Crime Sprees
@crimesprees.bsky.social
Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good.
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower.
Champion shitposter
The guy who always comes in last in our fantasy football league, so much so that his team name reflects how bad he is at this game, is currently in first and the favorite for the playoffs.
I'm rooting for him so hard. I hope his dreams come true.
I'm rooting for him so hard. I hope his dreams come true.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The guy who always comes in last in our fantasy football league, so much so that his team name reflects how bad he is at this game, is currently in first and the favorite for the playoffs.
I'm rooting for him so hard. I hope his dreams come true.
I'm rooting for him so hard. I hope his dreams come true.
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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ICYMI, this one's a fun one. Debunking the wild claims of Louis de Cordier and Ben van Kerkwyk @UnchartedX1, for a giant metallic object under the labyrinth, and share the super cool archaeology at Hawara in Egypt
I promise it'll make you laugh and learn!
youtu.be/oFOFSuHHGzs
I promise it'll make you laugh and learn!
youtu.be/oFOFSuHHGzs
The Hawara Hoax: Joe Rogan's UFO in the Egyptian Labyrinth⁉️ Debunking UnchartedX
YouTube video by Archaeology with Flint Dibble
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
ICYMI, this one's a fun one. Debunking the wild claims of Louis de Cordier and Ben van Kerkwyk @UnchartedX1, for a giant metallic object under the labyrinth, and share the super cool archaeology at Hawara in Egypt
I promise it'll make you laugh and learn!
youtu.be/oFOFSuHHGzs
I promise it'll make you laugh and learn!
youtu.be/oFOFSuHHGzs
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Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast)
I’m going to start a listicle of MAGA Cracking…..Please Enjoy Part One
substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
Is the guy in gold from Philly?
Pope Leo at Divine Liturgy at St. George Church in Istanbul: “Catholics and Orthodox alike are called to work together in promoting a new mindset so that everyone acknowledges responsibility for caring for the creation that God has entrusted to us.” www.vatican.va/content/leo-...
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is the guy in gold from Philly?
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what is Bunknownaparte?
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
what is Bunknownaparte?
[Jesus et al, 30 AD]
Like you didn't actually even site the bible, you just vaguely alluded to it?
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
[Jesus et al, 30 AD]
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shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
I help admin a de-radicalization site for ex-fellowed members of the religious cult I grew up in. Someone said recently I'm their favorite person they've never met.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I help admin a de-radicalization site for ex-fellowed members of the religious cult I grew up in. Someone said recently I'm their favorite person they've never met.
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A few days ago, the wives of some QAnon influencers appeared together on a podcast, where they said that Q strengthened their marriages, said they thought that "Q is God," & claimed that "so many people came to Christ through the Q movement."
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A few days ago, the wives of some QAnon influencers appeared together on a podcast, where they said that Q strengthened their marriages, said they thought that "Q is God," & claimed that "so many people came to Christ through the Q movement."
I know the modern political landscape is complicated and I'm not saying it will fix everything but I bet if we gave Puddle of Mudd like three top 10 billboard hits then a good portion of today's problematic energized idiots would have a healthier outlet to redirect that energy for a few years.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I know the modern political landscape is complicated and I'm not saying it will fix everything but I bet if we gave Puddle of Mudd like three top 10 billboard hits then a good portion of today's problematic energized idiots would have a healthier outlet to redirect that energy for a few years.
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Austin Powers ass undersecretary
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Austin Powers ass undersecretary
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am listening to the FM radio in a car for the first time in what I assume to be what the word epoch means.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am listening to the FM radio in a car for the first time in what I assume to be what the word epoch means.
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
🎵He wakes up in the morning🎵
🎵Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling🎵
🎵Never changes a thing🎵
🎵The week ends, the week begins🎵
🎷🎷🎷
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NINETY EIGHT YARDS HOLY SHIT
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
NINETY EIGHT YARDS HOLY SHIT
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Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
In response to this heinous post and the series of companion heinous posts calling for the death of his political enemies, the BlueSky admins have decided to ban Patton Oswalt.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In response to this heinous post and the series of companion heinous posts calling for the death of his political enemies, the BlueSky admins have decided to ban Patton Oswalt.
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If this isn’t 25th amendment territory nothing is.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If this isn’t 25th amendment territory nothing is.
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30 Rock-ass Reality
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
30 Rock-ass Reality
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
Being married is the best because we're home sick watching The Price is Right together and my wife mutes every ad and instead sings a new product jingle to the tune of Yankee Doodle and man, while both under the influence of flu medicine, that is a killer bit.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Being married is the best because we're home sick watching The Price is Right together and my wife mutes every ad and instead sings a new product jingle to the tune of Yankee Doodle and man, while both under the influence of flu medicine, that is a killer bit.