to tie your shoes
but on your neck
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Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.

And I do dare!
Future Legacy Admission 🤗
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"don't you wish you could go to Walmart.... in two thousand and two???" what. do you have encephalitis
and Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
catching a shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi place, then sticking out my tongue to reveal ive tied it in a knot