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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · Aug 13

Posted some of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social inspired songs I've recorded. My personal fave is the Friday Night Lights / Explosions in the Sky rip off. I love working on these to learn new genres and production techniques.

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 22h

The Monty Python Black Knight, but can somehow convert a 4th down with no limbs

Dave Wilson @dwil.bsky.social · 23h

Son of an old-school East Texas ball coach who was raised the Lobo Way, the tall tales of Haynes King explain his rise to being the toughest sumbitch out there. Story with the great @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social
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'Toughest player I've ever seen': The Legend of Haynes King

Stories about how the quarterback became one of the quirkiest, toughest and most insatiable players in college football.

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 1d

Have a friend that worked at the CDC, and they would go to conventions where some of the exhibitors would be for gruesome stuff like body bags for mass casualty events...and yet

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 4d

Big yikes to those ugly Miami uniforms

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 4d

Built a mini pedal board for my office setup

Power supply, nanocortex, looper, tub screamer, tuner

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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 4d

youtube tv multiview request: put the scores on the screen for each game in the build a multiview screen

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 6d

I need to know if people are doing donations (amount of cans, type of produce) that are designed to antagonize their rivals...or if this is too dicey in a religious context

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 7d

Talks a big game, literally falls apart under pressure

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 7d

Saw DMB perform a few weeks ago and the youths are getting into it

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 8d

This is the normie take - not special. Nazis are obviously evil video game cannon fodder you don’t have to feel bad mini-gunning. Like bug aliens and terminators.

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 8d

I had different “it’s cool when Nazi take Ls” phases from Indiana Jones to Wolfenstein the the gif of that one guy getting punched

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 9d

Disappointed to find out Chip Roy is a real person and not part of the Succession extended universe

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 9d

I think I can only go to 9 out of 10 on the football stress meter now after surviving the ungodly UGA overtimes last season. It burned out part of the system.

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 9d

First day in business prison, what you do is, you find the Final Boss Nanni, and you either kick his ass or negotiate a partnership agreement.

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 9d

no, because I am Work Final Boss and nobody can defeat me

It’s Courtney. @hersoulwrites.bsky.social · 9d

Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.

You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 9d

Ref did the "receiver juggled the ball" hand motion after an incomplete pass and my daughter asked why he was doing 6-7

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 11d

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 11d

NEVER* IN DOUBT

*for the last few minutes

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11d

no kings but haynes king

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 12d

I salute your efforts for the greater good

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 14d

There are only two vibes available to me when I am on a work trip by myself, and I vacillate wildly and unpredictably between them: Lady Spy On A Secret Mission or Person At The Beginning Of The Infomercial Who Bumbles Through Simple Tasks

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 16d

Larry tried being CEO a little and was like "this is not fun"

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 16d

Google founders peacing out makes them the most relatable of the big tech founders

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 19d

I will have no comment on Arizona State possibly starting Jeff Sims at QB in one of the Big 12's biggest games of the year in this, the year 2025

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 21d

HUMP DAY USA

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 21d

Just threw it on streaming not expecting anything and...whew buddy

Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 22d

Learning about the future of CNN in an abandoned mall (see signage)

CNN folks under a sign with directions to restrooms and intimate apparel