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Unbelievably, new Georgia Tech running back Justice Haynes is not related to last year’s Georgia Tech running back Jamal Haynes, and of course neither is related to Georgia Tech QB Haynes King bc that is not how names work
If there is a good player named Haynes, Georgia Tech will find you.
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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But in short:

Fav: GT
Most hated: Liberty
Happy when they lose: the entire SEC (less Vandy) + Clemson, FSU, Ohio St, Penn St
January 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Now with much improved SICKO MODE (rank every team) cashlock-code.github.io/fbs-affectio...
fbs-affection-ranking
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January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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The first time I read this, I thought, "What is this nonsense?" Then I read it again and realized that they're absolutely right.

(Never played "Peak." My kid is a huge fan and nodded along enthusiastically to every word of this.)
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I don’t have an NFL team and I mostly stick to CFB until January. I need a guide to jumping in to NFL right now as a college fan.
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Share your CFB feelings (to hell with Georgia)

cashlock-code.github.io/fbs-affectio...
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Share your CFB feelings (to hell with Georgia)

cashlock-code.github.io/fbs-affectio...
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Get the crossbar next
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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This series has been a little light for me over the holidays.
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
If the administration was confident, they would pin the blame on the individual ICE agent and move on. They won't because they are afraid. Most people are not with them. Even people on different sides of immigration don't want to see lawless murder. Mourn the victims but keep showing up. We'll win.
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Mad and need a way to help and in California, check out your local rapid response network: immigrantchild.ucsf.edu/rapid-respon...
Rapid Response Networks (California) | Center of Excellence for Immigrant Child Health and Wellbeing
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January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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This angle. My god.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
ICE reportedly shot someone at Portland and 33/34. Mspt saying bullets, could be less lethal 20+ agents on site, MPD and ambulances responding. Helicopters overhead
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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they should have to kill more pop tarts after every stage of the playoff
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Who needs Kiffin when you have kicker
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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I find Michael Irvin kind of endearing because even though he is an all-time great football player who has won everything you can in the sport, he seems to go through the same range and intensity of emotions during Miami games as I do when I’ve had nine beers and the Dawgs are on TV
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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yelling something wild like "GOD MADE THIS" while the police try to detain him
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Pitch and wah
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Pop tart bowl appreciator and crafty kid

cc @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My daughter is making a costume
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Emoji for every bowl in rough date order
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