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✨brit✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

8/28/25: mark cuban got one of my memes flagged as rude

discord: bculpsapp

📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
hey @safety.bsky.app are you okay with allowing this?
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
just sort of catching up & wtf. very uncool this happened to you.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i had a bad feeling this would be a risk of asking reddit anons about pube care
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
especially for when growing them out
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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simple: water them, feed them, and talk to them
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I read a comment years ago where someone's grandma told her to not wear underwear to bed because you "need to air the taco out" and I have thought about it at least weekly since then
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
it was at the top of the default feed when i opened the app today 😭
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
pssst @pattonoswalt.bsky.social — remember: DON’T use your words here!

we now have an image to avoid getting suspended!
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
she’s gonna end up giving herself some form of yeast infection because of following bush maintenance tips from reddit
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ur seen & valid
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
shhh, it’s okay kitten, i’m an #ally
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
but the sentiment remains
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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MAN WHAT?

using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Every pineapple has its thorn 🎵🎶
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
is it too late to change your answer on muppet knives out??
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
this wasn’t even that long ago!
i now see why ICE have been hiding their faces so much
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“my bitch wiiiife”
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
they deserve each other
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
banana peel
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM