Crime Sprees
@crimesprees.bsky.social
Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good.
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
[Jesus et al, 30 AD]
Like you didn't actually even site the bible, you just vaguely alluded to it?
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
[Jesus et al, 30 AD]
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shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
I help admin a de-radicalization site for ex-fellowed members of the religious cult I grew up in. Someone said recently I'm their favorite person they've never met.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I help admin a de-radicalization site for ex-fellowed members of the religious cult I grew up in. Someone said recently I'm their favorite person they've never met.
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A few days ago, the wives of some QAnon influencers appeared together on a podcast, where they said that Q strengthened their marriages, said they thought that "Q is God," & claimed that "so many people came to Christ through the Q movement."
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A few days ago, the wives of some QAnon influencers appeared together on a podcast, where they said that Q strengthened their marriages, said they thought that "Q is God," & claimed that "so many people came to Christ through the Q movement."
I know the modern political landscape is complicated and I'm not saying it will fix everything but I bet if we gave Puddle of Mudd like three top 10 billboard hits then a good portion of today's problematic energized idiots would have a healthier outlet to redirect that energy for a few years.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I know the modern political landscape is complicated and I'm not saying it will fix everything but I bet if we gave Puddle of Mudd like three top 10 billboard hits then a good portion of today's problematic energized idiots would have a healthier outlet to redirect that energy for a few years.
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Austin Powers ass undersecretary
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Austin Powers ass undersecretary
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am listening to the FM radio in a car for the first time in what I assume to be what the word epoch means.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am listening to the FM radio in a car for the first time in what I assume to be what the word epoch means.
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
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NINETY EIGHT YARDS HOLY SHIT
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
NINETY EIGHT YARDS HOLY SHIT
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Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
In response to this heinous post and the series of companion heinous posts calling for the death of his political enemies, the BlueSky admins have decided to ban Patton Oswalt.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In response to this heinous post and the series of companion heinous posts calling for the death of his political enemies, the BlueSky admins have decided to ban Patton Oswalt.
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If this isn’t 25th amendment territory nothing is.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If this isn’t 25th amendment territory nothing is.
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30 Rock-ass Reality
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
30 Rock-ass Reality
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
Being married is the best because we're home sick watching The Price is Right together and my wife mutes every ad and instead sings a new product jingle to the tune of Yankee Doodle and man, while both under the influence of flu medicine, that is a killer bit.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Being married is the best because we're home sick watching The Price is Right together and my wife mutes every ad and instead sings a new product jingle to the tune of Yankee Doodle and man, while both under the influence of flu medicine, that is a killer bit.
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Shampoo— It’s Now a Computers
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Shampoo— It’s Now a Computers
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oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
If you know the person who invented immodium go ahead and give them a high five from me.
The flu suuuuuuuucks
The flu suuuuuuuucks
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If you know the person who invented immodium go ahead and give them a high five from me.
The flu suuuuuuuucks
The flu suuuuuuuucks
Everyone in my household has the flu right now. This year's flu is serious business. I haven't been sick like this in a decade.
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Everyone in my household has the flu right now. This year's flu is serious business. I haven't been sick like this in a decade.
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Good article. We have reported about "Gender Exploratory Therapy" at EITM for years now - it's a subversive practice akin to "crisis pregnancy centers" that seeks to delay transition until the person gives up on being trans - they will NEVER let the trans teen transition.
Conversion therapy is quietly rebranding — and targeting trans youths
As political attacks on gender-affirming care escalate, parents and experts fear a resurgence of discredited “therapies” that seek to change transgender children’s identities.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Good article. We have reported about "Gender Exploratory Therapy" at EITM for years now - it's a subversive practice akin to "crisis pregnancy centers" that seeks to delay transition until the person gives up on being trans - they will NEVER let the trans teen transition.
Yeah, I mean, could you imagine someone voraciously supporting him while this happens? For years, even? While also badgering people like David Hogg?
You'd have to be some kind of monster? Like, an irredeemably so?
You'd have to be some kind of monster? Like, an irredeemably so?
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Yeah, I mean, could you imagine someone voraciously supporting him while this happens? For years, even? While also badgering people like David Hogg?
You'd have to be some kind of monster? Like, an irredeemably so?
You'd have to be some kind of monster? Like, an irredeemably so?
All the Olivia Nuzzi journalist/politics ethics aside, the man is married. The darling of the crunchy, vaxx-skeptical, " Bible says pharmakia is witchcraft" Christian right is having public marital affairs and it's not even a talking point.
Complete and total moral collapse of evangelicalism.
Complete and total moral collapse of evangelicalism.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
All the Olivia Nuzzi journalist/politics ethics aside, the man is married. The darling of the crunchy, vaxx-skeptical, " Bible says pharmakia is witchcraft" Christian right is having public marital affairs and it's not even a talking point.
Complete and total moral collapse of evangelicalism.
Complete and total moral collapse of evangelicalism.