Correxbot
@correxbot.bsky.social
From GA. Living in New England.
A doctor but, you know, the cool kind. Sassiest Boy in America, 1997. He/him
A doctor but, you know, the cool kind. Sassiest Boy in America, 1997. He/him
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Correxbot
@correxbot.bsky.social
· Mar 5
Today I drove past Wendy’s, and the bushes in the parking lot were on fire. No water truck, but a fire chief was standing next to the fire, looking kind of helpless and flustered. Seems like a metaphor for something. Having a hard time figuring out what though….
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I will work on this for free.
Hallmark has done every plot, so it is time for the apotheosis of Christmas movies: a big city lawyer returns to her small hometown and falls in love with an actual Christmas tree. After a series of missteps, they get married and have tree/human babies. Their hybrid spawn scream in endless torment 🎄
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I will work on this for free.
How I order my hash browns at WH
cropped and skewed
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How I order my hash browns at WH
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
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Not today, Steely Dan
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Not today, Steely Dan
Not today, Steely Dan
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Not today, Steely Dan
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
One thing I like about Stop & Shop is that sometimes when you buy sliced cheese, the label says, “LOL White American”
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
One thing I like about Stop & Shop is that sometimes when you buy sliced cheese, the label says, “LOL White American”
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You can lead a horse to water but sometimes when you pull the legendary sword out of the lake, the horse reveals himself as a trickster god and steals the weapon and your knapsack full of apples.
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
You can lead a horse to water but sometimes when you pull the legendary sword out of the lake, the horse reveals himself as a trickster god and steals the weapon and your knapsack full of apples.
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The best scene in Jaws is when the boat guys sing a traditional sea shanty and Jaws pops out of the water and everyone is terrified but Jaws starts singing as well. There's this unspoken promise in the air that no one will eat anyone until the song ends.
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The best scene in Jaws is when the boat guys sing a traditional sea shanty and Jaws pops out of the water and everyone is terrified but Jaws starts singing as well. There's this unspoken promise in the air that no one will eat anyone until the song ends.
How the Grinch Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life, Just Before Getting Caught in an Egregious Plagiarism Scandal But Still Graduating with Honors from Harvard Because Meritocracy is a Lie
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
How the Grinch did your mom.
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
How the Grinch Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life, Just Before Getting Caught in an Egregious Plagiarism Scandal But Still Graduating with Honors from Harvard Because Meritocracy is a Lie
My very first day of (public) high school started with the principal telling anyone 16+ that if they didn’t want to be there, they should drop out
Tell me your, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My very first day of (public) high school started with the principal telling anyone 16+ that if they didn’t want to be there, they should drop out
Well, I’ll be dog
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Well, I’ll be dog
Is he volunteering to go first?
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is he volunteering to go first?
The Breeders
Deerhunter
Protomartyr
The Jealous Sound
Nine Inch Nails
Deerhunter
Protomartyr
The Jealous Sound
Nine Inch Nails
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The Breeders
Deerhunter
Protomartyr
The Jealous Sound
Nine Inch Nails
Deerhunter
Protomartyr
The Jealous Sound
Nine Inch Nails
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"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
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Shaheen is retiring; Virginia is solid enough Blue territory that Kaine shld be replaced by a Democrat who is serious about preserving American democracy.
Senate reaches deal to reopen government after moderate Democrats cave
Senate Reaches Deal To Reopen Government After Moderate Democrats Cave
Republicans found enough Democrats willing to drop their party's demand to extend soon-to-expire health care subsidies for millions of people.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Shaheen is retiring; Virginia is solid enough Blue territory that Kaine shld be replaced by a Democrat who is serious about preserving American democracy.
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In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
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''And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
''And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I went to a party last weekend, and a young friend of mine asked a dude to guess how old I was, then interrupted him to say the dude’s guess was flattery. I guess it’s cute he thought I was above flattery
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I went to a party last weekend, and a young friend of mine asked a dude to guess how old I was, then interrupted him to say the dude’s guess was flattery. I guess it’s cute he thought I was above flattery
BREAKING: Escaped monkeys only regular monkey level of gross
I know other media outlets around the country are running with "diseased monkeys with COVID, herpes and hepatitis are loose in Mississippi!"
And yes, it makes great clickbait. Those posts have thousands of RTs.
But it's just not accurate. Our factual report by @nickjudin.bsky.social:
And yes, it makes great clickbait. Those posts have thousands of RTs.
But it's just not accurate. Our factual report by @nickjudin.bsky.social:
Lab monkeys from Tulane University have escaped an overturned truck north of the town of Heidelberg, Mississippi.
Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.
buff.ly/16gTRJa
Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.
buff.ly/16gTRJa
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
BREAKING: Escaped monkeys only regular monkey level of gross
I think I can say with certainty that this parlor trick isn’t going to end the world unless the economic meltdown it creates precipitates another world war, which seems not unlikely
There is something truly remarkable about Generative AI.
Several years in this revolution, half of the US GDP dumped to make these tools free, and i can't think of a single generated artifact, text, image, sound, video that had a significant cultural impact.
Several years in this revolution, half of the US GDP dumped to make these tools free, and i can't think of a single generated artifact, text, image, sound, video that had a significant cultural impact.
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I think I can say with certainty that this parlor trick isn’t going to end the world unless the economic meltdown it creates precipitates another world war, which seems not unlikely
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Getting ready for the church bake sale and I had no butter for my famous “kitchen sink cookies.” Went to borrow some from my neighbor Frank but all he had was a tub of Parkay. Midge would roll over in her grave if she saw how he’s living now.
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Getting ready for the church bake sale and I had no butter for my famous “kitchen sink cookies.” Went to borrow some from my neighbor Frank but all he had was a tub of Parkay. Midge would roll over in her grave if she saw how he’s living now.
Let’s just, for argument’s sake, say they, Canada, did cheat: who wants the leader of the U.S. out there sounding like such a whiny little bitch?
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Let’s just, for argument’s sake, say they, Canada, did cheat: who wants the leader of the U.S. out there sounding like such a whiny little bitch?
If you’re 35+ and have to go to parties where costumes aren’t optional, the chances are like 3:1 you’ve accidentally joined a sex cult
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you’re 35+ and have to go to parties where costumes aren’t optional, the chances are like 3:1 you’ve accidentally joined a sex cult