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✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude

discord: bculpsapp

📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
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my statement regarding my posts:
this just keeps happening!
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
just starting a rewatch of 24 & i love the terrible early 00’s writing

there’s a plot to assassinate a gubernatorial candidate — which can include any number of ways — and the head dude at the counter terrorism unit says “we have to stop this shooter, jack”

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT’S A SHOOTER? 🧐
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i think olivia nuzzi is trying to garner more support for book bans by detailing what rfk jr’s jizz tasted like
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i’ve discussed this before in other posts & i’ll throw it out there again: big reason i keep my twitter is largely for lurking & observing — specifically what’s getting pushed into the for you feed by the app’s own doing

white supremacist shit, disinfo, right wing ai bots
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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it’s just really reinforcing how the venn diagram between nazis/nazi apologists & pedos/pedo apologists is just a ⭕️
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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M̵̡͔̣̼̪̻̙̜̳̫̌͗͗̂͝Ḛ̷̢̨͕̬̝̩̯̈̾̏͆͑̈́̓͘͘E̶̛̱͙͈̻͚͐̋͜Ṭ̸͖̘͉̱̙̮̺̟͐͛̈́̌̓̇̏̌̕ͅ ̵̠͔̟̼̬̽́̍̎̈́͛̓͆̚̕M̴̜̜̾̍̌̏̎͛Ẻ̴̻͐̓͂̕͠ ̶͈̻̩̣͕͚͛̓À̴̼̦͍͙̄͑̓Ţ̸̨̥̫͍̮͇̦̱̆̿́̒͘͝͠ͅ ̵̞̭͎̮̲̻͋͒̀T̷̢̧͙̮͖̫͙̮̈́̇̓̑͜ͅH̴̢̱̍͆̓̊̀͠͝É̵̫̦̻͇͉̰͌̎͘͘ ̵̻̣̖̈́̈́Ĥ̴͍͎̱͖͓̟̗̿͌̒̇̿͘͝͠͝ͅO̶̦̳͓̝̣͖̾̎͛͆̋͝M̷̢̤̤̣̭̥̗͚̺͂̕͝͝ͅÉ̵̹̘̙͉̲̫̜̗̲͉̏̀̀̌́͘ ̷̡̛̙͈͉́̈̏͂̽͛̄̈́D̵̨̓̈͑̃͊͛̕̕͝Ę̷̢̛͓̤̻̱̹̲̻̈́́̂̽̐̕͜Ṕ̶̘͎̦̊͂̚Ǫ̴͎͓̠͎̮̏͋̽̄̽͠͝T̶̫̭̲̫͍̟̜̤̹̜̈́̑͆́̃̃̐ ̵̨͙̰̫̦̯͙̌̓͌̕I̴͕̼̞̮̮̝̻͔̻͌̔̀̌N̵̛̲̙̬̘͔͊̽̄̿̐̌͜ ̵̢̹̤̹̘̲̉̑H̴͓͉̳͈̙̹̩̞̄͌͆̅͌̚Ȅ̶̡̖̻͈̪̤L̷͈͛̽L̵̢͔̮̪̋͒́̊̍͆̅͆͘͠,̶̫̙̽̇̇̓̈́̚ ̶̧̨̦̞͂͑͌F̸̛̖̍̎̆͑͆̎̅͝Ų̶̢̛̛̫̣̲͇̦͓̈́̃̊͊̆̊͂ͅC̴̬̼͋Ķ̶̤̥̣͙̏̈Ã̷̽̔̊́͊̉͘͜A̵̙͚̩͓̮̱͈͕͖͆́̍̀́͂͊̎͊͝S̶̮̣̹̘͓̯͗̾̾
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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“good point paul”

i wonder what other sort of points paul tends to make 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
but-but-but… BIG TENT 🥺*

(*except leftists & socialists)
National Democrats quit platforming Nazis challenge
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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OH THANKS
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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when that movie was released i used an edit of that poster in matt walsh’s replies
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
reported for antisocial & urgent
There’s nothing unusual about an adult man being sexually excited by a teenager kitten

Anyone telling you that is crazy

We’re the normal ones
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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boutta Klarna 100,000 Etsy witches to get his ass
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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"When Patrick Bateman tells the prostitute 'don't just stare at it, eat it' he's merely expressing the natural sexual libido of the red-blooded American male, in this essay I will-"
MAN WHAT?

using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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MAN WHAT?

using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Like holy shit Santa can handle some seriously large dong with a mouth like that
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
you've heard of elf on the shelf; now get ready for:
What in the festive fuck
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I thought it was a sign that they think they're king shit of fuck mountain and are down to clown
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
god the next few years of working in public health & healthcare are gonna be... something
Some people will try anything except wearing a mask
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
initially it was FBI, DEA & HSI however not long after that was reported, there were sightings (with photos posted) of ICE also present over at territorial rd & vandalia st -- which is right near the border to MPLS (which explains the city doing know your rights posting today)
Federal agents wearing tactical gear used chemical irritants on protesters at the Bro-Tex facility in St. Paul.

Video by reporter Louis Krauss, who is on the scene.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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My child's school district has sent out an email. This is heartbreaking to me.

No reports of them being at the schools but no child should have to live in this shit

"Resources to talk to your child"
"Please let your school know if your child will be absent"
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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well it’s simple, that’s because i’m extremely racist and only listen to country music and also elton john because i’m in the closet
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
reposting all these with alt-text as well

i know there's been ICE sightings growing the past few months & between the rhetoric from stephen miller & kristi noem along with the city now posting these, it's giving the sense that we're next up for more targeted shit
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Okay I made an art page to evade the rude label.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM