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Clark Partridge
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I like to see the seams in a horror movie.

Sled Island is my favourite week of the year.
Fuck.
They’re murdering people in the street and kidnapping people from homes and buying up warehouses for concentration camps, all at the direction of the world’s richest pedophiles who want to prop up their surveillance state powered by the great plagiarism machine

It’s happening now
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Rejoice!
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Wonder how this investigation is going? Seems really really quiet.

#abpoli
#Alberta
#corruptcare
#MraicheControversy
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I'm playing Power Wash Simulator and acting my age
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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Totally useless fact: democrats have won the next election every time a mainline Elder Scrolls came out. Except for morrowind.
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Amen
would be really cool if new film 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE had a winking emoji at the end as official part of the title
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Uhhhh holy shit

merry christmas whoop whoop
Insane Clown Posse vs. GWAR | Hot Ones Versus Holiday Special
YouTube video by First We Feast
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hell yeah! There's been quite a few absolute bangers this year
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Can we finally start eating billionaires?
Connecting these dots is not difficult. Disinformation is an existential threat to free democracy; tech oligarchs loathe democracy and want to see it destroyed so they can rule unchecked; and lo and behold, all the tech money on Earth is plowing into the disinfo machines

inews.co.uk/news/politic...
MI6 chief: Tech giants are closer to running the world than politicians
In first public speech on threats to UK, top spy warns of dangerous power shift amid surge in disinformation
inews.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Christmas vibes
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hell yeah.
Oh yeah that's the stuff
December 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Great description. Doesn't quite capture the "ew" tho
Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Elf on the shelf is a way to teach children about the panopticon. Not to teach them *about* it as much as how to internalize it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
New May Leitz project? I haven't watched yet but it's gonna be worth it. I like May
New YouTube channel dorks
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Thought I looked cute in these shorts.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Here's my healed stomach tattoo from the summer. Gonna grab some flash when i get touchups. It's my 7 year sober tattoo!
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Saw Wine Lips tonight, it was fucking healing. They hit so fucking hard.
Wine Lips - Live at Bloordale Beach
YouTube video by Stomp Records
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Chilling at the Wine Lips show, lamenting that my friends are kinda lame
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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the incarnation of love, the literal avatar of forgiveness, sat down and wove a whip. he had time to calm down, but no. this was a /smouldering/ anger. he had to go get ready for the kind of ass-kicking this needed.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The LeMarchand Configuration should have an emoji.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Like man we are in a coal mine and the canary is jerking off to 50 simultaneous porn videos to achieve ego death
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Rhubarb sour cream pie is my favourite. It's tangy and sour and rich and lovely.
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM