Chris Truex
@ctruex.bsky.social
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jayden you booger mom signed an executive order saying it’s my turn on the switch
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
jayden you booger mom signed an executive order saying it’s my turn on the switch
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
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the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
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last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
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There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN'T be implicated in the Epstein files!
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN'T be implicated in the Epstein files!
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Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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It's a longshot people will get this joke
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's a longshot people will get this joke
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not a great start to the day… a battlebot got under my feet and flipped me
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
not a great start to the day… a battlebot got under my feet and flipped me
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ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
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for the curious: you are in the heart of Texas whenever a drunk old man tells you something that by all rights and any sense of decency should get you got arrested in any decent nation
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
for the curious: you are in the heart of Texas whenever a drunk old man tells you something that by all rights and any sense of decency should get you got arrested in any decent nation
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we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
Are there really ninja turtles down there?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
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“Is she hot? obviously. Does she go to a different school? Certainly. And it’s for that reason that you wouldn’t know her.”
Kash Patel: "Yes, I'm entitled to a personal life just like my other agency counterparts with their partners. So do I support my girlfriend? Absolutely. And do I take trips with her? Absolutely."
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Is she hot? obviously. Does she go to a different school? Certainly. And it’s for that reason that you wouldn’t know her.”
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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The worst thing about the current historical moment is that in 200 years some smug revisionist historian is going to give a conference paper on how the politics of the 2020s really were entirely rational and a sensible response to material conditions at the time.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The worst thing about the current historical moment is that in 200 years some smug revisionist historian is going to give a conference paper on how the politics of the 2020s really were entirely rational and a sensible response to material conditions at the time.
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I love paying human artists and I hate gen AI 🩵
I'm not here to fight about whether or not AI is ethical (I've made my decision and I doubt I'm gonna change yours.) I'm just here to talk about what I and many other artists have been dealing with as we adjust to a new media landscape.
I'm not here to fight about whether or not AI is ethical (I've made my decision and I doubt I'm gonna change yours.) I'm just here to talk about what I and many other artists have been dealing with as we adjust to a new media landscape.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love paying human artists and I hate gen AI 🩵
I'm not here to fight about whether or not AI is ethical (I've made my decision and I doubt I'm gonna change yours.) I'm just here to talk about what I and many other artists have been dealing with as we adjust to a new media landscape.
I'm not here to fight about whether or not AI is ethical (I've made my decision and I doubt I'm gonna change yours.) I'm just here to talk about what I and many other artists have been dealing with as we adjust to a new media landscape.
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
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Heh. The machines might have the upper hand right now, but never fear: I have a plan. (I sit back and smirk while a giant robot destroys the city until it’s clear I’m not going to do anything)
January 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Heh. The machines might have the upper hand right now, but never fear: I have a plan. (I sit back and smirk while a giant robot destroys the city until it’s clear I’m not going to do anything)
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole