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What fresh hell
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Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
lmao
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
December 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wasn't this a gag in Doctor Who?
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Day three of the heating being broken and having to get up in the cold to switch all the electric heaters on. Then when I come back to bed inevitably a cat has snuck in under the covers and stolen my place.
December 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Going wildly off piste with the Chrimbo film choice
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Merry Christmas from the little baby Jessus!
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
In the pub. By the fire. Drinking ale.

They’re playing Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong’s “Summertime”.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I am about to do the big Christmas shop. Online though obviously, I ain't going out there.
December 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hamadeus
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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it’s so funny that you can just get a small animal and put it inside your house
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What if a Dalek but nice
art by ... ah you know ...
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Ouch. Difficult to say "Our previous CEO was protecting a sexual predator" more explicitly than this.

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you've never heard it, Anthony Joshua's Desert Island Discs is great. At one point Lauren asks him to introduce one of his more obscure artists to the listener, and he takes it literally: "How's it going, listener? I hope you're well..."
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Once again a reminder: We can have trans rights, bodily autonomy, gender nonconformity, and freedom of expression, or we can have none of these things.

There’s no third option.
In addition to this administration trying to kill kids, and they're also coming for our binders? OUR BINDERS.
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Nice thread on possibly my favourite writer.
“In story after story, epicene young men, difficult children, or wild beasts set out to shake up the stifling complacency around them”

@hekale.bsky.social on Saki’s fierce, funny, & wicked fiction

Hector Hugh Munro (1870–1916) – Saki – b. 18 Dec
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www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/4360...
Untameable Saki
One hundred years after Saki's death in the Great War, his stories are still wickedly funny
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is great, particularly the tapestry centred on Tooting, the world's most important place
Major update to our map of Anglo-Saxon London... we've now added etymologies for each place name, so you can find out what your bit of London used to be called.... and why londonist.substack.com/p/mapping-an...
Mapping Anglo-Saxon London: A Big Update
A glimpse of London, 1,000 years past.
londonist.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
A break from Christmas content to enjoy this capybara eating a banana. From François Froger's 'A relation of a voyage ...' (London, 1698).
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ah yes, the Basic White Woman bag. I saw three of these on the tube into the City this morning
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM