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Oklahoma Brandtbert
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Please Abraham, I’m not that man.
Just shootin’ the skeet.
Oracle of Oklahoma
3rd Amendment Lover
Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Ok you’re gonna love this. I got a guy coming Friday to mount it. So I went around my house a measured every dresser we had. My kids dresser in her room one inch shorter than my entertainment “dresser”. Stole that shit bumped them together, put some hard cardboard down bam. Long enough. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Bro first Tasha Yar, now this?
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
And so my wife called our publicist and admitted that I was having an affair with

Jim.
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Need me one of these shirts.
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Bring back baseball player candy bars. Holy shit. The motherlode.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (about OU’s defense, special teams and lastly offense)
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
We are very sleepy this morning.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Christian’s when reading gods laws.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don’t know her personally but I do know she found this irresistible
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I get it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Welcome my tennis elbow brethren!
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Coming to save the Republic!
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I sure will. He’s so sweet but a big ol scaredy cat and likes to hide in the closet. So I laid some blankets down and made him a little pallet. 😂
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
She’s damned adorable and I bet the sweetest baby. This is obi. He can’t do anything but he’s very sweet and cute.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The columnist-the residence.
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Not to be confused with Sam & Ella’s in Tahlequah.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We have metamorphosed into Vedder.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I got you.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Repost with a fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Meesa thinks this is wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My kids 7th grade history teacher is part of the NFL Armstead family and is apparently a LSU fan. I really hope my kid relays my message.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We quadbox’n.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM