Captain Anarchy; Larian Hater
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NO MINORS | Official Fredo-verse side character | He/They | 26 | Hockey, Punk, Protest | Dunkin hater residing in Dunkinland | mastodon.social/@captanarchy
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we will greet them as liberators
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
we will greet them as liberators
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How do you do fellow protestors
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
How do you do fellow protestors
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This is patriotism. This is its fruit.
To be a patriot, to be a nationalist, is to be evil. It is the worship of an imaginary entity, the subordination of all moral values to a ghost. Every single person who claims the mantle of patriotism is Nazi waiting for their chance.
To be a patriot, to be a nationalist, is to be evil. It is the worship of an imaginary entity, the subordination of all moral values to a ghost. Every single person who claims the mantle of patriotism is Nazi waiting for their chance.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 PM
This is patriotism. This is its fruit.
To be a patriot, to be a nationalist, is to be evil. It is the worship of an imaginary entity, the subordination of all moral values to a ghost. Every single person who claims the mantle of patriotism is Nazi waiting for their chance.
To be a patriot, to be a nationalist, is to be evil. It is the worship of an imaginary entity, the subordination of all moral values to a ghost. Every single person who claims the mantle of patriotism is Nazi waiting for their chance.
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Anti-poor brutality and deprivation. Bullwhips on the backs of Haitian refugees. Highways of Death and Shock and Awe. Torture camps for gay kids. A trillion dollars of our blood and sweat turned into cluster bombs and stock dividends every year. Kidnapping and slave catching. Patriots, all.
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Anti-poor brutality and deprivation. Bullwhips on the backs of Haitian refugees. Highways of Death and Shock and Awe. Torture camps for gay kids. A trillion dollars of our blood and sweat turned into cluster bombs and stock dividends every year. Kidnapping and slave catching. Patriots, all.
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I've been alive since 1983. I've been following The News since 1995. In that entire span of time, I have only seen death and misery from patriotism. From patriots, I have only seen cruelty, destruction, and sneering domination. Not once has patriotism driven someone to good, only to evil.
January 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I've been alive since 1983. I've been following The News since 1995. In that entire span of time, I have only seen death and misery from patriotism. From patriots, I have only seen cruelty, destruction, and sneering domination. Not once has patriotism driven someone to good, only to evil.
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I dunno maybe peacefully protesting people act8vely trying to shutdown your internal organs isnt the best way to get them to stop
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I dunno maybe peacefully protesting people act8vely trying to shutdown your internal organs isnt the best way to get them to stop
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Reminder that this green gas can cause liver failure
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Reminder that this green gas can cause liver failure
Clair Obscur: AISLOP 33
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has set the world record for most Game of the Year awards, surpassing FromSoftware's Elden Ring. https://bit.ly/4pSTNF7
January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Clair Obscur: AISLOP 33
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Immediate punishment for speaking out against the regime.
Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Immediate punishment for speaking out against the regime.
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ICE is tasing children outside of their doctor's appointment and kidnapping them, many to never be seen again. Glad you enjoyed your stupid little hockey game though.
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
ICE is tasing children outside of their doctor's appointment and kidnapping them, many to never be seen again. Glad you enjoyed your stupid little hockey game though.
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that's so unlike him
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
that's so unlike him
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Year after year decade after decade and you fucking people presume to try to shame me into voting for your horse shit. I WAS THERE WHEN OBAMA BAILED OUT THE BANKS AND DIDN'T PROSECUTE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION I WAS THERE WHEN HILLARY CLINTON ENTHUSIASTICALLY SUPPORTED THE IRAQ WAR I WAS THERE.
every cowardly excuse about checks and balances democrats deployed in defense of their do-nothing presidents suddenly falls flat when abolishing ice comes up funny that huh "no it's good actually as long as we're in power" fuck off
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Year after year decade after decade and you fucking people presume to try to shame me into voting for your horse shit. I WAS THERE WHEN OBAMA BAILED OUT THE BANKS AND DIDN'T PROSECUTE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION I WAS THERE WHEN HILLARY CLINTON ENTHUSIASTICALLY SUPPORTED THE IRAQ WAR I WAS THERE.
