Robert B. (he/him)
@violadagoomba.bsky.social
Conductor, teacher, chant enthusiast, reluctant organist, formerly active on tiktok as a purveyor of Guidonian Hand content
drop something MIRRORED
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
drop something MIRRORED
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
nothing says Thanksgiving in LA like picking an orange in the dappled sunlight while it’s 79°
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
nothing says Thanksgiving in LA like picking an orange in the dappled sunlight while it’s 79°
update it wasn’t a Harry Potter shirt: it was an unlicensed [Lilo &] Stitch / Harry Potter mashup shirt
this man might be the Disney Adult™ final boss
this man might be the Disney Adult™ final boss
a dad near us in the airport terminal is berating his three year old about calling a man a witch because “men are all warlocks” and before you ask yes he was wearing a Harry Potter shirt in public in 2025 so I guess I’m not surprised
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
update it wasn’t a Harry Potter shirt: it was an unlicensed [Lilo &] Stitch / Harry Potter mashup shirt
this man might be the Disney Adult™ final boss
this man might be the Disney Adult™ final boss
a dad near us in the airport terminal is berating his three year old about calling a man a witch because “men are all warlocks” and before you ask yes he was wearing a Harry Potter shirt in public in 2025 so I guess I’m not surprised
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
a dad near us in the airport terminal is berating his three year old about calling a man a witch because “men are all warlocks” and before you ask yes he was wearing a Harry Potter shirt in public in 2025 so I guess I’m not surprised
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
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Do you think tyrannosaurus had dark meat and white meat
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Do you think tyrannosaurus had dark meat and white meat
no one at Messiah rehearsal knows I’m wearing a phrase marking from Robert Shaw’s score of Missa Solemnis 😢
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
no one at Messiah rehearsal knows I’m wearing a phrase marking from Robert Shaw’s score of Missa Solemnis 😢
“making the audience stand for the Hallelujah Chorus is based on a likely untrue anecdote, makes people participate in a semi-religious practice, and besides it’s lowkey ableist”
“sir are you aware that you’re standing in our way right n–”
“NOT THE POINT”
“sir are you aware that you’re standing in our way right n–”
“NOT THE POINT”
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“making the audience stand for the Hallelujah Chorus is based on a likely untrue anecdote, makes people participate in a semi-religious practice, and besides it’s lowkey ableist”
“sir are you aware that you’re standing in our way right n–”
“NOT THE POINT”
“sir are you aware that you’re standing in our way right n–”
“NOT THE POINT”
there should be a nonbinary drag artist named Mx. O’Lydian
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
there should be a nonbinary drag artist named Mx. O’Lydian
et in
________
hominibus bonæ voluntatis
________
hominibus bonæ voluntatis
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
et in
________
hominibus bonæ voluntatis
________
hominibus bonæ voluntatis
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Norms mentioned 😍😍😍
A man I love in a time travel film where he saves the future from evil Al?
Hell yes.
youtu.be/CaSxNAZUKsM?...
Hell yes.
youtu.be/CaSxNAZUKsM?...
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE | Teaser Trailer | February 13 - Only in Theaters
YouTube video by Briarcliff Entertainment
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Norms mentioned 😍😍😍
my aunt got my four-year-old son a jean jacket and i thought hey why not find one for myself just for fun?
i kind of love it but i don’t look nearly as cool he does tbh
i kind of love it but i don’t look nearly as cool he does tbh
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
my aunt got my four-year-old son a jean jacket and i thought hey why not find one for myself just for fun?
i kind of love it but i don’t look nearly as cool he does tbh
i kind of love it but i don’t look nearly as cool he does tbh
can’t stop thinking about the terrible portmanteau “dickmatized”
if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽
“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho
i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽
“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho
i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
can’t stop thinking about the terrible portmanteau “dickmatized”
if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽
“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho
i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽
“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho
i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
still trying to find a more on-brand (i.e. renaissance/baroque) reference for one of these…
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
still trying to find a more on-brand (i.e. renaissance/baroque) reference for one of these…
not me grimesposting on main
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
not me grimesposting on main
“infirmatio” notwithstanding, that is the most weirdly evocative manicule/hand illustration i’ve ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“infirmatio” notwithstanding, that is the most weirdly evocative manicule/hand illustration i’ve ever seen
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Fibonacci? The great clown that's in town tonight?
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Fibonacci? The great clown that's in town tonight?
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Picard: Computer, identify
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Picard: Computer, identify
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your incredifulls® 4 cheese pizza cupcake™
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your incredifulls® 4 cheese pizza cupcake™
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I couldn’t afford to hire someone to design my merch, so I used AI and here’s how….
……
I used my
ACTUAL
INTELLIGENCE
I learned photoshop and developed a skill. That’s what makes art cool as hell. And I ate with my first shirt design lowkey 👀 you can own this shirt too! Buy it via www.jer.band
……
I used my
ACTUAL
INTELLIGENCE
I learned photoshop and developed a skill. That’s what makes art cool as hell. And I ate with my first shirt design lowkey 👀 you can own this shirt too! Buy it via www.jer.band
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I couldn’t afford to hire someone to design my merch, so I used AI and here’s how….
……
I used my
ACTUAL
INTELLIGENCE
I learned photoshop and developed a skill. That’s what makes art cool as hell. And I ate with my first shirt design lowkey 👀 you can own this shirt too! Buy it via www.jer.band
……
I used my
ACTUAL
INTELLIGENCE
I learned photoshop and developed a skill. That’s what makes art cool as hell. And I ate with my first shirt design lowkey 👀 you can own this shirt too! Buy it via www.jer.band
hey look i’m married to a tenor, i’m the son of a tenor, but i’m just saying they’re too emotional to make important decisions and that’s ok! that’s what altos are for - it’s the natural order!
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Everything misogynists think about women, I think about tenors
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
hey look i’m married to a tenor, i’m the son of a tenor, but i’m just saying they’re too emotional to make important decisions and that’s ok! that’s what altos are for - it’s the natural order!
/j
/j
i’m no stranger to getting harassed in public, but i was truly at a loss when a teenager at the park saw me with my 4-year-old son and started with repeatedly asking “are you gay?” (quotidian, i am) before escalating to “hey there he is with his kid who he fucks” (darksided, soulless)
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i’m no stranger to getting harassed in public, but i was truly at a loss when a teenager at the park saw me with my 4-year-old son and started with repeatedly asking “are you gay?” (quotidian, i am) before escalating to “hey there he is with his kid who he fucks” (darksided, soulless)