Chris
@chrisjfleming.bsky.social
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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PENTIMENT STREAM CONTINUES
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January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
PENTIMENT STREAM CONTINUES
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The leader of Antifa
a woman says i 'm scared about how much i need wine while wearing a hat
Alt: a woman says i 'm scared about how much i need wine while wearing a hat
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January 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The leader of Antifa
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Every year, I put in a proposal for a panel called "An Hour Of Your Life You'll Never Get Back: Five Old White Dudes Talk Condescendingly About Why Dune Is The Only Important Science Fiction Novel," but for some reason they never put it into the schedule. I'm being censored by the Worldcon Elites.
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January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Every year, I put in a proposal for a panel called "An Hour Of Your Life You'll Never Get Back: Five Old White Dudes Talk Condescendingly About Why Dune Is The Only Important Science Fiction Novel," but for some reason they never put it into the schedule. I'm being censored by the Worldcon Elites.
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spent the last few days on the verge of crashing out. i must return the teachings of my mentor.
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
spent the last few days on the verge of crashing out. i must return the teachings of my mentor.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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most of your problems would be solved if you just drank more water
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
most of your problems would be solved if you just drank more water
Read this instead of Sapiens, it’s the exact same message but better and funnier.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Read this instead of Sapiens, it’s the exact same message but better and funnier.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, became commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, blew up the Death Star.
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, became commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
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Tonight you will be visited by three spirits.
December 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits.
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
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Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)
December 15, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)
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I don’t care.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don’t care.
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A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
November 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
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TFW i look at the floor in my home after a bunch of children have been enjoying bagels
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
TFW i look at the floor in my home after a bunch of children have been enjoying bagels
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Happy (almost) first week of winter! Stay warm out there folks 💙🧡💛 #thething #80shorror
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy (almost) first week of winter! Stay warm out there folks 💙🧡💛 #thething #80shorror