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This profoundly evil little freak is also the final form of something I've been calling Office Brain for years, a type of guy who touched computer so hard he forgot the physical world exists. Bro thinks AI can rotate his tires or give him a haircut
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This profoundly evil little freak is also the final form of something I've been calling Office Brain for years, a type of guy who touched computer so hard he forgot the physical world exists. Bro thinks AI can rotate his tires or give him a haircut
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Ask yourself: do you want the capitalists to be in charge as this gets worse. And if not what are you doing to change that
The world has entered “an era of global water bankruptcy” with irreversible consequences, according to a new United Nations report. https://cnn.it/4qxGTNX
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Ask yourself: do you want the capitalists to be in charge as this gets worse. And if not what are you doing to change that
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This is easily the best time in 40 years to get into cocaine. If you've been putting it off, don't wait any longer!
GAO report finds use of Coast Guard in crackdown on migrants hurt its ability to intercept illegal drugs being smuggled into country. www.tampabay.com/news/florida... via @tampabaytimes.bsky.social
Did migrant crisis hamper Coast Guard’s drug efforts in Florida?
The Coast Guard announced record drug busts the same week that a report found that responding to migrants got in the way of seizing drugs.
www.tampabay.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
This is easily the best time in 40 years to get into cocaine. If you've been putting it off, don't wait any longer!
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I'd like to place a bet on a random unexpected Greenland invasion sometime next month, which every liberal will condemn but say needed to happen for US strategic interests.
BREAKING
President Trump says he will not be imposing tariffs as planned on February 1st due to a meeting he had with the Secretary General of NATO.
Unclear what this framework is that he’s referring to.
President Trump says he will not be imposing tariffs as planned on February 1st due to a meeting he had with the Secretary General of NATO.
Unclear what this framework is that he’s referring to.
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I'd like to place a bet on a random unexpected Greenland invasion sometime next month, which every liberal will condemn but say needed to happen for US strategic interests.
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It's gonna be Gordon Freeman
Half-Life 3 confirmed
Half-Life 3 confirmed
Chris Pratt teases surprise characters for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie https://nintendoeverything.com/chris-pratt-teases-surprise-characters-for-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It's gonna be Gordon Freeman
Half-Life 3 confirmed
Half-Life 3 confirmed
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did she say something mean about jeffrey epstein or something?
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
did she say something mean about jeffrey epstein or something?
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We still have a leader of a sovereign nation and his wife locked in a cage in New York City
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 PM
We still have a leader of a sovereign nation and his wife locked in a cage in New York City
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(Someone who thinks there’s a significant difference between bill clinton and George Bush) Lenin is exactly like adolf hitler
August 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(Someone who thinks there’s a significant difference between bill clinton and George Bush) Lenin is exactly like adolf hitler
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nationalist shit talking is a fun way to distract ourselves from the international moneyed pedophile class moving into open conflict with each other
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 PM
nationalist shit talking is a fun way to distract ourselves from the international moneyed pedophile class moving into open conflict with each other
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Back in like 2012, before I transitioned, a woman I know told me, apropos of nothing and completely unprompted, that she could accept her son being anything when he grew up, except trans. This was a very liberal, progressive woman.
I do have to point out that even with a more-accepting society, there is a gulf between "I am okay with queers" and "I am okay with my kid being a queer". People can support LGBT rights in the abstract and then get spooked when their own precious cinnamon roll makes them a "non-traditional family".
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Back in like 2012, before I transitioned, a woman I know told me, apropos of nothing and completely unprompted, that she could accept her son being anything when he grew up, except trans. This was a very liberal, progressive woman.
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A lot of Europeans are being sanctimonious despite the fact that 20% of their parliament is the “Holocaust wasn’t THAT bad” party
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
A lot of Europeans are being sanctimonious despite the fact that 20% of their parliament is the “Holocaust wasn’t THAT bad” party
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listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.