calorie deficit kestis
@confleiks.bsky.social
🇵🇷 • i am poor and my cat is huge • she/they • i make roblox emotes and other minutiae • occasional dog midwife • more stuff soon!!
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the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
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Shoutout to @weratedogs.com who probably singlehandedly shamed Ring into action here. (Or, at least, ruined their week more than their terrible ad did.)
bsky.app/profile/wera...
bsky.app/profile/wera...
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Shoutout to @weratedogs.com who probably singlehandedly shamed Ring into action here. (Or, at least, ruined their week more than their terrible ad did.)
bsky.app/profile/wera...
bsky.app/profile/wera...
Isn't lilly gaddis that bitch who whined about nerds "taking over" and needing to be "put back in their place" like she peaked in high school
No wonder she genuinely thinks white people "invented everything" lmao
No wonder she genuinely thinks white people "invented everything" lmao
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Isn't lilly gaddis that bitch who whined about nerds "taking over" and needing to be "put back in their place" like she peaked in high school
No wonder she genuinely thinks white people "invented everything" lmao
No wonder she genuinely thinks white people "invented everything" lmao
I'll believe in myself because Benito asked me to
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'll believe in myself because Benito asked me to
Im gonna be insufferable at work on Tuesday lmaooo
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Im gonna be insufferable at work on Tuesday lmaooo
Holy fuck that was awesome
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Holy fuck that was awesome
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Babe, you look great. I can barely tell.
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Babe, you look great. I can barely tell.
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Adhd has spoken and adhd has declared slicing the meat into small bites is too time consuming.
Stab the fork into the flesh and bite it instead. Results are satisfactory.
Stab the fork into the flesh and bite it instead. Results are satisfactory.
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Adhd has spoken and adhd has declared slicing the meat into small bites is too time consuming.
Stab the fork into the flesh and bite it instead. Results are satisfactory.
Stab the fork into the flesh and bite it instead. Results are satisfactory.
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This is why we had Jim Crow instead of truth and reconciliation after slavery ended. People are so quick to absolve anyone who pays lip service to changing their mind about human rights violations instead of letting them live with the social consequences of their words
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
This is why we had Jim Crow instead of truth and reconciliation after slavery ended. People are so quick to absolve anyone who pays lip service to changing their mind about human rights violations instead of letting them live with the social consequences of their words
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
roughly 32 hours after opening a new circle of hell in my gi tract, just eating a fuckton of white rice with a whisper of garlic chili oil
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
roughly 32 hours after opening a new circle of hell in my gi tract, just eating a fuckton of white rice with a whisper of garlic chili oil
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
this dude talks like he's trying to meet a word count minimum
"What's your favourite Beatles album, then?"
"Tough one! I think I'd have to say... The Best of The Beatles"
"Tough one! I think I'd have to say... The Best of The Beatles"
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 PM
this dude talks like he's trying to meet a word count minimum
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Had to go out back to grab the shovel from the shed tonight.
God it's fucking cold. I hate the winter...
God it's fucking cold. I hate the winter...
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Had to go out back to grab the shovel from the shed tonight.
God it's fucking cold. I hate the winter...
God it's fucking cold. I hate the winter...
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I always say it's like microdosing being a child celebrity. It's just so obviously bad for your brain but makes you toxically attached to "the number"
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I always say it's like microdosing being a child celebrity. It's just so obviously bad for your brain but makes you toxically attached to "the number"
The left thumbstick on my switch pro controller is starting to drift and im not confident enough in my soldering ability to replace it with the fancy gulikit module
a pile of brown dirt on a white surface
ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white surface
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The left thumbstick on my switch pro controller is starting to drift and im not confident enough in my soldering ability to replace it with the fancy gulikit module
If it snows tomorrow im gonna party (play animal crossing and crochet)
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
If it snows tomorrow im gonna party (play animal crossing and crochet)
ICE IS ON BSKY???
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
ICE IS ON BSKY???
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I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
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I wish every artist a very "drawing something so gleefully stupid you cackle the whole time" at least once this week
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I wish every artist a very "drawing something so gleefully stupid you cackle the whole time" at least once this week
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More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!