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@cameronpaton.bsky.social
Get into it.
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Pinned
When I came to bsky from the tainted place,
I tried my best to keep all of my skeets non-political.
I did it!
Through one US election cycle and beyond...
but all it took was one shit disturbing, fascist peodophile in a position of great power to crumble my resolve.
I am a weak man.
I tried my best to keep all of my skeets non-political.
I did it!
Through one US election cycle and beyond...
but all it took was one shit disturbing, fascist peodophile in a position of great power to crumble my resolve.
I am a weak man.
I was today's year old when I found out Flock of Seagull's '82 hit "I Ran" was about alien abduction
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I was today's year old when I found out Flock of Seagull's '82 hit "I Ran" was about alien abduction
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I'm not above admitting that I clicked on this immediately.
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I'm not above admitting that I clicked on this immediately.
It's actually not that hard to be a Canadian.
You should try it sometime.
You should try it sometime.
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
It's actually not that hard to be a Canadian.
You should try it sometime.
You should try it sometime.
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character wrong answers only.
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character wrong answers only.
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February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. White Man in Hammersmith Palais - Clash
2. I Wanna' Be Sedated - Ramones
3. Six Months in a Leaky Boat - Split Enz
4. Sailin' On - Bad Brains
5. Many Rivers to Cross - Jimmy Cliff
1. White Man in Hammersmith Palais - Clash
2. I Wanna' Be Sedated - Ramones
3. Six Months in a Leaky Boat - Split Enz
4. Sailin' On - Bad Brains
5. Many Rivers to Cross - Jimmy Cliff
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. "Fuck Was I" (thinking) -Jenny Owen Youngs
2. "I'm Tired" - Madeline Kahn
3. "Gypsy" - Fleetwood Mac
4. "Funny Girl" - Barbra Streisand
5. "Plump" - Hole
1. "Fuck Was I" (thinking) -Jenny Owen Youngs
2. "I'm Tired" - Madeline Kahn
3. "Gypsy" - Fleetwood Mac
4. "Funny Girl" - Barbra Streisand
5. "Plump" - Hole
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
-Right here, right now - Fat Boy slim
-Paper Romance- Groove Armada
-Breathe- Prodigy
-Hey boy, hey girl - Chemical Brothers
-Wicked Game- Chris Isaak.
-Right here, right now - Fat Boy slim
-Paper Romance- Groove Armada
-Breathe- Prodigy
-Hey boy, hey girl - Chemical Brothers
-Wicked Game- Chris Isaak.
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. White Man in Hammersmith Palais - Clash
2. I Wanna' Be Sedated - Ramones
3. Six Months in a Leaky Boat - Split Enz
4. Sailin' On - Bad Brains
5. Many Rivers to Cross - Jimmy Cliff
1. White Man in Hammersmith Palais - Clash
2. I Wanna' Be Sedated - Ramones
3. Six Months in a Leaky Boat - Split Enz
4. Sailin' On - Bad Brains
5. Many Rivers to Cross - Jimmy Cliff
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February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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Final destination..Death by bidet. Heated toilet seat edition.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Final destination..Death by bidet. Heated toilet seat edition.
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February 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
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The last time I stuck my fork in the toaster I could remember what color corduroys I was wearing when I ate my first Dorito
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The last time I stuck my fork in the toaster I could remember what color corduroys I was wearing when I ate my first Dorito
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Shitposting at Bernies
The Shitpost Strikes Back
Butch Cassidy and the Shitpost Kid
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Shitposting at Bernies
Doug Ford is urging Canadians to boycott Chinese cars.
Thing is, Doug, I'm already boycotting US cars. Including Fiat owned Dodge.
We don't get those French cars here...
So it's Swedish, German, Japanese
or these new ones from China.
Thing is, Doug, I'm already boycotting US cars. Including Fiat owned Dodge.
We don't get those French cars here...
So it's Swedish, German, Japanese
or these new ones from China.
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Doug Ford is urging Canadians to boycott Chinese cars.
Thing is, Doug, I'm already boycotting US cars. Including Fiat owned Dodge.
We don't get those French cars here...
So it's Swedish, German, Japanese
or these new ones from China.
Thing is, Doug, I'm already boycotting US cars. Including Fiat owned Dodge.
We don't get those French cars here...
So it's Swedish, German, Japanese
or these new ones from China.
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putting these Bluesky invite codes out on ebay let’s see what happens
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
putting these Bluesky invite codes out on ebay let’s see what happens
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February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Which department is hiring for hunting billionaire pedophile human trafficking rings?
They’re about to see a huge uptick in demand.
They’re about to see a huge uptick in demand.
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Which department is hiring for hunting billionaire pedophile human trafficking rings?
They’re about to see a huge uptick in demand.
They’re about to see a huge uptick in demand.
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February 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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On one hand, the richest people in the world are sociopathically accumulating wealth instead of helping those in need, but on the other hand they're Nazis and pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
On one hand, the richest people in the world are sociopathically accumulating wealth instead of helping those in need, but on the other hand they're Nazis and pedophiles
The Shitpost Strikes Back
Butch Cassidy and the Shitpost Kid
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Shitpost
February 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The Shitpost Strikes Back
I can't recall ever using the word fricassee in a sentence.
Not properly at least.
Not properly at least.
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I can't recall ever using the word fricassee in a sentence.
Not properly at least.
Not properly at least.
ding-dong
Doorbell Camera: yeah? You lost or something?
Teen in conservative navy blue suit: good afternoon! Do you have a few minutes to discuss the 'C' in scissors?
Doorbell Camera: yeah? You lost or something?
Teen in conservative navy blue suit: good afternoon! Do you have a few minutes to discuss the 'C' in scissors?
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
ding-dong
Doorbell Camera: yeah? You lost or something?
Teen in conservative navy blue suit: good afternoon! Do you have a few minutes to discuss the 'C' in scissors?
Doorbell Camera: yeah? You lost or something?
Teen in conservative navy blue suit: good afternoon! Do you have a few minutes to discuss the 'C' in scissors?