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Chris
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Some football, some comics, some films, some music, some other stuff probably. He/Him.
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New followers please don't be offended if I say something mean about your football club. Please be assured it's nothing worse than I've said about my own.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I will not stand for this John Wick 4 slander
I appreciate it's probably not Keanu Reeves' fault, as these decisions are probably made by fat, cigar-chomping moguls with spinning dollar sign wheels for eyes, but every single sequel starring Reeves has been fucking awful. Should have stopped at the first film, every time.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Eckert seems to have hit upon the revolutionary tactic of playing our best players in their best positions. Incredibly, it turns out that that’s a fairly effective plan.

#SaintsFC
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That's my emotional support Comfortable Win Over Leicester City
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I see what's happened. Will Still had goals set to "off"
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Have I ever listened to Hey Jude by The Beatles? Absolutely not. It's addressed to Jude, not me. What about Annie's Song by John Denver? Nope. Not my song so none of my business. Everyone should treat the private communications of musicians with the same level of respect as I do.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So I'm meant believe that this bloke has been hanging out with Kiera Knightley at her house on the reg and it never came up that she has a brother?
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Happy Doctor Who Day and welcome to my podcast. Today we're doing a deep dive on the subject of missing episodes. Which episodes do you wish had gone missing, and what can we do to make that happen?
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Inside you there are two wolves

That's because you ticked the box for "wolf threesome" when completing the form

You can withdraw consent at any time though, it's cool
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
We'll know that working time travel has been invented when Fight Club becomes the biggest movie ever, as people go back to 1999 in their thousands to see Jared Leto get punched in the face on the big screen.
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You should do a joke about how Nottingham is on the Trent and Liverpool are missing Trent. I'm sure you can find a way to make those ingredients work.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Saints keeping a clean sheet was, to be fair, somehow more implausible than scoring 5 in the first half
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Turns out Saints just needed the freedom and confidence that comes when it finally clicks? Who knew
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
4-0 up away from home inside 22 minutes against Nathan fucking Jones
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Not sure what the fuck is happening at The Valley but Will Still must be throwing things across the room right now
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Miserable weather outside but at least I'm seated for the Revenge of Nathan Jones?
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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New meme format just dropped:
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pleased to report that today, on my fourth attempt, I finally watched more than 10 minutes of Citizen Kane. In fact I made it through the whole thing. It's decent.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM