conifer mystic suitkill
@conifersuitkill.bsky.social
(he/they) I sling code for food, I make art & music for some reason + teach people things + do some community org + other stuff + I have to be semi-anon on here, sorry not sorry
Chinga La Migra. Trans Rights. Gun Rights. Food, Not Bombs. No Gods Just Work
Chinga La Migra. Trans Rights. Gun Rights. Food, Not Bombs. No Gods Just Work
Pinned
damn these death metal band logos really kick ass
because I have to pay rent, but someday maybe
Why are you waiting to live as the person you know you can be?
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
because I have to pay rent, but someday maybe
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We’re at the point where this poisonous ideology will seep into every crack in the foundations of every scientific field through shit like this and undermine the whole enterprise of expanding human knowledge. Science simply cannot operate according to people’s backwards beliefs.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We’re at the point where this poisonous ideology will seep into every crack in the foundations of every scientific field through shit like this and undermine the whole enterprise of expanding human knowledge. Science simply cannot operate according to people’s backwards beliefs.
This is a good test, when you think you've identified someone who's rich by any other metric, don't skip this authoritative test. You have to put them in a coma for a decade to be certain
A good way of defining the working class versus the rich who need to be eaten is:
If you could go into a coma for 10 years and wake up richer than you had been, you are not working class.
Literally every billionaire would *make more money* while in a coma.
The coma test.
If you could go into a coma for 10 years and wake up richer than you had been, you are not working class.
Literally every billionaire would *make more money* while in a coma.
The coma test.
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is a good test, when you think you've identified someone who's rich by any other metric, don't skip this authoritative test. You have to put them in a coma for a decade to be certain
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omw to shoot and kill a christmas tree for my family 🇺🇸 👊 🌲
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
omw to shoot and kill a christmas tree for my family 🇺🇸 👊 🌲
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Hey everyone,
I hate asking again, but the movers we hired ripped my family off. Quoted us about $4k then extorted another almost $4k. I’m sick from overwork, will have to miss work to recover and we’re down a lot more than planned.
See quoted posted below for donation links.
Anything helps.
I hate asking again, but the movers we hired ripped my family off. Quoted us about $4k then extorted another almost $4k. I’m sick from overwork, will have to miss work to recover and we’re down a lot more than planned.
See quoted posted below for donation links.
Anything helps.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hey everyone,
I hate asking again, but the movers we hired ripped my family off. Quoted us about $4k then extorted another almost $4k. I’m sick from overwork, will have to miss work to recover and we’re down a lot more than planned.
See quoted posted below for donation links.
Anything helps.
I hate asking again, but the movers we hired ripped my family off. Quoted us about $4k then extorted another almost $4k. I’m sick from overwork, will have to miss work to recover and we’re down a lot more than planned.
See quoted posted below for donation links.
Anything helps.
I am fucking ashamed of my low numbers, just unacceptable
@conifersuitkill.bsky.social has swears! They've used 200 profanities in their last 813 posts.
🥇 "shit" (39 times)
🥈 "fuck" (33 times)
🥉 "fuckin" (22 times)
🥇 "shit" (39 times)
🥈 "fuck" (33 times)
🥉 "fuckin" (22 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am fucking ashamed of my low numbers, just unacceptable
How many fucks do I give @profanity.accountant ?
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
How many fucks do I give @profanity.accountant ?
🎶 cause it's a leafblower symphony, that's life 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🎶 cause it's a leafblower symphony, that's life 🎶
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My printer paper is 11x17 and the dollar store only sells 11x14 picture frames and that's why I wish to see the human race ended.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My printer paper is 11x17 and the dollar store only sells 11x14 picture frames and that's why I wish to see the human race ended.
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How about some free BC download codes? Try something new or an album ya may have missed?
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
How about some free BC download codes? Try something new or an album ya may have missed?
