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Nelle ☕️
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18+ pls!

She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit

AuDHD shitposter extraordinaire and energy drink connoisseur 🔋💦

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Thinking of all of the women like myself who have gone to ultrasounds and seen no movement and trying to imagine not having a human there to interpret it and sit with you, and if I say what I think Oz deserves I’ll lose my account and possibly my freedom
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
January 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Shot FOUR times, and the position of the wounds suggest the liar J Ross was not in front of the car when he murdered Renee Good, and was not in danger.

www.startribune.com/renee-nicole...
Renee Good had four gunshot wounds, fire department report reveals
Newly acquired documents describe Good’s injuries after she was shot by an ICE agent Jan. 7.
www.startribune.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Oh no, don’t report them to the school they are outside trying to protect from these goons
They're going to start using the Kirk witch hunt strategy.
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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At one point today, there were 283 Minnesota attorneys doing a training on how to file emergency habeas petitions to keep our neighbors from being shipped out of state and held indefinitely.

That would be the second largest law firm in the state. And that training was just put together this week.
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Federal immigration agents filmed dragging a woman from her car in Minneapolis
Federal immigration agents filmed dragging a woman from her car in Minneapolis
Federal immigration agents filmed dragging a woman from her car in Minneapolis
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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How has a senate hallway banana peel not take this man out
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Yo check it out it’s Palefred Bitchcock
why would they intentionally post this??
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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The study as leaked — no maternal screening, impossible endpoints, 7,000 unvaccinated infants — appears to be dead. Whatever emerges will be a different trial. That’s what sustained international pressure can do.
Great reporting by @melodyschreiber.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Controversial US study on hepatitis B vaccines in Africa is cancelled
$1.6m project drew outrage over ethical questions about withholding vaccines proven to prevent disease
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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kristi noem should be required to prove at any point she does not have shit in her pants
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
​Newport co-ed cheerleading team is at center of Trump transgender athlete crackdown​Trump admin focuses on swimming, cheerleading in Maine transgender athlete probes
The U.S. Department of Education announced a slew of Title IX-related investigations this week that include 2 school districts in Maine.
www.pressherald.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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ICE IN LOS ANGELES

Wednesday, ICE rolled up in an unmarked truck and turned LA into a rooftop chase scene.

Construction workers, jumping buildings, agents climbing ladders, all to terrorize people trying to do a day’s work.

No arrests. Just fear. Just risk. Just trauma.
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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"From the Top released last month on Steam, and despite the fact that 'Beyblade roguelike' seems like it should be an activation phrase for millions of online millennials, nearly nobody noticed."

www.pcgamer.com/games/roguel...
It's my duty as a child of the early 2000s to let you know a Beyblade-inspired roguelike was released on Steam last month
We've wasted weeks where we could have been letting it rip.
www.pcgamer.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Straight to the point of this moment we are in
pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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#BREAKING Jared Fogle has presented Donald Trump with his 2011 Pedophile of the Year award
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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1. It's been more than a day since 2 of America's most storied newsrooms, CBS and ABC, reported that killer ICE agent Jon Ross suffered "internal bleeding" based on unnamed sources

Since then

- No other news org has confirmed the story

- No evidence (photos, medical records) has been produced
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
she just like me fr fr
get you a girl who says shit like "math is actually easy. like chess is easy" while also being extremely bad at both math and chess
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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I’m not sure how much more of this I can actually take. For months so many people have warned this would happen. Every government agency has failed or become complicit. Trump is going to turn our own military on us. That’s next. This is fascism!
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Hi, I know these get scrolled past a lot.

Really asking that you not. Britt has been homeless for about a year. If you have any money you can spare, or you can share this post, please help them make their targets.

It would mean a lot to me.

Linktr.ee/hiitsbritt
We’d like to survive | Linktree
Two beings trying to survive long enough to thrive. 🌈
Linktr.ee
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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'The tool receives peoples’ addresses from the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) among a range of other sources, according to the material.'

Because handing our personal data to a Nazi loving techbro isn't a bad thing.

www.joemygod.com/2026/01/pala...
Palantir App Will "Populate Maps" With ICE Targets - Joe.My.God.
404 Media reports: Palantir is working on a tool for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that populates a map with potential deportation targets, brings up a dossier on each person, and provides...
www.joemygod.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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NEW:
AOC, Laurel Lee and Paris Hilton will hold a press conference to push for the House to pass AOC’s DEFIANCE Act to ban companies from producing deepfake AI porn.

It passed the Senate unanimous consent. And it’s a sign she is becoming a power player

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
AOC’s bill to ban deepfake AI porn passed Senate. Why is the House taking so long?
The bill is a sign of Ocasio-Cortez’s growing influence within the Democratic caucus that once shunned her, writes Eric Garcia
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Did you all hear about this $3 meal the Secretary of Agriculture recommended?
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM