Carlsbad bad man
@carltoncaseiii.bsky.social
Rock and roll alien, a turducken of music, movies, and comic books.
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Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
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Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.
Youth Pastor after performing a rocking guitar solo: AI would like to talk to you about Jesus
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Youth Pastor after performing a rocking guitar solo: AI would like to talk to you about Jesus
Introduce yourself with five concerts
Neil Young
Wet Leg
Cabeza de Chivo
Weird Al
Har Mar Superstar
Neil Young
Wet Leg
Cabeza de Chivo
Weird Al
Har Mar Superstar
introduce yourself with five concerts
(i will do the best)
faith no more
nick cave
jeff rosenstock
grateful dead
neil young
(i will do the best)
faith no more
nick cave
jeff rosenstock
grateful dead
neil young
Introduce with 5 concerts
The Specials
Jason Isbell (2x)
Barry Manilow (3x and each one was a delight)
The Chicks
Beastie Boys
The Specials
Jason Isbell (2x)
Barry Manilow (3x and each one was a delight)
The Chicks
Beastie Boys
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts
Neil Young
Wet Leg
Cabeza de Chivo
Weird Al
Har Mar Superstar
Neil Young
Wet Leg
Cabeza de Chivo
Weird Al
Har Mar Superstar
Maybe I'm missing the point of these movies but Avatar: Fire and Ash is nearly unwatchable. I know it's about the spectacle but the story is so incredibly dumb.
January 21, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Maybe I'm missing the point of these movies but Avatar: Fire and Ash is nearly unwatchable. I know it's about the spectacle but the story is so incredibly dumb.
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ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
Dude, Danny Elfman playing drums for Asap Rocky on SNL, wild.
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Dude, Danny Elfman playing drums for Asap Rocky on SNL, wild.
Whatever happened to just being passively evil?
January 17, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Whatever happened to just being passively evil?
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Kash Patel always looks like he just Quantum Leaped.
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he just Quantum Leaped.
Sometimes heroism comes dribbling along when you least expect it and gets all over you.
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Sometimes heroism comes dribbling along when you least expect it and gets all over you.
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
I can't get over the fact the NFL is hiring a global accounts receivable manager and the top end of their salary is $120k, the NFL with it's bottomless pockets wants an adult to manage their global accounts receivables for max $120k.
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I can't get over the fact the NFL is hiring a global accounts receivable manager and the top end of their salary is $120k, the NFL with it's bottomless pockets wants an adult to manage their global accounts receivables for max $120k.
Those death panels could really come in handy right about now
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Those death panels could really come in handy right about now
for a guy who eats a lot of McDonald's and hates socialized medicine, that socialized medicine sure is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in keeping him alive
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
for a guy who eats a lot of McDonald's and hates socialized medicine, that socialized medicine sure is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in keeping him alive
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ernest never goes anywhere these days
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
ernest never goes anywhere these days
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i learn something new every day and i’m sick of it
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
i learn something new every day and i’m sick of it
a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
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How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
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if i was a billionaire i would probably hatch a lot of zany schemes to kill the other billionaires
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
if i was a billionaire i would probably hatch a lot of zany schemes to kill the other billionaires
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installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
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Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises