Oklahoma Brandtbert
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Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
Pinned
Trump just announced Fox host Dan Bongino as his pick for deputy FBI director.
Yes. Dan Bongino.
Yes. Dan Bongino.
I’ve been blocked on Twitter by the deputy fbi director for repeatedly asking if he’ll be my Dad Bongino.
Need me one of these shirts.
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Need me one of these shirts.
I hated my grandma too. But she was crazy racist.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I hated my grandma too. But she was crazy racist.
For those wanting, nah, needing multiple sclerosis
My biggest issue with the MSNBC rebrand to MS NOW is the space between the S and the N. For no reason. It's physically hard to look at. Why did you do that.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
For those wanting, nah, needing multiple sclerosis
As read by King Herod.
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As read by King Herod.
Fucking hack.
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fucking hack.
Couldn’t be my team.
this is the part of the season where “none of these teams are any good” evolves into “nobody’s played any good teams”
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Couldn’t be my team.
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Guys while this is technically true, his last name is Kennedy not Jones so tread lightly.
i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Guys while this is technically true, his last name is Kennedy not Jones so tread lightly.
But if you remove the worm, you might not be able to play the Holophoner, Fry.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
But if you remove the worm, you might not be able to play the Holophoner, Fry.
Boola Boola
Lolllll boomer sooner baby
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Boola Boola
I get so mad about this line of thinking because I’m a beer salesman from northeast Oklahoma and I knew.
The “swing” voter in Pennsylvania who googled “Trump Kamala economy” the day before the election did not know Russ Vought and Stephen Miller would function as the president. I think about that every day.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I get so mad about this line of thinking because I’m a beer salesman from northeast Oklahoma and I knew.
They are all buddies when the cameras are off. They laugh at us, joke around with each other. They are the performers for the circus.
Raskin is probably trolling, but I have seen him walk onto the House floor with Lauren Boebert. Weirder things have happened. He once joked he looked forward to disagreeing with Liz Cheney on everything again.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
They are all buddies when the cameras are off. They laugh at us, joke around with each other. They are the performers for the circus.
Bring back baseball player candy bars. Holy shit. The motherlode.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Bring back baseball player candy bars. Holy shit. The motherlode.
Grew up 20 miles outside of Tulsa. Didn’t know about the Tulsa race riots till I was a freshman in college.
I didn’t believe they occurred. I was certain that if something that big had occurred 20 miles from my house, I would have learned about it in school.
I didn’t believe they occurred. I was certain that if something that big had occurred 20 miles from my house, I would have learned about it in school.
The hill I'll die the hardest on is that almost everything "WE WERE NEVER TAUGHT IN SCHOOL" (slavery, Irish famine, etc) is stuff that you were taught in school but weren't paying any attention to because you were 14 and thinking about girls/boys/football/scifi/all of the above instead of the lesson
The comments here that are questioning the history curriculum: WE LEARN THIS IN SCHOOL. I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE MISS THIS.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Grew up 20 miles outside of Tulsa. Didn’t know about the Tulsa race riots till I was a freshman in college.
I didn’t believe they occurred. I was certain that if something that big had occurred 20 miles from my house, I would have learned about it in school.
I didn’t believe they occurred. I was certain that if something that big had occurred 20 miles from my house, I would have learned about it in school.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (about OU’s defense, special teams and lastly offense)
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (about OU’s defense, special teams and lastly offense)
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Ken Burns's new 12 hour documentary, "Jorts" follows the history of this uniquely American clothing item.
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ken Burns's new 12 hour documentary, "Jorts" follows the history of this uniquely American clothing item.
Made a Shirley temple but subbed Fresca for ginger ale. Pretty good.
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Made a Shirley temple but subbed Fresca for ginger ale. Pretty good.
This is incredible.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is incredible.
I like local commercials. The actors have regular people teeth.
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I like local commercials. The actors have regular people teeth.
Teddy Ruxpin said that shit constantly.
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Teddy Ruxpin said that shit constantly.
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
I was just scrolling top down, like normal, and bam genocide from a sonic skeet.
Hmmm kid1 is playing sonic frontiers and it's been a few years since we first played it
I forgot that it was about genocide
I forgot that it was about genocide
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I was just scrolling top down, like normal, and bam genocide from a sonic skeet.
Kaine being madder at people criticizing him and his colleagues than he is about health care premiums doubling tells you all you need to know about democrats
Tim Kaine: "I don't tell Ro Khanna or AOC or anybody else who you should pick as your House leader, because I got a full time job being a senator. I don't need to freelance opinions about House leadership. They should focus on their own leadership and let senators do what we need to do."
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Kaine being madder at people criticizing him and his colleagues than he is about health care premiums doubling tells you all you need to know about democrats
I invited myself to eat thanksgiving dinner with my dad at Ruth’s Chris and yall this looks like the best thanksgiving meal of all time. Holy moly.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I invited myself to eat thanksgiving dinner with my dad at Ruth’s Chris and yall this looks like the best thanksgiving meal of all time. Holy moly.
I see people wanting to compare this OU team to 2000 team but I think it’s closer to 02 tOSU. Craig Krenzel won a national championship
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I see people wanting to compare this OU team to 2000 team but I think it’s closer to 02 tOSU. Craig Krenzel won a national championship