‘crebain! from dunland!’ okay legolas i can make up a bunch of bullshit too. that’s not birds it’s zweebles! from snorktown! fuckin asshole

It's a very small consolation, but a consolation nonetheless

It was depressing enough before i noticed the logo at the top. Obviously the creators who lost their platforms feel it infinitely more, but god i miss the glory days of uproxx

Fortunate Midnight Sun

They've been rapidly aging the Trump sons in vats for just this sort of emergency

I didn't realize that warning people about ICE would accidentally make those people instead think of the Royal Berkshire Regiment going over the top at the Somme

This is a very good point. They want a commitment so they can wipe their brows, say "that's good, then!" and check out until the primary.

“Dearest social media manager:

Weather conditions are bleak—but the team is hopeful & encouraged by today’s findings.

Note the sewer inspection was a success as you will see in our forthcoming report.

Rest assured, we are well provisioned. I expect to see you soon, safe & thankful.

—Yours, MB”

Guards! Means test them!