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Another day on beatles star wars dot
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November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Another day on beatles star wars dot
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Turns out they've been around forever
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Turns out they've been around forever
Everybody take a minute to cleanse your eyeholes and soul for a minute. Thanks Molly
i think they might even prefer their fries frozen. we should conduct further testing.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Everybody take a minute to cleanse your eyeholes and soul for a minute. Thanks Molly
free cold brew on tap is as dangerous to me now as free beer on tap was to me as a teenager
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
free cold brew on tap is as dangerous to me now as free beer on tap was to me as a teenager
the best days, for me
theres days when i log on here and have no idea what any of you are talking about. Those are what i call "Good days"
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
the best days, for me
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it's our inaugural release on bargecamp- SECRET JAMS by @themodernfolk.bandcamp.com! 🔊🔊🔊
"experiments in genre, mostly showing our love for punk and power-pop, that didn't fit other places but I believe fit together"
FREE now, exclusively on bargecamp!
www.bargecamp.com/themodernfol...
"experiments in genre, mostly showing our love for punk and power-pop, that didn't fit other places but I believe fit together"
FREE now, exclusively on bargecamp!
www.bargecamp.com/themodernfol...
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it's our inaugural release on bargecamp- SECRET JAMS by @themodernfolk.bandcamp.com! 🔊🔊🔊
"experiments in genre, mostly showing our love for punk and power-pop, that didn't fit other places but I believe fit together"
FREE now, exclusively on bargecamp!
www.bargecamp.com/themodernfol...
"experiments in genre, mostly showing our love for punk and power-pop, that didn't fit other places but I believe fit together"
FREE now, exclusively on bargecamp!
www.bargecamp.com/themodernfol...
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the good lord put me on this earth to chug jim beam and dunkin regular coffee, and im all outta beam
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
the good lord put me on this earth to chug jim beam and dunkin regular coffee, and im all outta beam
same same but different - I was out in pnw rainforest, where there's no also no g0d and lots of infinite darkness
I was not able to see the sweet sky light show last night because there is no g0d and we are all alone in this infinite darkness.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
same same but different - I was out in pnw rainforest, where there's no also no g0d and lots of infinite darkness
Not that I hear this that often lol, but you get the point
It always makes me sad when people hear my music and say "wow you're so talented, I could never do that"
It's not that I'm that talented, it's that I've worked on my music since I was 13
Anyone can make music, make art. Getting "good" is not talent, it's time and effort
We need to teach kids this
It's not that I'm that talented, it's that I've worked on my music since I was 13
Anyone can make music, make art. Getting "good" is not talent, it's time and effort
We need to teach kids this
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Not that I hear this that often lol, but you get the point
It always makes me sad when people hear my music and say "wow you're so talented, I could never do that"
It's not that I'm that talented, it's that I've worked on my music since I was 13
Anyone can make music, make art. Getting "good" is not talent, it's time and effort
We need to teach kids this
It's not that I'm that talented, it's that I've worked on my music since I was 13
Anyone can make music, make art. Getting "good" is not talent, it's time and effort
We need to teach kids this
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It always makes me sad when people hear my music and say "wow you're so talented, I could never do that"
It's not that I'm that talented, it's that I've worked on my music since I was 13
Anyone can make music, make art. Getting "good" is not talent, it's time and effort
We need to teach kids this
It's not that I'm that talented, it's that I've worked on my music since I was 13
Anyone can make music, make art. Getting "good" is not talent, it's time and effort
We need to teach kids this
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“OpenStreetMap is the Wikipedia of maps: a publicly-available database of spacial information that anyone can edit. We sit down with prolific OSM contributor Jackson Kruger to talk about the best ways to use the data, and how to get comfortable with contributing to the project.”
#podcast
#podcast
Demystifying OpenStreetMap
Come learn how to use and contribute to “the Wikipedia of maps,” OpenStreetMap!
streets.mn
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“OpenStreetMap is the Wikipedia of maps: a publicly-available database of spacial information that anyone can edit. We sit down with prolific OSM contributor Jackson Kruger to talk about the best ways to use the data, and how to get comfortable with contributing to the project.”
#podcast
#podcast
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Hey y’all remember how I kept saying every single day for months that the government on a state and federal level was trashing my job and business? Yeah they just killed like 60% of what I had left, maybe more, overnight. As an afterthought. AND THEY ARE NOT DONE YET. I AM STILL RIGHT.
PLEASE HELP
PLEASE HELP
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hey y’all remember how I kept saying every single day for months that the government on a state and federal level was trashing my job and business? Yeah they just killed like 60% of what I had left, maybe more, overnight. As an afterthought. AND THEY ARE NOT DONE YET. I AM STILL RIGHT.
PLEASE HELP
PLEASE HELP