Capn B
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there's nothing embarrassing about being a warrior, mom
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this whole piece is fascinating but this section really stuck out to me as why so many people are the way they are. they project trump himself onto themselves, and he is their identity. an attack on trump is a direct attack on them
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
this whole piece is fascinating but this section really stuck out to me as why so many people are the way they are. they project trump himself onto themselves, and he is their identity. an attack on trump is a direct attack on them
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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come find me! laserdisc.party/@nsmckinnon
Noah S. McKinnon (@[email protected])
8.88K Posts, 240 Following, 336 Followers · I’ve got a to-do list longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song.
Teacher by trade, classicist by training, baseball fan by calling, Communist by choice. Mem...
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October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
come find me! laserdisc.party/@nsmckinnon
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Not just unrepentant, but straight up saying the critics are disgusting.
October 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not just unrepentant, but straight up saying the critics are disgusting.
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On Fri night 10/17, three skull masked white dudes (people who interacted with them guessed them to be late teens / early 20's) in matching outfits showed up trying to intimidate people. They openly stated they were white supremecists. They were surrounded and then escorted out by cops to safety.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
On Fri night 10/17, three skull masked white dudes (people who interacted with them guessed them to be late teens / early 20's) in matching outfits showed up trying to intimidate people. They openly stated they were white supremecists. They were surrounded and then escorted out by cops to safety.
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PDX Community Alert:
Over recent nights, Portland has seen nazis showing up to nightly protests at ICE. Tonight, three of them were shouting "heil hitler" into megaphones and seig heiling. Two of them were seen on 10/17, tagging along with three other skull-masked nazis and threatening people.
Over recent nights, Portland has seen nazis showing up to nightly protests at ICE. Tonight, three of them were shouting "heil hitler" into megaphones and seig heiling. Two of them were seen on 10/17, tagging along with three other skull-masked nazis and threatening people.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
PDX Community Alert:
Over recent nights, Portland has seen nazis showing up to nightly protests at ICE. Tonight, three of them were shouting "heil hitler" into megaphones and seig heiling. Two of them were seen on 10/17, tagging along with three other skull-masked nazis and threatening people.
Over recent nights, Portland has seen nazis showing up to nightly protests at ICE. Tonight, three of them were shouting "heil hitler" into megaphones and seig heiling. Two of them were seen on 10/17, tagging along with three other skull-masked nazis and threatening people.
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i still think the defining moment of the obama administration, for me, is when an abolitionist asked about trans women in women's prisons during a presser. the rest of the press pool booed her and she was removed. after, obama said "not in my house" and everyone cheered.
Trump's like the most American president there ever has been. Like Obama is who we want to pretend to be and notice he was charming and competent and also murderous and somewhat craven. But Trump is like the Mr Hyde of America. He's what the world correctly sees us as. Gaudy, stupid, belligerent.
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i still think the defining moment of the obama administration, for me, is when an abolitionist asked about trans women in women's prisons during a presser. the rest of the press pool booed her and she was removed. after, obama said "not in my house" and everyone cheered.
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Brandon Johnson called for a general strike and AWS was like I got you king
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Brandon Johnson called for a general strike and AWS was like I got you king
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the leopards loving and supporting you party
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the leopards loving and supporting you party
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code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that...
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October 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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imagine admitting you use chatgpt. imagine paying for chatgpt.
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
imagine admitting you use chatgpt. imagine paying for chatgpt.
If you're looking to give Mastodon another chance I'd recommend the following:
on android get moshidon, on iOS get metatext
If you're posting the same kinda freak shit I'm posting (bad jokes and leftism), join one of these servers:
- beige.party
- fuckaas.space
- jorts.horse
It's easy now fr
on android get moshidon, on iOS get metatext
If you're posting the same kinda freak shit I'm posting (bad jokes and leftism), join one of these servers:
- beige.party
- fuckaas.space
- jorts.horse
It's easy now fr
fuckaas space
we're here you fuckaas bich
fuckaas.space
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you're looking to give Mastodon another chance I'd recommend the following:
on android get moshidon, on iOS get metatext
If you're posting the same kinda freak shit I'm posting (bad jokes and leftism), join one of these servers:
- beige.party
- fuckaas.space
- jorts.horse
It's easy now fr
on android get moshidon, on iOS get metatext
If you're posting the same kinda freak shit I'm posting (bad jokes and leftism), join one of these servers:
- beige.party
- fuckaas.space
- jorts.horse
It's easy now fr
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J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
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maybe it's time to move your nonprofit off of salesforce and to a crm that isn't complicit in advancing fascism
Media coverage of their complicity with Trump arising out of internal leaks is like step 2 in a billionaire deciding "hmmmm I'm a psycho now" www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
Salesforce Offers Its Services to Boost Trump’s Immigration Force
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
maybe it's time to move your nonprofit off of salesforce and to a crm that isn't complicit in advancing fascism
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Indo resolver coisas de adulto
October 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Indo resolver coisas de adulto
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POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
You know what? I had a whole scathing skeet written about this fucking day of remembrance and I deleted it because this isn't a place I feel comfortable expressing myself. Back to Mastodon with me
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You know what? I had a whole scathing skeet written about this fucking day of remembrance and I deleted it because this isn't a place I feel comfortable expressing myself. Back to Mastodon with me
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Portland right now.
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Portland right now.
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THAT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING BOYS OH MY GOD
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
THAT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING BOYS OH MY GOD
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"Couch Street"
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"Couch Street"
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portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog
October 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog
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Congratulations to America's Team: The Toronto Blue Jays
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Congratulations to America's Team: The Toronto Blue Jays
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Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate
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My hot take is that if does not actually matter to Palestine, or to any Indigenous population, what DNA tests show. I'm obviously not an Indigenous person but if my DNA showed I was 96% donkey and 4% tardigrade, it still wouldn't be okay to kill me and take my house.
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My hot take is that if does not actually matter to Palestine, or to any Indigenous population, what DNA tests show. I'm obviously not an Indigenous person but if my DNA showed I was 96% donkey and 4% tardigrade, it still wouldn't be okay to kill me and take my house.
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Also, the way to not "die on that hill" is to be united. These folks who want to jettison trans folks, immigrants, Black folks, etc. are so short sighted they think it'd be a victory to die a couple steps later, when choosing solidarity is actually choosing to not die at all
If you are willing to throw away entire groups of people to protect your insular strategy that will only protect you instead of protecting everyone then I don’t want your leaders and I sure as hell don’t want to be associated with you.
I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights. We can’t protect ANY groups if we can’t win a national election, so purity tests only serve to make specific groups feel triumphant. That’s not “erasing” them; it’s long-horizon strategy.
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Also, the way to not "die on that hill" is to be united. These folks who want to jettison trans folks, immigrants, Black folks, etc. are so short sighted they think it'd be a victory to die a couple steps later, when choosing solidarity is actually choosing to not die at all