Roxanne Paris Barker
@classicroxanne.bsky.social
Part-time ice cream maker and full-time “What If?” machine. I like writing and death and cute stuff. I exist online at www.classicroxanne.com.
Thanks I hate it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Thanks I hate it.
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i'm mad that teen vogue won't cover this in the way it should be covered bc they fired everyone who would
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i'm mad that teen vogue won't cover this in the way it should be covered bc they fired everyone who would
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
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still marveling at the Democratic party's excuse for folding, "they weren't going to give up, so we had to!"
inspiring stuff
inspiring stuff
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
still marveling at the Democratic party's excuse for folding, "they weren't going to give up, so we had to!"
inspiring stuff
inspiring stuff
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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BLACK SUN: Amorphous Flocks of #Starlings Swell Above the Danish Marshlands - amazing #murmuration #photography by Søren Solkær
Link for more photos: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/sore...
Link for more photos: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/sore...
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
BLACK SUN: Amorphous Flocks of #Starlings Swell Above the Danish Marshlands - amazing #murmuration #photography by Søren Solkær
Link for more photos: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/sore...
Link for more photos: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/sore...
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85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
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If I was really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just buy a lot of Lego sets and spend extended periods in Tokyo, Italy, and France
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If I was really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just buy a lot of Lego sets and spend extended periods in Tokyo, Italy, and France
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tucking dracula into his coffin just before dawn and leaning in to kiss him goodnight on the forehead
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
tucking dracula into his coffin just before dawn and leaning in to kiss him goodnight on the forehead
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The Mean Girls/Seinfeld mashup I didn’t know I needed.
Get in jerk, we're going to the store that's all out of you
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The Mean Girls/Seinfeld mashup I didn’t know I needed.
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Happy Halloween from sneakerhead RL Stine
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Happy Halloween from sneakerhead RL Stine
Hot honey comes from bees with acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hot honey comes from bees with acid reflux
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good morning mr president, its time for your daily dementia test and mri…thats right sir because youre so healthy and smart now lets get you prepped
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
good morning mr president, its time for your daily dementia test and mri…thats right sir because youre so healthy and smart now lets get you prepped
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i don't think about politicians at all, i think about cool guy shit like burgers and hot babes or hot babes eating burgers or anthropomorphic burgers eating hot babes
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i don't think about politicians at all, i think about cool guy shit like burgers and hot babes or hot babes eating burgers or anthropomorphic burgers eating hot babes
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let's pose for a beautiful picture with mama
October 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
let's pose for a beautiful picture with mama
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New concept photo for the White House East Wing Ballroom just dropped
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
New concept photo for the White House East Wing Ballroom just dropped
When poets read someone for filth, the blows hit with surgical precision. 💖
I keep thinking about the three trucks I saw that puttered through the protests today, their limp TRUMP flags flapping flaccid over truck beds that have never seen a Home Depot, their meagre anti-protest a loneliness-chiseled scowl tucked into a vehicle built entirely from overcompensation
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
When poets read someone for filth, the blows hit with surgical precision. 💖
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@abbyhiggs.bsky.social hello from NYC
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social hello from NYC
Protesting against tyranny and kings is as patriotic and American as you can get. Stay safe out there today y’all.
October 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Protesting against tyranny and kings is as patriotic and American as you can get. Stay safe out there today y’all.
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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I like how it looks like a bunch of happy cartoon animals have chased the goons up a tree
October 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I like how it looks like a bunch of happy cartoon animals have chased the goons up a tree
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