I hope pinhead chihuahua is doing well wherever they are 🖤

It's a Saturday, so a five at the moment but I fully intend to be a nine later. Then tomorrow morning probably an eight.

what the fuck are you talking about, she made a whole community of friends online and was stabbed to death by two of her classmates

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

Should not have watched Flow while premenstrual. Have so many feelings my brain has short circuited and now I can't feel anything. But if I hear a loud noise I will start crying so hard I will get the hiccups

Day after day of essentially nothing weather. Not a glimmer of warmth from the sun but it's not actually cold and the sky is so bland a grey it's just absent like a gap in a child's drawing above the greenish grass and it never rains there's no breeze there's no movement nothing. Do I need a jacket.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

It could not get Daniel Quilp after 50 questions and two wrong answers.

I said no to the orange fur question though technically I suppose she might have had.

This thing took 25 questions to identify Elinor Dashwood, and at one point asked if she had orange fur, but it's actually quite impressive

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Book Cover of the Day:

Related point: almost all the books I read until I got a full-time job at 22 were library books. And you can't damage or deface them or there will be Consequences. And that behaviour sticks with you!

This is true BUT if you grow up skint, a £6 paperback is a significant investment, and you guard that thing with your life. I'm doing OK for money now but I still can't bring myself to damage a book.

Honestly almost nobody criticising the use of the "passive voice" has any idea what it means. "The man died after an interaction with federal agents" is active voice. "The man was murdered by federal agents" is passive voice.

Well then they'd have to build a Wicker Bear.

Don't you see that killing me is not going to bring back your oranges?

“That’s one gone!”, says a dad to me as he drops his son at nursery. “One more to go!” he says, pointing at his daughter sitting in the car. “Just need to get rid of the wife, and I’m sorted!“ he laughs, expecting me to laugh too, but to his surprise I smash him about the head with a ceremonial mace

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

Want to see One Battle but can't stick DiCaprio. What to do.

Goodnight.

It occurs to me that the Doctor's polyethnic identity in recent times recontextualises Peter Davison's casting in quite an interesting way.
(For context, although you'd be unlikely to guess it by looking at him, Davison's paternal family is Guyanese. He has close relatives who are visibly Black.)

Letter from the advertising department at The Lady magazine, 1977

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