@clairetheegg.bsky.social
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The worst investment you can make in your business is an ad-wrapped Cybertruck. You could be offering to pay me $2.99 for every marg and taco I consume at your restaurant, but it's too late because the marketing dumpster you paid $100k for made me lose my appetite
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The worst investment you can make in your business is an ad-wrapped Cybertruck. You could be offering to pay me $2.99 for every marg and taco I consume at your restaurant, but it's too late because the marketing dumpster you paid $100k for made me lose my appetite
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An idea for this guy
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
An idea for this guy
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log.
This tells me two things:
1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.
(212) 486-4430
This tells me two things:
1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.
(212) 486-4430
hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless Democrats agree to ban all trans health care
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
September 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log.
This tells me two things:
1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.
(212) 486-4430
This tells me two things:
1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.
(212) 486-4430
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people helpfully replying "Trump doesn't have the power to do that" in response to discussions about Trump literally in the process of doing those things
September 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
people helpfully replying "Trump doesn't have the power to do that" in response to discussions about Trump literally in the process of doing those things
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I once figured out where every spice in my spice cabinet fit in the plant evolutionary tree
September 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I once figured out where every spice in my spice cabinet fit in the plant evolutionary tree
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i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious
September 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious
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You can condemn the heinous act of violence that killed Charlie Kirk without celebrating who he was. People are capable of holding two thoughts at the same time.
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You can condemn the heinous act of violence that killed Charlie Kirk without celebrating who he was. People are capable of holding two thoughts at the same time.
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
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Prescribing this year's crop of freshly-transitioning women a heavy dose of "Look at pictures of the women in your family until you can accurately distinguish gender dysphoria from regular body image issues"
September 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Prescribing this year's crop of freshly-transitioning women a heavy dose of "Look at pictures of the women in your family until you can accurately distinguish gender dysphoria from regular body image issues"
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Every person who says "of course there are some uses for LLMs" should be forced to immediately list what those uses are, taking into account that:
a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate
b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs
a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate
b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs
September 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Every person who says "of course there are some uses for LLMs" should be forced to immediately list what those uses are, taking into account that:
a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate
b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs
a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate
b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs
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I believe in the egg prime directive in the same way that any decent starfleet captain believes in the regular prime directive: as something you are supposed and indeed morally compelled to break all the time but that allows you to go "ugh well here I go again" before you do
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I believe in the egg prime directive in the same way that any decent starfleet captain believes in the regular prime directive: as something you are supposed and indeed morally compelled to break all the time but that allows you to go "ugh well here I go again" before you do
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AI policy I'm putting in my Fall syllabi. Feel free to adopt & adapt it.
August 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
AI policy I'm putting in my Fall syllabi. Feel free to adopt & adapt it.
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OLIVER: "Gaza is starving is a sentence that's objectively true, but it's also slightly misleading because it's too passive — Gaza is being starved by Israel."
August 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
OLIVER: "Gaza is starving is a sentence that's objectively true, but it's also slightly misleading because it's too passive — Gaza is being starved by Israel."
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If I animate a Lander token, give it all creature types and then give it flying. I have Elder Dragon High Lander.
July 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If I animate a Lander token, give it all creature types and then give it flying. I have Elder Dragon High Lander.
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Never had such a quick News shot, Punchline chaser before
July 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never had such a quick News shot, Punchline chaser before
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To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
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god i fucking hate a "no ingredients you can't pronounce!" ass bitch. okay sorry you're stupid but i can pronounce plenty of words including skincare ingredients. perhaps check out hooked on phonics and learn to sound out 3 syllable words
July 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
god i fucking hate a "no ingredients you can't pronounce!" ass bitch. okay sorry you're stupid but i can pronounce plenty of words including skincare ingredients. perhaps check out hooked on phonics and learn to sound out 3 syllable words
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the hardest part about transitioning is that you have to change so much of your language because nowadays if i say "i've been getting slammed at work this week they're really busting my balls" i'll have 50 replies from girls saying "need" and "are they hiring"
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the hardest part about transitioning is that you have to change so much of your language because nowadays if i say "i've been getting slammed at work this week they're really busting my balls" i'll have 50 replies from girls saying "need" and "are they hiring"
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2) A provision that would have done away with gender-affirming care under Medicaid.
These are some good wins in an otherwise terrible bill. My staff and I will be fighting to remove the worst provisions from this bill up until the very end. I'll continue to update you as we get more rulings.
These are some good wins in an otherwise terrible bill. My staff and I will be fighting to remove the worst provisions from this bill up until the very end. I'll continue to update you as we get more rulings.
June 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
2) A provision that would have done away with gender-affirming care under Medicaid.
These are some good wins in an otherwise terrible bill. My staff and I will be fighting to remove the worst provisions from this bill up until the very end. I'll continue to update you as we get more rulings.
These are some good wins in an otherwise terrible bill. My staff and I will be fighting to remove the worst provisions from this bill up until the very end. I'll continue to update you as we get more rulings.
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Leftists: "Abolish landlords!"
Progressive Dems: "We need rent control & tenant rights!"
MSNBC: "Dem Reps reasonable reforms vs. extremist demands."
Result: The once "radical" bill passes as the "middle ground."
This is what a 'working' Lefty / Dem pipeline would look like in action if possible.
Progressive Dems: "We need rent control & tenant rights!"
MSNBC: "Dem Reps reasonable reforms vs. extremist demands."
Result: The once "radical" bill passes as the "middle ground."
This is what a 'working' Lefty / Dem pipeline would look like in action if possible.
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Leftists: "Abolish landlords!"
Progressive Dems: "We need rent control & tenant rights!"
MSNBC: "Dem Reps reasonable reforms vs. extremist demands."
Result: The once "radical" bill passes as the "middle ground."
This is what a 'working' Lefty / Dem pipeline would look like in action if possible.
Progressive Dems: "We need rent control & tenant rights!"
MSNBC: "Dem Reps reasonable reforms vs. extremist demands."
Result: The once "radical" bill passes as the "middle ground."
This is what a 'working' Lefty / Dem pipeline would look like in action if possible.