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Jim Wr𝘶bel
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I’m junk but I’m still holding up this little wild bouquet.
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I stayed on The Bad Place™️ for too long mainly because it had a feed for Detroit Lions coverage. Just posts from beat writers, podcasts, and official accounts. It was a great addition to gameday and I used it a lot. So I recreated it here: bsky.app/profile/capi...
Can the Lions go two entire games with no penalties called on their opponents?
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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So if you have a hysterectomy, you automatically get a significant pay raise at work or …?
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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As a Minnesotan I can tell you that this man is more upset at ICE than he was when Gary Anderson hooked it wide left in the ‘98 NFC championship game.
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Plur1bus (2025)
S1E7: The Gap
Directed by Adam Bernstein
Cinematography by Paul Donachie
#hopewatches
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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best part of this is i saw someone post “wow look at this season’s coaching carousel” like??? lmao? michigan was not on the carousel. we are on one of those rickety county fair rides next to the carousel operated by a guy with a skullet who introduces himself as pervert bill
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Everybody else is on the coaching carousel and we're on the fucking Belle Isle giant slide trying not to break a vertebrae
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Pluribus (2025)
S1E6: HDP
Directed by Gandja Montiero
Cinematography by Marshall Adams
#hopewatches
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The kids weren’t *that* big.
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Vanderbilt has a basketball player who is straight-up named Chandler Bing
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Pluribus (2025)
S1E5: Got Milk
Directed by Gordon Smith
Cinematography by Paul Donachie
#hopewatches
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Dudes wearing shorts to Meijer during a blizzard is #PureMichigan
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Parsons hit Goff with the helmet. If that had been Branch it would have been a penalty and fine.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Chaos! At the Costco
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM