autumnal seltzer 🍁
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dog fosterer • slow runner • marxist great lakes-ist • no one has ever been mad at me • she/her • my views, blah blah
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i’ve been thinking about this post for the past hour. every time i see it, i laugh
*Sal Capaccio appears on screen in the Hallmark Movie*
My grandmother: Who’s that little Chinese man???
My grandmother: Who’s that little Chinese man???
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i’ve been thinking about this post for the past hour. every time i see it, i laugh
i think the most egregious part of this movie is making it seem like that nice ass orchard park mansion is on abbott
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i think the most egregious part of this movie is making it seem like that nice ass orchard park mansion is on abbott
did she just say “what’s up unc” am i having a stroke
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
did she just say “what’s up unc” am i having a stroke
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*Sal Capaccio appears on screen in the Hallmark Movie*
My grandmother: Who’s that little Chinese man???
My grandmother: Who’s that little Chinese man???
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*Sal Capaccio appears on screen in the Hallmark Movie*
My grandmother: Who’s that little Chinese man???
My grandmother: Who’s that little Chinese man???
the bills hallmark movie has DISGUSTING everybody eats propaganda in it
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
the bills hallmark movie has DISGUSTING everybody eats propaganda in it
concept: rocky horror-style screening of the bills hallmark movie
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
concept: rocky horror-style screening of the bills hallmark movie
she’s still a conservative capitalist who will grift off of this probably forever, but marjorie taylor greene pulling off a reverse fetterman is not how i expected this to go
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
she’s still a conservative capitalist who will grift off of this probably forever, but marjorie taylor greene pulling off a reverse fetterman is not how i expected this to go
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Watching Democrats denounce the "horrors of Socialism" in Congress on the same day Trump is absolutely glazing Mamdani's policies from the Oval Office is one of the most remarkably stark examples I've seen in my life of why Democrats lose so many national elections.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Watching Democrats denounce the "horrors of Socialism" in Congress on the same day Trump is absolutely glazing Mamdani's policies from the Oval Office is one of the most remarkably stark examples I've seen in my life of why Democrats lose so many national elections.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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In our first candidate endorsement since 2021, we are proud to endorse Adam Bojak for NYS Assembly. @bojak4assembly.bsky.social
Our full statement: buffalo-dsa.org/statements/b...
Our full statement: buffalo-dsa.org/statements/b...
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In our first candidate endorsement since 2021, we are proud to endorse Adam Bojak for NYS Assembly. @bojak4assembly.bsky.social
Our full statement: buffalo-dsa.org/statements/b...
Our full statement: buffalo-dsa.org/statements/b...
who’s ready for offensive coordinator mike mcdaniel
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
who’s ready for offensive coordinator mike mcdaniel
josh allen and brian daboll
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
josh allen and brian daboll
once again: i say this, but i will be back next week
hard not to escape the sinking feeling that he’s gonna win one but it won’t be with my team
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
once again: i say this, but i will be back next week
hard not to escape the sinking feeling that he’s gonna win one but it won’t be with my team
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
hard not to escape the sinking feeling that he’s gonna win one but it won’t be with my team
yes i will be back next week
clean house man i hate this team sell the sabres too
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
yes i will be back next week
clean house man i hate this team sell the sabres too
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
clean house man i hate this team sell the sabres too
dion dawkins got the key to the city and became just as inept as the city’s government
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
dion dawkins got the key to the city and became just as inept as the city’s government
the one time gabe davis doesn’t have stone fuckin hands
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the one time gabe davis doesn’t have stone fuckin hands
i will not give joe brady credit for this. i saw the rest of the game. i have eyes that can see
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i will not give joe brady credit for this. i saw the rest of the game. i have eyes that can see
i’m sorry HOW MANY SACKS
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i’m sorry HOW MANY SACKS
sean mcdermott in his fuckass glasses can’t see all the problems with his football team
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
sean mcdermott in his fuckass glasses can’t see all the problems with his football team
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the texans aren’t even doing anything interesting. they’re just beating the bills 1 on 1 and brady is refusing to get more guys involved in pass pro
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the texans aren’t even doing anything interesting. they’re just beating the bills 1 on 1 and brady is refusing to get more guys involved in pass pro
did someone take spencer brown’s dvd copy of sound of freedom or something
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
did someone take spencer brown’s dvd copy of sound of freedom or something
joe brady buyout
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
joe brady buyout
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
the way my own life flashed before my eyes when josh allen looked visibly injured like that
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the way my own life flashed before my eyes when josh allen looked visibly injured like that