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C
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hard pretzels are not food, they are disbursement mechanisms for little knives in your mouth
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Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
It’s amazing how much of this advertising is “you know that thing you were already doing without any issues? What if your phone told you to do it?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Tom Brady’s commentary is somehow about as insufferable as it was when he started doing this
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Tom Brady stfu challenge
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Worth reading til the last drop
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Hey we put all our money in the energy machine that no one can make profitable! We put so much in there that it would ruin everyone if we turn it off. Help or else your 401k will die”
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔄𝔱𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔠 : 168 years of proud history as the premier source of on the toilet reading material for the rich & listless
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Every time
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Listen if you don’t constantly rotate while you sleep you will be unevenly cooked
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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what’s funny (it’s not funny) is how many indie journalists, who—with next to none of the infrastructure propping up the zz’s of the business—not only report incisively on political power but do so without leaving years of embarrassing receipts about their relationships with subjects and sources
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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i wonder how much of Americans' views on driving vs. transit would change if they had to pay for gas/insurance/etc every time they turned on the engine

"i'm not paying $5 to take the train to work twice a day when i can just drive" is a genuine opinion held by so many people
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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i think that, if your net worth ever reaches $1 billion, the entity from It Follows should appear; and the only way to get rid of it would be to get back to $0 net worth
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Which journalist will let slip that "catch-and-kill" is just an normal part of elite source cultivation, you fool, you imbeciles who have no idea how real journalism worke
Since someone cracked and took one for the team, it's clear that Ryan Lizza reversed convention and put the most explicit (and scarring) content in front of, not behind, the paywall.

But this is a major new accusation of Nuzzi killing stories (and more) for RFK Jr.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Mods always attacking my Reddit posts END THE TYRANNY
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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he gave zohran the pass
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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You don't hate the media enough.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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"The time has come for animal-protection organizations, marine parks, aquariums and governments to work together to retire whales and dolphins to sanctuaries and other more enriching environments where they can truly thrive."
Opinion: The age of keeping whales and dolphins in captivity must finally come to an end
Research shows it is not possible for captive cetaceans to thrive in concrete pools
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM