DoodleSmasher18
@buttonsmasher18.bsky.social
Cult Escapee,
a Former Possible Contestant for Fetch with Ruff Ruffman
Person who sneezes after eating chocolate.
Candidate for Whatever You Feel Like 20xx-20xx.
Thanks,
Doodle
a Former Possible Contestant for Fetch with Ruff Ruffman
Person who sneezes after eating chocolate.
Candidate for Whatever You Feel Like 20xx-20xx.
Thanks,
Doodle
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maybe heading towards some of those weeks where decades happen
BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
maybe heading towards some of those weeks where decades happen
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If I was the commander in chief of the Imperial hegemon I would simply not dismantle the network of military and diplomatic alliances, favourable trade deals, and broad cultural paramountcy that had made my nation the most wealthy and powerful the world has ever seen.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 AM
If I was the commander in chief of the Imperial hegemon I would simply not dismantle the network of military and diplomatic alliances, favourable trade deals, and broad cultural paramountcy that had made my nation the most wealthy and powerful the world has ever seen.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern
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One of the things that has been lost in the history of the Boston Massacre is that the citizens had assembled in protest of the murder of an 11 year old child who threw a brick through the window of a post house in protest of the Stamp Act and was killed by a British officer in retaliation
Paul Revere's 1770 engraving of the Boston Massacre is historically inaccurate, but helped inflame sentiments against the British. Revere omits Crispus Attucks, a formerly enslaved man of African & Native American descent— the first casualty.
Bob Tomolillo's Boston Massacre Reboot Project added him
Bob Tomolillo's Boston Massacre Reboot Project added him
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
One of the things that has been lost in the history of the Boston Massacre is that the citizens had assembled in protest of the murder of an 11 year old child who threw a brick through the window of a post house in protest of the Stamp Act and was killed by a British officer in retaliation
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
this is like a Daniel Thrasher sketch without the BetterHelp ad
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
this is like a Daniel Thrasher sketch without the BetterHelp ad
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Here's a cat picture for a break in your timeline. I'll probably add a couple more during the day.
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Here's a cat picture for a break in your timeline. I'll probably add a couple more during the day.
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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A genuinely dispiriting thing about covering sexual violence is how often the suffering of women and children is metabolized as political point-scoring or titillating entertainment.
one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills
December 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A genuinely dispiriting thing about covering sexual violence is how often the suffering of women and children is metabolized as political point-scoring or titillating entertainment.
Oh fuck it's Toy Story 3
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh fuck it's Toy Story 3
Fuck Jake Tapper.
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Fuck Jake Tapper.
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It's the 160th anniversary of the United States' refounding, the ratification of the 13th Amendment.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It's the 160th anniversary of the United States' refounding, the ratification of the 13th Amendment.
Once when I was still in a cult, I always retweeted stuff about how being gay is ok and people should have access to abortion. And some dude who followed me on the horrible place from the cult only ever mentioned it to me as “you’ve got some interesting stuff on there“.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Once when I was still in a cult, I always retweeted stuff about how being gay is ok and people should have access to abortion. And some dude who followed me on the horrible place from the cult only ever mentioned it to me as “you’ve got some interesting stuff on there“.
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To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
So I get and use the focus modes feature of iOS and Apple's other OSes. But it keeps asking if I want to create a personal one.
Is that not just my basic, non-focused mode? I can't imagine what I could change between no focus mode and a personal mode.
Is that not just my basic, non-focused mode? I can't imagine what I could change between no focus mode and a personal mode.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So I get and use the focus modes feature of iOS and Apple's other OSes. But it keeps asking if I want to create a personal one.
Is that not just my basic, non-focused mode? I can't imagine what I could change between no focus mode and a personal mode.
Is that not just my basic, non-focused mode? I can't imagine what I could change between no focus mode and a personal mode.
How is everyone that listens to podcasts enjoy enjoying the shift in ads from being for aura frames to skylight frames?
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How is everyone that listens to podcasts enjoy enjoying the shift in ads from being for aura frames to skylight frames?
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November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What the living shit is happening and how do I feel like I both do know and don’t know?
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What the living shit is happening and how do I feel like I both do know and don’t know?
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it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry
I‘m a bit late to this Small news item but did y’all really think Mr. Beast wasn’t a fascist?
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I‘m a bit late to this Small news item but did y’all really think Mr. Beast wasn’t a fascist?
Whenever you go through a lesson and hit a multiple of five answers correct you get a “random” amount of “bonus“ energy.
I’m sure there isn’t an algorithm that instead pushes the battery level to make sure you have to watch as many ads as possible right?
Because that isn’t accessible.
I’m sure there isn’t an algorithm that instead pushes the battery level to make sure you have to watch as many ads as possible right?
Because that isn’t accessible.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Whenever you go through a lesson and hit a multiple of five answers correct you get a “random” amount of “bonus“ energy.
I’m sure there isn’t an algorithm that instead pushes the battery level to make sure you have to watch as many ads as possible right?
Because that isn’t accessible.
I’m sure there isn’t an algorithm that instead pushes the battery level to make sure you have to watch as many ads as possible right?
Because that isn’t accessible.
I swear to fucking god.
free paying users should set up a class action against Duolingo
Every update is showing they aren’t interested in ”free, accessible education”. If they were I wouldn’t have needed to either pay 13 dollars or watch ten minutes of ads to do the goals they create for users.
free paying users should set up a class action against Duolingo
Every update is showing they aren’t interested in ”free, accessible education”. If they were I wouldn’t have needed to either pay 13 dollars or watch ten minutes of ads to do the goals they create for users.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I swear to fucking god.
free paying users should set up a class action against Duolingo
Every update is showing they aren’t interested in ”free, accessible education”. If they were I wouldn’t have needed to either pay 13 dollars or watch ten minutes of ads to do the goals they create for users.
free paying users should set up a class action against Duolingo
Every update is showing they aren’t interested in ”free, accessible education”. If they were I wouldn’t have needed to either pay 13 dollars or watch ten minutes of ads to do the goals they create for users.
In light of what has happened across the nation today I'd like to take this moment to metaphorically grab Darren Bailey's collar and laugh.
Try. Try. Fucking try to primary Mike Bost then lose again and then try to be Governor.
Try and then fail. Again.
Try. Try. Fucking try to primary Mike Bost then lose again and then try to be Governor.
Try and then fail. Again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In light of what has happened across the nation today I'd like to take this moment to metaphorically grab Darren Bailey's collar and laugh.
Try. Try. Fucking try to primary Mike Bost then lose again and then try to be Governor.
Try and then fail. Again.
Try. Try. Fucking try to primary Mike Bost then lose again and then try to be Governor.
Try and then fail. Again.
While you were in High School having sex and smoking pot I was feverishly reading IMDb like I was going to be a strictly movie based trivia game show.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
While you were in High School having sex and smoking pot I was feverishly reading IMDb like I was going to be a strictly movie based trivia game show.