Chris 'Evo' Evans
@chrisevoevans.bsky.social
The Reticule, games, graps, football, NFL and random musings.
Same name as I am on the bird app!
Same name as I am on the bird app!
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Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
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Want to see your writing in glorious print? In ON3 we are going to mentor and showcase new voices. Email [email protected] with an example of your work and any relevant experience by 8th Feb. on.games
#GamesJournalism #GamesWriting
#GamesJournalism #GamesWriting
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Want to see your writing in glorious print? In ON3 we are going to mentor and showcase new voices. Email [email protected] with an example of your work and any relevant experience by 8th Feb. on.games
#GamesJournalism #GamesWriting
#GamesJournalism #GamesWriting
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Joe Root has now scored no less than sixty centuries in international cricket.
This is impressive, but he has none in Iceland.
We remain the final frontier for so many greats.
Can he do it on a lava bedded wicket in Reykjavík?
This is impressive, but he has none in Iceland.
We remain the final frontier for so many greats.
Can he do it on a lava bedded wicket in Reykjavík?
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Joe Root has now scored no less than sixty centuries in international cricket.
This is impressive, but he has none in Iceland.
We remain the final frontier for so many greats.
Can he do it on a lava bedded wicket in Reykjavík?
This is impressive, but he has none in Iceland.
We remain the final frontier for so many greats.
Can he do it on a lava bedded wicket in Reykjavík?
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Freelance Work: I'm on the hunt for a coder/webdev to assist on @rpgsite.net enhancing & maintaining our 100% custom backend, Mist Engine, & on spinning up exciting new projects. Knowledge of Elixir/Phoenix a must, Go desirable. Rates negotiable, and a chance for regular recurring work out of this.
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Freelance Work: I'm on the hunt for a coder/webdev to assist on @rpgsite.net enhancing & maintaining our 100% custom backend, Mist Engine, & on spinning up exciting new projects. Knowledge of Elixir/Phoenix a must, Go desirable. Rates negotiable, and a chance for regular recurring work out of this.
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Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
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Head canon:
Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.
Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.
Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Head canon:
Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.
Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.
Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
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This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 AM
This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
This was a fun read, actually made me think of the Giants in a positive light for once! Not a bitter Pats fan here, not one bit 😬
‘I know I’ll be seeing you again soon.’ – John Harbaugh to Tim Salouros, the owner of the restaurant where the Giants took him.
@conororr.bsky.social shares all the details of the dinner that sealed the deal: www.si.com/nfl/inside-j...
@conororr.bsky.social shares all the details of the dinner that sealed the deal: www.si.com/nfl/inside-j...
Inside the Meal That Sealed the Deal for the Giants and John Harbaugh
The restaurant owner goes through his custom menu with SI and tells us the coach said: ‘I know I’ll be seeing you again soon.’
www.si.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This was a fun read, actually made me think of the Giants in a positive light for once! Not a bitter Pats fan here, not one bit 😬
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The interview with Legend in the Radio Times is absolutely brilliant
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The interview with Legend in the Radio Times is absolutely brilliant
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Jauan Jennings has the same number of career playoff passing TDs (2) as:
🔘 Justin Herbert
🔘 Jay Cutler
🔘 RG3
🔘 Geno Smith
🔘 Tim Tebow
🔘 Doug Flutie
🔘 Kordell Stewart
🔘 Mac Jones
🔘 Mitchell Trubisky
*not a complete list, just having some fun
🔘 Justin Herbert
🔘 Jay Cutler
🔘 RG3
🔘 Geno Smith
🔘 Tim Tebow
🔘 Doug Flutie
🔘 Kordell Stewart
🔘 Mac Jones
🔘 Mitchell Trubisky
*not a complete list, just having some fun
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Jauan Jennings has the same number of career playoff passing TDs (2) as:
🔘 Justin Herbert
🔘 Jay Cutler
🔘 RG3
🔘 Geno Smith
🔘 Tim Tebow
🔘 Doug Flutie
🔘 Kordell Stewart
🔘 Mac Jones
🔘 Mitchell Trubisky
*not a complete list, just having some fun
🔘 Justin Herbert
🔘 Jay Cutler
🔘 RG3
🔘 Geno Smith
🔘 Tim Tebow
🔘 Doug Flutie
🔘 Kordell Stewart
🔘 Mac Jones
🔘 Mitchell Trubisky
*not a complete list, just having some fun
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
I'm no naval historian, but even I know "battleships" were generally superceded by carriers in WW2, and so can't be considered a new type...
@dreadships.bsky.social looking forward to your takedown of this idiocy!
@dreadships.bsky.social looking forward to your takedown of this idiocy!
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm no naval historian, but even I know "battleships" were generally superceded by carriers in WW2, and so can't be considered a new type...
@dreadships.bsky.social looking forward to your takedown of this idiocy!
@dreadships.bsky.social looking forward to your takedown of this idiocy!
Picked up Red Dead on the Switch, and now wondering why I didn't finish Red Dead 2 on the PlayStation. Might need to revisit that!
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Picked up Red Dead on the Switch, and now wondering why I didn't finish Red Dead 2 on the PlayStation. Might need to revisit that!
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This is a brilliant tale of what goes wrong when institutional knowledge goes down the drain.
mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This is a brilliant tale of what goes wrong when institutional knowledge goes down the drain.
mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day...
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A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about (gift article).
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Did the C.I.A. Lose a Nuclear Device in the Himalayas? (Gift Article)
A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about (gift article).
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns
September 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns
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🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not be proceeding with proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. 24yo striker travelled to Germany for #FCBayern move but #CFC requested Senegal int’l returns to London 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not proceed with Nicolas Jackson loan after Liam Delap injury
Delap sustained a hamstring injury during Saturday's victory over Fulham.
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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I feel like there’s two “25 years ago”s and one of them is the year 2000 where we had like computers and the internet and email and shit and the other one “25 years ago” is a mixture of 1978 and somewhere around 1800
August 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I feel like there’s two “25 years ago”s and one of them is the year 2000 where we had like computers and the internet and email and shit and the other one “25 years ago” is a mixture of 1978 and somewhere around 1800
If anyone wants to get stuck into a sci-fi indie title, The Signal from Tolva is well worth your time.
I played it at EGX way back when, and probably should boot it up again!
thereticule.wordpress.com/2016/09/24/t...
I played it at EGX way back when, and probably should boot it up again!
thereticule.wordpress.com/2016/09/24/t...
June 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If anyone wants to get stuck into a sci-fi indie title, The Signal from Tolva is well worth your time.
I played it at EGX way back when, and probably should boot it up again!
thereticule.wordpress.com/2016/09/24/t...
I played it at EGX way back when, and probably should boot it up again!
thereticule.wordpress.com/2016/09/24/t...
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