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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
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Read the whole thread. I think we all deserve a Gus
so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know
- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures
- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures
August 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Read the whole thread. I think we all deserve a Gus
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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Do dogs really understand words or are they just responding to inflection & body language?
This 2018 study using fMRI brain-mapping says they *DO* understand our words.
I'll explain, but first, let's acknowledge the adorable participants, 12 dogs who were trained at home to retrieve two objects.
This 2018 study using fMRI brain-mapping says they *DO* understand our words.
I'll explain, but first, let's acknowledge the adorable participants, 12 dogs who were trained at home to retrieve two objects.
July 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Do dogs really understand words or are they just responding to inflection & body language?
This 2018 study using fMRI brain-mapping says they *DO* understand our words.
I'll explain, but first, let's acknowledge the adorable participants, 12 dogs who were trained at home to retrieve two objects.
This 2018 study using fMRI brain-mapping says they *DO* understand our words.
I'll explain, but first, let's acknowledge the adorable participants, 12 dogs who were trained at home to retrieve two objects.
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Well if you don't want people chanting death to you then simply do not be doing genocide crimes, I think it is very simple really
June 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Well if you don't want people chanting death to you then simply do not be doing genocide crimes, I think it is very simple really
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If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.
🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
June 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.
🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
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June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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"There are so many reasons to live a #childfree life, but the main dominator is that women have educated themselves enough to discover the scam before having children of their own"
bysarahnoack.substack.com/p/no-one-wan...
bysarahnoack.substack.com/p/no-one-wan...
no one wants to have children anymore, and as a mom, I understand why
the problem with a system that expects women to keep our species alive while acting like a dude who wants to split the bill
bysarahnoack.substack.com
May 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"There are so many reasons to live a #childfree life, but the main dominator is that women have educated themselves enough to discover the scam before having children of their own"
bysarahnoack.substack.com/p/no-one-wan...
bysarahnoack.substack.com/p/no-one-wan...
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This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?
May 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?
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I've never encountered a Dutch word that didn't immediately improve my day
May 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I've never encountered a Dutch word that didn't immediately improve my day
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why is learning arm anatomy so hard for you Jessi?"
LOOK.
LOOK AT WHAT ARMS DO.
LOOK.
LOOK AT WHAT ARMS DO.
February 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
why is learning arm anatomy so hard for you Jessi?"
LOOK.
LOOK AT WHAT ARMS DO.
LOOK.
LOOK AT WHAT ARMS DO.
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The energy I’m taking into 2025
December 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
The energy I’m taking into 2025
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Happy Lancashire Day 🌹
November 27, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Happy Lancashire Day 🌹
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
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DM: ‘You reach the foreboding castle gate, what do you do?’
Cat: (ignores DM)
DM: ‘?’
Cat: (ignores DM)
DM: ...
(DM packs up and leaves, drives across town to home, has dinner, watches a late night movie before bed)
(3am, noise wakes the DM)
Cat (whispers): ‘I climb the gate…’
Cat: (ignores DM)
DM: ‘?’
Cat: (ignores DM)
DM: ...
(DM packs up and leaves, drives across town to home, has dinner, watches a late night movie before bed)
(3am, noise wakes the DM)
Cat (whispers): ‘I climb the gate…’
November 21, 2024 at 8:46 AM
DM: ‘You reach the foreboding castle gate, what do you do?’
Cat: (ignores DM)
DM: ‘?’
Cat: (ignores DM)
DM: ...
(DM packs up and leaves, drives across town to home, has dinner, watches a late night movie before bed)
(3am, noise wakes the DM)
Cat (whispers): ‘I climb the gate…’
Cat: (ignores DM)
DM: ‘?’
Cat: (ignores DM)
DM: ...
(DM packs up and leaves, drives across town to home, has dinner, watches a late night movie before bed)
(3am, noise wakes the DM)
Cat (whispers): ‘I climb the gate…’
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